BX

Flawless Victory.

Does this mean you've stopped watching wrestling?

Dude, Mr. T didn't just PUNCH the shark, he managed to get enough leverage, in twenty feet of water, to toss the shark completely out of the water by its FACE. And it took like 1.3 seconds.

That was quite surreal.

That's bullshit. What else is on that late at night? Cinemax porn? Reruns of "Attack of the Show?" " Countdown with Keith Olbermann?" No one changed the channel.

Wait. Explain to me why the head of Turner would give a shit?

How do you mean?

I'm very upset you stole my topic, idiot. So I'll hijack it. Does anyone realize the inherent irony in purchasing a Che Guevera shirt from somewhere, especially an establishment like Sam Goodys??

Cue BX. (He was hanging around here the other day.) Hey yall, what's goin' on in this here box?

Don't you guys do this topic every two weeks?

My new peach has a Bowling Ball scent to it and I'm not sure how I should feel about this. Though, it was that one or the one that smelled like ambrosia. And while I'm secure in my hetrosexuality, that might have been a bit much especially since the peach was like a magenta and purple color and said hot rod on it. The one I got -> hhttp://www.uga.edu/fruit/image/peach%20brown%20rot.JPG

No. I know Irvin's a crackhead. He asked my brother if he was holding, in a Miami bar about four days before he got arrested one of those times in the late 90's. Your dismissal of people who know how to properly compose their thoughts is what upsets me.

What do you guys think about me, BX?

Go fuck yourself, dweeb-ass butterfingers.

I did? Well, I suppose that racist would know who the neo-nazis are.

Actually, it should read "and start crying" not "starting crying" or "started crying." Christ, people. You are all stupid fucks, and given the appropriate opportunity, I will destroy you all.

Oh.

I've been around just as long as you have, man. Which really says a lot about the both of us.

..... WHAT?

What did the German chick say about Audrey? I missed that part somehow.

Just start plugging your email address into everything you can find.

Just because your over-the-hill quarterback is finally getting his ass out of the nfl and taking his 20+ interceptions a year with him is no reason for you to be an asshole. Mickey Loomis isn't exactly some big sports figure who it would be impossible to have a converation with. He has a relative that plays for the Tulane baseball team and my dad's friend's son plays for Tulane, so they know each other from going to watch the games, and they had a discussion about it at a game. I didn't say it was definately happening, I just said that he said that was what they were looking at trying to do right now. Now why don't you see if your friend's dad's barber's doctor's uncle's nephew's cousin can hook you up on date with Favre, because if you don't get the chance to suck his cock now, pretty soon you'll have to come all the way down to Mississippi to get another chance. God. Damn. Can we be friends?

This is tremendous

Throw the damn thing on a spaceship and let them take care of them. Im drunk.

Wait....you're WHITE? No self-respecting black man would advocate "frying" Mumia Abu-Jamal without a new trial first.