BX

hey guys! I have an idea! I'm gonna take some acid later tomorrow. I'll chronicle my adventures! Here at TSM! It'll be fun.

I'm working on a Jimi Hendrix if anyone is interested. I also plan to make a Jimmy Page, and maybe a Slash.

Wait. The correct answer was Baywatch, and you said "Ducktales"!!?!? Di.. uh, that's verbotten now. Suffer.

Die.

A day in the 100-acre Wood. Lil' Retard ponders the existance of a flower, while Pooh Bear masturbates not even three feet away. Owl: AGAIN. Robin: Okay. ::Taptpdaapdpap:: Owl: ::clears throat:: I - don't - know - you - who - cares - lets ... FUCK.

You guys don't want CJ back, trust me. Did I ever tell you about the time he killed a hooker? Clubbed her over the head with his mahogany pimp staff, and after doing "the right thing" with her corpse, he buried her body under a railroad tunnel in Baltimore. I heard a trail derailed there or something, that place. And you know the most fucked up part about it? They pegged some guy named Gary.. I think his last name was Condor, or Conduct. Something like that. He didn't get charged, but it ruined his life. That's just another day for CJ.

My entire family sat down to watch the Neil Young Freeview a couple of months ago. It was okay, a little slower then we expected, but such is Neil.

Hate to say it kkk, but "No Shit". I suspect both major parties moderate the questions coming from the crowd in these types of debates. Now I'll admit, the marijuana question and the subsequent responses threw me for a loop, but for the most part, I believe the parties practice this all the time. Why else would Kerry and company sound so damned rehearsed? EDIT: Then again, "What kind of computer platform do you prefer"!?! What kind of fucking question is that?

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): No one gives A SHIT that you write for a newspaper. No one.

Question: Why did you change your name to "Dave O'Neill, Journalist"? Do you believe that you will have more credibility with the TNA folks because you happen to write the bowling scores at some newspaper in the UK? Face the music, laddie. People are still going to think of you as a jackass, whether you are a janitor or a Docter of Journalism. Plus, playing up the journalist thing is ridiculously ghey.

I took the jacket off of my copy, and my hands are fucking stained now. Fuck you Stephen. Now I have to take a bath.

I repeat: Fuck Becker.

Fuck Becker. Pass it on.

Hey look! We found NatureBoy.

Like this. "Don't make me flame you in BOLDED IMPACT FONT."

Don't bother. Mikey don't play that game.

Edit: nevermoind. Then again, where did NatureBoy go? And others? Like Sh0ckmaster? And Undie68? Shit, I'm gonna pilfr around the Internet Archives.

Signed up in March 2001 as BX. I would still be BX, except this damn board requires names with three or more charcters. Thus the hyphen. I stuck around the old Smarks for a long time. I think I came in because, reading Scooters shit at Wrestleline (remember that shit?) , I noticed that Rantsylvania had changed its name. So I registered. I became aquainted with The Nature Boy 1714 (where the FUCK did he go?) and Maurizio, of all people. For some reason, most of the WDI peoples knew me, so when Keith went crazy, I followed to WDI. I had like 749 posts. For like three weeks, I was a member of TheSmarks, as the chat-master. I think seven people visited that chat. During that time, I was BX-#general. So, that's basically it. Now people look at me as some sort of Neo -Gheyme. That shit aint cool.

::B-X casts Level 4 FonzDistrac:: ::runs::

You know, if I wanted, Cobain would make me a mod at UGS or Sluts or wherever tomorrow

Why? So you can ban him>

I think we're all forgetting the obvious issue. We have an opportunity to get Dr. Thomas banned. Carpe Diem.

::somewhere, it the vast smokey realm of California, Trey Parker has an orgasm::

hey Game. Surely you have something to say about your old friend BX.

I just got through cornholing Antonio Banderas, and I ain't saying shit. I'm a humble guy.