BX

I WILL NOT LET YOU ALL IGNORE MY DEMANDS

6'7, 240 pounds. Other then Sass, nobody is taller then I am. Nobody.

I saw Bossman died. I have to admit, I chuckled when I saw the news. Just reading the reactions of certain posters here made my fucking day. I swear I kept expecting to see the following... "I'm... it's difficult to find the words... oh my lord." "I am emotionally numb right now." "It's going to be hard for me to pick up the pieces of my life, I know. It would help if Vince released a four-hour retrospective DVD on Bossman for $5.95 at FYI." "Oh my fucking God, this can't be real. The room, it's spinning oh my god, here comes the vomit." Sincerely, Downhome Maybe it's my hatred of Smarks speaking, but the "sympathy" pouring from the little fucks in the WWE folder rings competely contrived at best, completely genuine at worst. I say that because if you're actually this torn up about another dead redneck, then it's readily apparent that you don't get out too much. Maybe it's the fact that I had to go through one of my best friends killing herself a couple of months ago, but I could hardly give a fuck about some redneck dying in his sleep. I might be desensitized to death, but it's not like he fell & broke his neck on PPV. In closing, stop crying, and take a good look at what you're doing. Maybe you'll start laughing too.

So here is the semifinalists list for the 2006 NFL Hall of Fame. They will narrow these down to 15 in Janurary, then vote 3 - 6 people from that list to the Hall of Fame. The class of 2006 will be determined at the selection committee's annual meeting Feb. 4 in Detroit, the day before the Super Bowl. So, which 15 should move on, and which 3 - 6 of those 15 deserve to be in the Hall of Fame? Also, two "legends picks" are pretty much assured of entry. Those two are... Here's the list of candidates, plus the teams they contributed to notably during their careers. Yes, I know Warren Moon played for Seattle and Kansas City, but he didnt do shit there... so yeah. There you go. My 15 are Troy Aikman, Reggie White, Art Monk, Ray Guy, Richard Dent, Michael Irvin, Derrick Thomas, Thurman Thomas, Andre Reed, Warren F'ning Moon, Ken Stabler, Gary Zimmerman, Lester Hayes, Art Modell, and Russ Grimm. The final 6? Jesus Christ. What to do? So uh.. Aikman White Irvin Moon Monk (Final year of eligibility) Dent

I laugh at all, and spit in your wounds.

So wot... uh, the deal?

Slayer likes death metal. No chance he's black.

I'd like to take over KNK's spot in the league.

Where's my money, whore?

OR SHOULD I SAY, SHY WAIF!?!?!?! Choose an anagram for my name now.

FAY SWISH HAW IF SYS WAH IF SYS AS IF WHYS ASS IF WHY SAW FISHY SAW IF SHY WAS FISHY WAS IF SHY YAWS FISH SWAY FISH WAYS FISH

I should kill you.

CWM, get rid of that avatar, because everytime I see your posts, I think you are Becker.

There's no goddamn way in hell I'm sharing credit, either.

NO. I clearly invented it. The fact that I accidentally attributed it to you stems from confusion on my part, as I thought the reference was in the Eddy thread, where you did indeed say it, I think. But I started it.

Goddamnit, I think I need to be acknowledged when the lines "Oh My God, the room is spinning" and "here comes the vomit" are used in this forum.

Hey. Downhome is in the same thread I am. How amusing.

Ooh. I just found the BIG thread at DVDR. This is even worse. Trying to deny reality. Heh. I like this next guy though. My type of response. But he can type.... 9/11? Not so shocking. What the fuck is with people and Chris Candido?

.. Christ Lord. It's ridiculous. I like the guy who said Eddy was wrestlings version of Johnny Cash. Rish, rich shit.

I must see this DVDR thread.

Hey, I remember this now. Edit: Good times, goddamnit. Good times.

I dont think I said anything about "the room spinning," but I wish to God I had. I think that was Czech. As far as chicks who like wrestling, I think they're all nuts. I was a regular member of the official #wcw chat room, and all the chicks there were insane.

Outta sight.

Hey! I'm a David Byrne toy floating in whipped cream!

Lesse. What would that make me?