JJ Johnson

So, would I find those changes at theswf.com, or did you just edit it in the stats thread? Also, I'll be uploading my updated stats to the site shortly.

Early July to SummerSlam-Kane is unmasked, due to a stipulation that if he lost his match with HHH, he would be forced to remove the aforementioned facial cover. He then proceeds to kick the shit out of Rob Van Dam, chokeslam Eric Bischoff off the stage, set JR on fire, Tombstone Linda McMahon on the steel stage, zap Shane's balls with a car battery, and kick the shit out of Rob Van Dam again. Mid-August to Unforgiven-Shane kicks Kane into a flaming dumpster, Kane survives, gets pissed, Shane gets pissed, they both sign a contract for a "Last Man Standing" match at Unforgiven. At the contract signing, Shane-O does his signature elbow through the Spanish table. On one Raw, Kane went for his chokeslam off the stage, but Shane O hit him with a chair, and he fell off the stage through some tables. At Unforgiven, some high spots include Shane going corner to corner to Van Terminator the steel steps into Kane's face, Kane flipping the SAT (Spanish Announce Table. Ain't I clever?) onto Shane (although he misses), and Shane reenacting his wacky Backlash 2001 antics, diving off of the Titantron. This time, Shane misses, and Kane wins. Night after Unforgiven to Survivor Series-Kane attacks Shane in the hospital, Shane lures Kane into a limo that he runs into a semi in a very cool moment that made the Raw opening video, they sign for an ambulance match. Sorry this area is kinda sparse, I don't remember much of this part. At SS, some highlights include Shane dropping the elbow from off the ambulance, which was probably a legitimate 9 feet up, and Kane Tombstoning Shane on the concrete for the win. That's all I remember.

Yeah, that stunned the hell out of me. I'm relatively new here, but I read a lot of the old stuff, so I'm familiar with that guy, but still, whoa. Congrats on your title win.

When are you making more?

JR: BAH GAWD!! THE CARNAGE!! Oh, BTW, King and LDP are the commentators, right? Sorry to sound dumb, but just wondering if it differed per show.

It wasn't bad, apart from the fact that the main event (at least when I read it) wasn't there. *makes ghost sounds* Hey, it showed up! Maybe I just wasn't paying attention. NICE main event, even though no one threw anyone off the Space Needle. Maybe next time. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a match to start.

The Main Event Fatal Fourway Match Wildchild vs. "The Urban Legend" Todd Cortez vs. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler vs. Toxxic I'm backing up my fellow Ontarian, Pretzler. -=-=-=- World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender's Match Pure Wrestling Rules "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Franchise" Mak Francis Special Guest Referee: Tom Flesher I'm taking Jenkins in this one, but it'll be close. SWF Belt Tournament - Championship Match Johnny Dangerous vs. Jay Hawke Jay extends his singles competition undefeated streak and takes the gold. Magical Mystery Match Austin Sly vs. ??? Well, Sly let me down last time. Sly. Non-Title Match Insane Luchadore vs. Mohammed Koran Yeah, gonna take IL in this one. Opening Bout JJ Johnson vs. Ced Ordonez Derr...let me think. Who should I predict?!?

Not cayenne!

Salsaweight title? Is this really a title I hope to contend for?

Gotcha. Thanks.

So, when does this usually get posted, anyway? The actual show, not the card, I mean.

MAIN EVENT NON-TITLE MATCH Toxxic (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Wildchild Hmmm. Gonna have to suck up to, er, say Toxxic. SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF INTERCONTINENTAL-TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Intercontinental-Television Champion) v. Johnny Dangerous Johnny Dangerous has this locked up. SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF UNITED STATES-JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP Austin Sly (SWF United States-Junior League Champion) v. Jay Hawke *flips coin* Sly retains. HOUSE RULES MATCH SPACE BASE BRAWL SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Arch Griffon Well, Griffon is on quite the roll (2 wins! Woah! Still more than I have though. Meh.), and IL won the title practically by accident. Still, IL to retain. OPENING MATCH Manson v. "The Tigris Express" Mohammed Koran *picks up coin from last time I flipped it and flips it again* Manson.

Wow, that sucks. Unless Johnny writes to lose... So yeah, that sucks.

I did

I believe I hold a dubious honor as the first person to forget his password. Fortunately, I didn't delete the email containing said password.

Why not do one of JJ Johnson, the hottest young rookie on the roster? Or...not. Meh. Those are awesome, though.

