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  1. Bruce Blank

    SWF Smarkdown Card - 6-26-2006

    No I didn't request the night off *smirks* And if the Sly one wants a match . . . well I'm game, I'll even let you pick what sort of match it'll be (Yes even a *shudders* regular match)
  2. Bruce Blank

    Lockdown comments

    *raises hand and wonder where a 4 food sub rates on the list of weapons used to win a match* I'm always looking for comments, input, suggestions - anything short of "put on a skirt and dance a Tango" will be welcomed.
  3. Bruce Blank

    SWF Smarkdown Card - 6-26-2006

    So the match to fill the vacant title doesn't include the guy that's held it the longest? What kind of world do we live in?
  4. Bruce Blank

    Worst match you've seen live

    Total gimmick
  5. Bruce Blank

    Disney Brawls 2.0

    This should be fun
  6. Bruce Blank

    OAOAST Battlebowl

    If you have both Blank & Cardinal X in there feel free to remove the "Holy Terror" and put in a face to even the balance if you already removed him - carry on
  7. Bruce Blank

    Major TNA Impact spoiler from PWInsider

    And then he pointed out that from a wrestling booking (and money) standpoint Joe winning the title at the biggest show of the year makes more sense and would draw a hell of a lot more than "Joe's first defence" And then - as is common when people use logic and intelligence to discuss things - he backed it up with an example of what he was talking about, it's not about the federation or the year but the thinking that went into the booking of it.
  8. Bruce Blank

    WWE Cancels 7/4/06 ECW TV @ ECW Arena

    It alredy has been fixed up quite a bit since the ECW days if I'm not mistaken - if Pyros are their concern no amount of "fixing up" would do.
  9. Bruce Blank

    WWE News and Notes

    Very true, tapping has always been a sign of surrender in Judo & Jui Jitsu - probably since each martial art was born (hint: That was a long time ago)
  10. Bruce Blank

    OAO 6/20 ECW Week 2 Thread

    I just can't resist "So now his arm matches his personality and wrestling style"
  11. Bruce Blank

    WWE News and Notes

    Oh dear "Wrestling Science 101" a choke - cuts off the air you breathe, pressure is on the front, on the windpipe and is illegal a sleeperhold - (supposedly) cuts off the blood circulation to the head by putting pressure on both sides of the neck cutting off the major arteries flowing to and from the head - and is legal in wrestling
  12. Bruce Blank

    OAO 6/19/06 Raw Thread

    Really vivian? How many guys do you see all oiled up, wearing speedos rolling around on the ground when you tune in on Mondays?
  13. Bruce Blank

    SWF Lockdown Card (June 21st, 2006)

    YEAH!!. . . wait I'm not sure if that's a compliment or a put down
  14. Bruce Blank

    Educate me on ECW

    A lot of these things could be said about TNA and ROH. I know I'll get blasted by a lot of the people here by comparing the three, but it's true. Same small venues, wrestlers that worked their ass off and no mention of politics (save JJ). Just great wrestling. That's it. None of the crap that goes along with it in WWE. Only ECW did it about 10 years ago. They were the orginators. Never heard of Joel Goodhart's TWA promotion in Philly? They originated a lot but not as much as they get credit for. A lot of the concepts were from the FMW promotion in Japan, or stuff from Memphis wrestling. Oh they were influenced by the TWA promotion in Philly? Yeah that's not that weird since TWA was basically the forerunner to ECW, they picked up where TWA left off as Eastern Championship Wrestling and then turned it way up (to the extre... nah that's a bad joke )
  15. Bruce Blank

    Weird Former ECW Alumni

    Okay I really hope you didn't actually mean "Post death" because that would mean Raven had a match with Gordy's corpse ("Post" means "after")
  16. Bruce Blank

    OAO 6/19/06 Raw Thread

    Are you an idiot? You watch a 'sport' whose main premise is two oiled up men in speedos rolling around on the floor. I would think that you'd be used to the male ass by now. hmmm maybe you're the idiot if you think that's the "Main premise" of anything other than gay apartment wrestling videos
  17. Bruce Blank

    Great Angle Bash booking thread

    I wonder if Ultimo Villano X has recovered from the beating Bruce gave him? (I just invented some random Hi-Gate guy for Bruce to beat the snot out of - if you're a guy short then he's a perfect "spot filler")
  18. Bruce Blank

    "What have I become?"

    "What have I become?" Bruce Blank's less groomed twin brother That may or may not be a good thing
  19. Bruce Blank

    6/22 HeldDOWN booking thread

    Just an addition to the existing booking. Due to the havoc at SWF Aftershock this last Friday the SWF have allowed Wayne Blank (Bruce's younger brother) to appear in the OAOAST for one night only to try and get some revenge against the man that put several staples in his skull so it'll be Wayne Blank Vs Jamie O'Hara
  20. Bruce Blank

    SWF Lockdown Card (June 21st, 2006)

    Note: I've updated my profile a bit - and yes before anyone says anything I PM'ed Manson with what I was changing this weekend so that he wouldn't be stuck doing a re-write of anything.
  21. Bruce Blank

    6/22 HeldDOWN booking thread

    Well shit you were actually throwing out an open challenge and not working a storyline
  22. Bruce Blank

    Refute this statement

    *DING*DING*DING* Hit the nail on the head right there.
  23. Bruce Blank

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    Hey at least we didn't go to somewhere really weird - like Sweden or *god forbid* Canada
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    the picture definition of Irony right thar'
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