JJ Johnson

True or false: Stevie Ray once referred to Scott Steiner as both "synthetic" and a "sad, sack-ass fruit booty"

I was talking about if HHH's finisher was the 5*, because his attitude towards the Pedigree is pretty much "no-sell the Pedigree and die"

I'd make all my dogs job to me, so that when my cat ended the winning streak AND reversed my "Roll over, boy" finisher with the kind of "fuck you" stare that only a cat can give, he'd be a bigger star than ever and a major draw for years to come. My cat would be Hogan to my Andre, or, to a not make him a bigger star or draw at all extent, Kevin Nash to my Goldberg. Then I'd win the title back ten minutes later in an "if you get counted out, you lose the title" match. What were we talking about?

Which makes your listen for today something that Triple H would say if he did a five-star frogsplash. No-sell the Five-star and DIE

*Picks up easy win over jobber*

Bout damn time someone pushed Christian.

In addition to that, he was also undefeated for his first six months in the WWE. That's not a gimmick that you can give to every guy that comes down the pike. He lost a tag match at Rebellion 2002 to the Hardyz. What you mean to say is no one pinned him.

Is the Death Sentence that powerbomb/neckbreaker dealy they do, or am I thinking of a different one of their moves?

I've always wondered about the EOWMs. Makes you wonder if it's really live...

What about Horace Hogan, his nephew?

If I were in a barroom brawl, if my character weren't such a no-nonsense guy, I'd probably try to get my opponent so loaded that he collapsed. Then pin him.

For the third year in a row, the theme song will suck.

Quite flowery indeed.

CO-MAIN EVENT TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. “The Franchise” Mak Francis Francis CO-MAIN EVENT SWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Wild & Dangerous (Johnny Dangerous © and Wildchild ©) © vs. Martial Law (Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix and Todd Cortez) W&D40 retain...until the end of the match, where Martial Law gets the win. TAG TEAM MATCH Revolution Zero (“The Critic” Scott Pretzler and JJ Johnson) vs. Manson and Arch Griffon Rich Franklin by first-round KO MIDDLEWEIGHT GRUDGE MATCH-O-RAMA! “The Tigris Express” Muhammed Koran vs. Austin Sly Well, MoKo's a bad mofo, but...ah hell. Koran to win. OPENING BOUT Lord David vs. Martin “Big Country” Hunt LD

Damn internet and it's contributing towards the end of my much vaunted win streak. However, I'm not bitter. And I feel that AGB wrote me quite well.

Am I the only one with mixed feelings right now? Like, should I party or should I just cheer?

That Monty Brown's entrance music sounds kinda like Disturbed's "Down with the Sickness"? Kinda?

I see both positives and negatives. Positive: This would give guys like Hurricane and Tajiri real titles to shoot for. Negative: The CW champion would have to do a crazy amount of traveling.

How sick would it be if they signed Punk and he became Evolution's newest member? I'll tell you. Not very. Can you say "watered down"?

I still liked "End of Everything", by Stereomud, aka Raven's WWF entrance music.

I'd write a promo, but, you know, I'm kinda MUTE.

Huzzah! I needed inspiration to write my match, so I listened to Knuck if you Buck 20 times in a row. I now feel I have to destroy Buck, in order to not have to hear that song ever again.

Monty Brown-Down with the Sickness DDP-Smells Like Teen Spirit Kid Kash-Walk Christopher Daniels-Disposable Teens Raven-Come As You Are Vince Russo doesn't count, really.

Yeah, I know. For ripoffs, in TNA there's: Monty Brown-Down with the Sickness DDP-Smells Like Teen Spirit Kid Kash-Walk Can anyone think of anymore? That's just off the top of my head.

Johnny Dangerous ©© vs. Todd Cortez Special Guest Commentator: Jay Hawke Because I'm a Canadian Destroyer, er, Riot Act Plus enthusiast, Cortez. Wildchild ©© vs. Landon Maddix (Non-title) Wildchild Ejiro Fasaki vs. Scott Pretzler Gotta go with my stablemate. That sounds all kinds of wrong, if you think about it. Lil' Buck vs. JJ Johnson © (Non-title) Yes, that's right. No title opportunity for you, "gangsta". Johnson nucks Buck (whatever the hell that means) for the win. Opening Bout - Tag Team Match Arch Griffon and Manson vs. Mohammed Koran and Austin Sly MoKo and Aussie pick up the dubya. They then put the president down in time to lose to Griffon and Manson.