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I'd like to see the Steelers win, if nothing more for the Bettis storyline that seems to have been brewing since the last offseason.

Early last year, dumbass.

A cat. In the morning, I left it alone. In the afternoon, I lopped off it's right,front leg, and it's left,hind leg. In the evening, I changed my mind and considered its tail a leg.

Did I take some shrooms and not realize it?

I'd like to see an armless man go on Wheel of Fortune. Just to see him spin the wheel with his mouth, and stand there brooding while everyone claps as the wheel is spinning. Or perhaps he could clap with his knees. Or just toss his body back and forth, a la Ray Charles.

You people are ignoring me.

One time I was about to sneeze, but I was all "hell no yo!" and I surpressed it, and as soon as I did, my left ball started aching immensely, and didn't ease aching for a week and a half.

Goddamnit, what have you fuckers done to my thread?

Leena, dear, you have a lovely face. May I skullfuck you?

Fuck you guys, I'm with Dama on this one.

1: Shrooms. The best trips of my life have consistantly come from shrooms. 2: Opium. It's nice and mellow. If I were to become addicted to anything, it'd probably be opium. So I try to stay away from it, barring special occasions. 3: Weed. 4: Mescaline. I've only taken it once, but it was the longest trip I've ever had. I took it at 6:30 p.m., it didn't kick in until 11 p.m. and lasted until 2 p.m. the next day. I walked around, feeling like I personally knew everyone at the concert I was at, and lemme tell you guys, that is NOT a good way to conduct yourself in public. My friends also told me I kept trying to eat the lights as they washed over us. 5: Acid (sorta maybe). I took a hit of this stuff at a party, and funny stuff happened, but I'm fairly certain it wasn't acid. I remember lying in bed, with my eyes closed, and my body pretty much moving nonstop. Like my hips wouldn't stop shaking, or my leg wouldn't stop kicking. Also, my mind was racing like never before. Later, I found a guitar and played the best version of "Four Sticks" that I've ever heard. 6: Alcohol. Bottom of the list because anything more then a shot of whiskey kills my stomach. Ever since I downed a bottle of absinthe for my 21th birthday, my stomach has pretty much been fucked when it comes to beer.

Why are you lying in a pile of menstrated-upon rags, Dog?

That just made my night.

Welp. I'ma gonna go back and start a new game of FF7

Hadn't even thought about that, but I believe my cousin borrowed it a while ago and still has it. Anyway, thanks a lot, turned it in earlier today. I changed the topic a little though, so it goes something like this: orlando bloom is so hot. i saw him in this one movie and i was like ummm ok he is so cute right now. in lord of the rings he is a elf but he is hot even as a elf also. then my mom took me to get some temporary tattoos. the end As you can see I had to make the margins pretty big to make it 2 pages long. I hope my teacher doesn't notice. Bravo, Sir, for giving this gentleman a good larf.

Goddamn you. Trump ME, WILL YOU!?!?

Gov't Mule Trey Anastasio and Mike Gordon (of Phish) with special drummer Bill Kreutzmann (Of the Grateful Dead) John Scofield Hot Tuna (aka the rest of Jefferson Airplane) And other random jamband dudes.

As long as Warren Haynes keeps his goddamned shirt on.

How about a ten-hour concert with three thousand people instead?

So, I'm gonna do some mescaline this weekend. Any advice, kids?

Tell me more.

Where are you guys watching these? You have them taped? Any chance I could get a tape? Or is it a torrent?

The "War on Christmas" was lost decades ago, when it became more about buying, stupid useless bullshit. No one gives a shit about Jesus anymore. It isn't a liberal conspiracy, either. If you want to point fingers, point them at the advertisers.

Fuck. Orgasm averted.