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Jets are on the clock! TIME FOR THE COMEDY PORTION OF TONIGHTS PROGRAM!!

30 seconds into the online stream, and I love this album.

Christ, this just throws everything in the air. The NY Jets have probably just offered their entire draft to the Saints.

No.

I tried to add CJ a few weeks ago, but he straight-up dissed me, and never confirmed/denied the invite. I killed Proof from D12 in response.

LaParka, you've had that sig. image for over five years now. Don't you feel it's time for a change?

I'm down.

That was YOU!? I'm friends wih Vyce now!? Will wonders never cease?

I. Come on, don't you want a reactionary, hate-everything type guy to watch over you?

So, I'm watching TV right now. It's 2:30 a.m. EST, and I'm supposed to be working on page 5 of a 12 page paper that was due last week, but I'm not. I just saw one of those fucking commercials again. You know the ones. The Army recruitment videos. "We've been waiting for you." You've seen them. They're fucking stupid. One of these commercials featured a black kid working at a computer, then the next thing you know, he morphs into a fighter pilot with souless eyes, pressing a button that will undoubtably send a Tomahawk cruise missle straight into the asshole of an Iraqi three hundred miles away. I hate these commercials, needless to say, But the latest one was the worst. It depicts a stormy midwestern home, and a girl is standing on the edge of a cornfield, watching a tornado develop and head her way. Her father, peaking out of the house, yells her name as a chicken or something flies past his head. He runs out to the girl, scoops her off the ground, and runs inside with her. All this time, she never stops looking at this tornado, never takes her eyes off the twister. Then you see it. "We've been waiting for you." Is this who our army is actively seeking these days? Retarded teenage girls who are fascinated by things like shiny wrapping paper and big fucking tornados headed STRAIGHT TOWARDS YOUR ASS!?!? Sigh. I suppose these are the types of people that comprise the majority of todays teenagers. In fact, I know this to be true. Look at the membership list of the TSM forums. 3603 identities, maybe a fifth of them belonging to Hoffman. And every one of you fuckers still watch wrestling. Fuck, everyone is stupid except me. Everyone.

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Speaking of Mike, has anyone seen the Duke Lacrosse thread at The Pit? Looks like our little Mike turned into quite the monster. I think he needs some sort of professional help before he either kills someone or gets killed for saying the wrong thing in the wrong place.

It's worse then just plain menstration porn. Fattie. Menstration Porn.

Christ, I was about to start fighting with Leena. Sounded a LOT like Mike. Again, that'd make sense since you C/Ped that shit from The Pit.

Now I want to kill YOU for making me CLICK THAT LINK

What can I say? I bought into the hype.

Bump. Hmm.. two years perspective on this draft. It amazes me that Julius Jones wasn't selected by anyone.

With the 6nd pick, the Indianapolis Colts select: Jonathan Lewis, DT, Virginia Tech

To get hit by a truck, wouldn't you have to stand in the left or right portion of the street? Cause, you know, in the middle, they may not hit you.

I'M ON MYSPACE!!!!!!!! AND SHROOMS!!!!!!!!! http://www.myspace.com/soulfetish

Get this shit out of CE.

Agreed. The board needs people to hate n order to keep it together. ::rereads last sentence:: On second thought, let's get hypervigilant on PBPs.

The Indianapolis Colts take Joseph Addai, RB, Louisiana State University.

Good. That's who I was going to select. The consensus seems to have the Cowboys taking a FS in the first round, but this years safety talent is deep, and the 'Boys can pick up a quality safety in the second round. Although the Cowboys recently acquired OT Jason Fabini from the Jets, they simply cannot pass on Justice, who many scouts labeled a Top Ten pick. Justice will be a great OT in the league, and could fight for either starting spot this year.

Hmm. I remember the last time the Cowboys took a #1 reciever to Philly. Irvin ended up with a cracked neck, lying on the concrete of the vet, with the Philly scum laughing and cheering. And that was just Irvin. This'll be a dark Christmas for the Cowboys.