Smarks Board Name: JJ Johnson Wrestlers Name: JJ Johnson Height: 6’1” Weight: 219 lbs. Hometown: Windsor, Ontario, Canada Age: 21 Face/Heel: Heel Stable: None (yet) Ring Escort: None Weapon(s): Kendo stick Quote: None. He rarely, if ever, speaks. Looks: Short black hair, and a barely noticeable scar over his left eye, as well as another, more visible scar on his throat. He has a mustache/goatee that are connected, and several tattoos cover his arms. His entrance attire is like Christopher Daniels’ old robe/skirt/vest thing, only instead of red and black, it’s red and white, like the Canadian flag, and instead of that symbol he has, there’s a maple leaf. It also has a hood. His in-ring attire is tights, about the length of AJ Styles’, that also look kind of like Styles’, only where it says AJ, it says JJ, and where there is a 1, there’s a maple leaf instead. Naturally, the word “Styles” isn’t on there at all. He has a very well developed physique, not quite to the point of Chris Masters, more like Randy Orton circa September 2003. Ring Entrance: “End of Everything” by Stereomud plays as the lights flash, alternating between red and white. Sparks begin to come from the ceiling and floor, like Christian used to have it, only the sparks are, you guessed it, red and white. Johnson walks through the sparks, his hood up, with his arms in a Raven-like pose as he walks down the aisle. When he gets to the ring steps, he throws his hood back, then walks up the steps as white sparks begin to shoot from the ring posts. He then gets up on the second rope of whatever the hell corner you want and does another Raven pose. Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 5 Surprisingly strong for his size. Can lift all but the 280+ guys. Speed: 9 Perhaps the only man in SWF that has a chance against Wildchild in a race. Much of his speed can be attributed to the fact that he ran track in high school. Vitality: 5 Due to his inability, or lack of desire, to speak, he uses up less oxygen than most, thus giving him more energy than the SWF’s more vocal superstars. Charisma: 1 He doesn’t much, due to a severe throat injury from his time in UFC. Style: Submission wrestling, combined with high-flying. A mean streak developed during his time in UFC also makes him an accomplished hardcore wrestler. Note: Johnson doesn't cheat. His lack of mercy and remorse for ANYONE is what gets him his heel heat. Signature moves: Sharpshooter- The submission that made Bret Hart famous, Johnson developed a mastery of this move during his time in Border City Wrestling. Diving Headbutt-Like Benoit’s, only Johnson gets incredible distance on this. He can hit you with this no matter where you are in the ring. Impaler DDT-Known to some as the Edgecution, Johnson gets his opponent in position for a DDT, then grabs his tights and lifts, almost as if going for a suplex, then drops down, sending the opponent crashing down on their face, sometimes at a neck-wrenchingly nasty angle. Is usually good for at least a two count, although it can win matches if the opponent’s vitality is low enough. Roundhouse Kick-No explanation needed here. Spinning kick to the head. Heel Hook-Not an ankle lock. A heel hook. A hold intended to break bones. Incredibly painful, but use your best judgment as to whether or not it could be a match ender. German Suplex-Your average belly to back suplex, except Johnson usually can put enough power behind it to turn his opponent inside out to where he lands on his stomach. Belly-To-Belly Slam- Ken Shamrock style. Just up and WHAM! Common moves: Chop block-Can transfer from this into a heel hook Somersault plancha-Similar to Shelton Benjamin’s recent journey over the top, Johnson gets incredible height on this. Will attempt this at least once if in a hardcore environment. Yakuza kick-Pretty self-explanatory Springboard enziguiri Top-rope Lionsault-Same as a regular Lionsault, only he springs off the top rope as opposed to the second rope. Figure-Four leg lock- Uses this at least once a match. Side Effect Dropkick- Think Mark Jindrak in terms of height. Snap Suplex The Provincial Stretch-Essentially the Haas of Pain, but with one difference. It’s called the Provincial Stretch. Pretty much any move you would see in UFC, as well. Rare moves: Shooting Star Press-If done from a high place, Johnson can most likely get a second flip in. Springboard Fame-ass-er: Sometimes used to set up the CN Plunge, although not always. Can get a pin if Johnson has worked the head and neck the whole match. Lion Tamer-Not the “Walls of Jericho”, which is just a plain old Boston Crab nowadays. The Lion Tamer, with the opponent’s weight resting almost squarely on their neck. CN Plunge-One of Johnson's two cruiser killers. Similar to Sean O'Haire's fireman's carry spinebuster. Johnson grabs the opponent's leg and lifts, as if he were going to hit a fireman's carry or an F-5, except just as soon as he gets them up, he takes them back down again, slamming them on their back. Finishers: Primary Finisher- The Air Canada: A 720 moonsault. Pretty self explanatory. Does a backflip, but while he's doing it, he rotates twice. Secondary Finisher- The Frostbite: Similar to that reverse Sharpshooter that Edge used to do, only this move also includes a heel hook. Tertiary Finisher- The Ontariobomb: The other of Johnson's cruiser-killers. Matt Hardy's sit-down crucifix powerbomb. Notes: As said before, Johnson doesn’t talk. Submissions are the name of the game, unless it’s a hardcore environment, any kind of match where a win cannot be achieved by submission, or if Johnson is feeling particularly arrogant and feels like taking to the air. Will adapt to better face his opponent, i.e. taking to the air against Wildchild, keeping Manson on the mat, etc. Bio: Born Justin Abernathy Johnson on November 10, 1983, JJ Johnson always wanted to fight, and was often suspended for doing just that. By the time he was 17, he had achieved a 7th degree black belt in 5 martial arts, was an accomplished gymnast, and could hold his own against men nearly twice his size. Because of this, Johnson decided to make his living inside the octagon that UFC uses to contest its bouts. Johnson went far, even winning the heavyweight title, until one day, it all came crashing down. In an inter-weight bout with Chuck Liddell, the “Iceman” threw a kick that caught Johnson right in the throat, a blow that would send him to the hospital with a crushed trachea and render him speechless for the rest of his life. Furthermore, there wasn’t an athletic commission in the country that would let him fight. Desperate to hurt people, Johnson set his sights on professional wrestling. After a short, but dominant, stint in BCW, Johnson has made his way to SWF, where he looks to make an even bigger impact. Edited my stats and my tertiary finisher, thanks to Toxxic for bringing those things (Missing one point in the stats, and Cradle Shock was already taken) to my attention. Also substituted "lack of desire" for "undesire", which isn't even a word.