BX

9 p.m. last night, coming from the pale, monitor-lit face of your father as he confronted you in the family basement, tears streaming from his weary eyes as he yet again caught you masturbating to those high school pictures of Jun Akiyama you found at DVDR. EDIT: Added a period to the end of my sentence, less these folks try to plunder me cyber anus for disregarding one of the facets of the English language.

I wouldn't sweat those Puro guys. They're Ass Gremlins, all of them. Sprung from the anal scent glands of TSMs most bitter posters.

How, Mike?

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Like Rush Limbaugh.

It's Eagan.

I remember the first time I got truely, undoubtedly high. Me and a buddy were on the way to a Primus show. He had failed to pick up the shrooms as expected, so we sat in the parking lot while he rolled the blunt. As he drove, I opened up all the windows & the sunroof, and blasted a live Radiohead CD. Halfway through, I saw a yellow "yield" stop sign reflected on the wet surface of the road, and I swore that it looked just like a huge, yellow shaggy dog sitting in the road, smiling at me. I started busting out laughing, and didn't stop for another ten minutes. Attempts to discover the source of my amusement by my friend were to no avail, because how do you explain that shit? Anyway, Primus was great, we got in for free, and I have the same Radiohead CD now. I'm gonna try shrooms or acid soon.

The mole is on my foot.

That being said, tits plz.

IT'S ALSO SPELLED "TITS" YOU DUMBSHIT.

You're using box office numbers sold to justify your contempt for the movie, despite the fact that the movie wasn't a nationwide release. There's no way that the movie would make big numbers, because people are not going to go out of their way to see a movie that's playing in maybe two theaters in their entire state.

"up in arms".. literally.

Stupid liberal communist art fags like yourself are dragging down our great country. Your type drove the Honorably Mr. Hoover to dress like a woman on various occasions.

A thumb in the ass is actually worth two in my bush.

http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?43221 Yeah!

I once saw CWM scissor kick Angela Landsbury. He sheds his skin once a year. He date raped David Bowie. He once inhaled a seagull. To Cobain! This post was edited by TheGreatAndMightySatanHimself today, sometime

No.

Hehhee.. cock cock.

Your hand? Need you ask?

Speaking of cocks, I hear that masturbating male chickens to fertilize hens pays big bucks.

I'm voting for the guy who didn't wave at Stevie Wonder.

I'll do all of that for free.

I'd make a great moderator.

Worst conspiracy theory ever.

JasonX is Judas? Well, I'll be damned. Why didn't you tell us?