Bruce Blank

Probably not an Bruce Blank in ring action but plenty of fall out from the PPV

Yeah that's gonna take a bit of elaboration on what the heck that's supposed to mean?

Oh lord "Lather, Rinse, Repeat" seems to be Vinnie Mac's motto doesn't it?

Well to be fair it IS Metallica, the same people who got all PMSy at Napster because they supposedly cut so much into their profits that they had to cut down on the amount of coccaine they sprinkled on their cereal. You know they charge an arm and a leg (or is that a "nose full"?)

Bruce's brother is called Wayne yes Bruce & Wayne - momma Blank was a big fan, had all the Batman collector's plates and all

Wul, ya, but it's Joe and Kobashi yep no one does a more awesome rest hold!! How dare you question anything related to Joe and Kobashi!!

So that would make him not much like Bobby Heenan? That's like Ken Kennedy is like Lillian except he's a wrestler. . . and he doesn't have boobs

I'd appriciate 5000 as the limit

Eh all that really says is that I'll most likely show for the match - I make no predictions of quality on my part after all I could have a 2000 word "Chop battle" in the middle of it just to run up the numbers

Oh lord @ "ECW's wrestling rebels" comment SO lame

*Checks current word count* Well... erm I guess I can wrap it up a bit sooner if 5000 is out of the question

And yet it was STILL better than doing jack shit with a title before just bailing on it And yes that is an invitation to just shut the fuck up asshole

Hey anyone who mutilates Spike is cool in my book And my statement on Hardcore stands - Horrorcore or other offshoots not included.

*In an old man voice* Hardcore? Ach she is for the kiddies wit de Cookie sheets and de sticks that say bang-fa-tang but are really just 4 pieces of bamboo tied together to make noise and wat not. Ultraviolence is where it's at now

Or maybe he's a murderer and doesn't want to be lumped in with Lex Luger?

New characters, new moves I don’t have a clue about From Johnson’s latest character: Doushime sleeper – ”Do see me”?? Cowboy kicks (Does that mean he spurrs them while trying to stay on top for 8 seconds?) And then Trent Hawk: Floatover Hanging Vertical Suplex Just in case I ever have to write against either of these guys – and well odds are good that I might

Well shit that'll teach me to assume the other guy was a returning retiree as well and not a guy switching characters. *Silly Bruce* I stand corrected and less sure than Flesher would win now that I know who's behind the character.

the Y2J bug got it

THE MAIN EVENT - HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Insane Luchador vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Scott Rageheart I'm thinking IL pulls it out (no not THAT! Perverts) Cruiserweight Exhibition - Non Title Match Michael Cross © vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix A guy on the rise Vs a guy who's falling - interesting, I think that Cross may just take this one in an upset Special Welcoming Committee Match #2 ??? vs. Manson Only a fool would bet against MANSONOSITY. . . so sadly I will bet against it Special Welcoming Committee Match #1 Tom Flesher vs. Kerry Staunton Well Mr. Staunton has the advantage that he actually knows who Flesher is, what his style is and everything - while (if I'm not mistaken) no stats have been posted on Kerry Staunton Opening Bout Ghost Machine 3.0 vs. Ced Ordonez Someone asked how many this makes? Well since they're all nicely labelled with their version number I'd say that "3" is your answer

Hardcore but also suitable for the location sounds like the ticket. An electrified Cage Match - with the twist that the cage is not always electrified, it's turned off and on at random intervals so that at times the cage is just a cage and at other times it's deadlier than dropping a toaster in your bathtub. Cage type - The solid bars of the classic WWF "Blue Bars" Cage match Pin to win

Well you know what? that'll allow both of us to get started writing now and allow whomever have already started on the Hardcore title match to just keep going without having to Inser Mr. redneck. So I'm game for Bruce/Austin - hit me with your stipulation Mr. Sly

Sadly the previously announced Dance Dance Dragon Vs Cardinal X match has been postponed (Turns out Cardinal X had a bit too much alter wine backstage during HeldDOWN and was in "No condition to perform" - this being wrestling means that it'll go unpunished but his push will be delayed a week or 2)

Due to life conspiring to keep me busy (dang it) the previously booked Cardinal Biggles Vs Dance Dance Dragon will not take place until this HeldDOWN (which also means the PPV match is pushed back)

Yeah I'll hold off until I hear if yous guys have started or not