Bruce Blank
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No I didn't request the night off *smirks* And if the Sly one wants a match . . . well I'm game, I'll even let you pick what sort of match it'll be (Yes even a *shudders* regular match)
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*raises hand and wonder where a 4 food sub rates on the list of weapons used to win a match* I'm always looking for comments, input, suggestions - anything short of "put on a skirt and dance a Tango" will be welcomed.
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So the match to fill the vacant title doesn't include the guy that's held it the longest? What kind of world do we live in?
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Total gimmick
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This should be fun
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If you have both Blank & Cardinal X in there feel free to remove the "Holy Terror" and put in a face to even the balance if you already removed him - carry on
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And then he pointed out that from a wrestling booking (and money) standpoint Joe winning the title at the biggest show of the year makes more sense and would draw a hell of a lot more than "Joe's first defence" And then - as is common when people use logic and intelligence to discuss things - he backed it up with an example of what he was talking about, it's not about the federation or the year but the thinking that went into the booking of it.
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It alredy has been fixed up quite a bit since the ECW days if I'm not mistaken - if Pyros are their concern no amount of "fixing up" would do.
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Very true, tapping has always been a sign of surrender in Judo & Jui Jitsu - probably since each martial art was born (hint: That was a long time ago)
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I just can't resist "So now his arm matches his personality and wrestling style"
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Oh dear "Wrestling Science 101" a choke - cuts off the air you breathe, pressure is on the front, on the windpipe and is illegal a sleeperhold - (supposedly) cuts off the blood circulation to the head by putting pressure on both sides of the neck cutting off the major arteries flowing to and from the head - and is legal in wrestling
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Really vivian? How many guys do you see all oiled up, wearing speedos rolling around on the ground when you tune in on Mondays?
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SWF Lockdown Card (June 21st, 2006)
Bruce Blank replied to janusd's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
YEAH!!. . . wait I'm not sure if that's a compliment or a put down -
A lot of these things could be said about TNA and ROH. I know I'll get blasted by a lot of the people here by comparing the three, but it's true. Same small venues, wrestlers that worked their ass off and no mention of politics (save JJ). Just great wrestling. That's it. None of the crap that goes along with it in WWE. Only ECW did it about 10 years ago. They were the orginators. Never heard of Joel Goodhart's TWA promotion in Philly? They originated a lot but not as much as they get credit for. A lot of the concepts were from the FMW promotion in Japan, or stuff from Memphis wrestling. Oh they were influenced by the TWA promotion in Philly? Yeah that's not that weird since TWA was basically the forerunner to ECW, they picked up where TWA left off as Eastern Championship Wrestling and then turned it way up (to the extre... nah that's a bad joke )
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Okay I really hope you didn't actually mean "Post death" because that would mean Raven had a match with Gordy's corpse ("Post" means "after")
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Are you an idiot? You watch a 'sport' whose main premise is two oiled up men in speedos rolling around on the floor. I would think that you'd be used to the male ass by now. hmmm maybe you're the idiot if you think that's the "Main premise" of anything other than gay apartment wrestling videos
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I wonder if Ultimo Villano X has recovered from the beating Bruce gave him? (I just invented some random Hi-Gate guy for Bruce to beat the snot out of - if you're a guy short then he's a perfect "spot filler")
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SWF Lockdown Card (June 21st, 2006)
Bruce Blank replied to janusd's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
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"What have I become?" Bruce Blank's less groomed twin brother That may or may not be a good thing
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Just an addition to the existing booking. Due to the havoc at SWF Aftershock this last Friday the SWF have allowed Wayne Blank (Bruce's younger brother) to appear in the OAOAST for one night only to try and get some revenge against the man that put several staples in his skull so it'll be Wayne Blank Vs Jamie O'Hara
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SWF Lockdown Card (June 21st, 2006)
Bruce Blank replied to janusd's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
Note: I've updated my profile a bit - and yes before anyone says anything I PM'ed Manson with what I was changing this weekend so that he wouldn't be stuck doing a re-write of anything. -
Well shit you were actually throwing out an open challenge and not working a storyline
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*DING*DING*DING* Hit the nail on the head right there.
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Hey at least we didn't go to somewhere really weird - like Sweden or *god forbid* Canada
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the picture definition of Irony right thar'