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  1. Did we really need THREE seperate posts on the matter?
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    HD 6/8 booking thread

    Is there like a deadline or a "normal" time where HD is usually up or does it vary from week to week?
  3. Ah but if it's such a great punch and Taz took it and kept standing (no matter how) HOW DOES THAT MAKE HIM A PUSSY? please unravel that logic for me.
  4. How did he "lose" it? by taking a shot and not falling down? Damn yes that is wimpy - he should have pointed at Lawler and shouted "YOU!" while Tazzing up. All this "one of the greatest punches ever!" - yet Tazz didn't go down to it. . . and he's a wimp exactly how?
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    SWF THIRTEENTH HOUR CARD!

    Hey he was busy writing the masterpiece match Landon Vs Manson give him a break
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread

    For some reason I was flipping past MTV here in Europe and they were doing a "Cribs" of the Hogan home, I watched for like 3 minutes and it becomes VERY apparent that roides have eaten Hogan's brain away. He picks up a pair of yellow boots and go "These are world famous boots, I wore them when I wrestled Andre "the Giant" - and he died a few days later" and I'm like WHAT THE FUCK?
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    "Earthquake" John Tenta passes away

    42 - so damn early to pass away, rest in peace Quake
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    13th Hour Predictions

    THE MAIN EVENT - SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH LAST MAN STANDING Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix © vs. Michael Stephens Oh please let it be Landon so that we don't suffer through "Ultra Emo Landon" in about a year or so SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - TAG TEAM TURMOIL! (w/out the tag teams!) Aecas © vs. Insane Luchador vs. Stryke vs. Manson vs. Matt "Cosplay Master" Myers MYERS!! MYERS!! MYERS!! MYERS!! MYERS!! He'll dress up as Misawa or something, blow out his knee and STILL win (What'll probably happen is a successful defense - but a guy can hope) BATTLE OF THE WORLD TOUR ICONS "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu - The Seoul Survivor VS. Zyon © - The Patron Wrestler of Athens interesting match up, this could be the sleeper match on the show. So Champion or the home town favorite? Seoul or Athens? Let's go with Akira just to break the trend HOUSE RULES - KING'S ROAD MATCH Va'aiga vs. JJ Johnson Let the chopping~! commence. Va'aiga's speciality here so I'm going to go with the P(urdy)A(aweful)W(restling) Champion (I used to be part of PAW I'm allowed to poke fun at them ) SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - CAGE MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins © vs. Sean Davis Sean gets revenge from the attacks, Spike gets put in a chair like Mak's for a while and the Perfect Storm makes it 4 titles - tied for most Hardcore titles. The Dead Precedents vs. Tom Flesher and Charlie "Grappler" Matthews It would seem that we be the under dogs here, that's cool - it's time to show that Blank isn't just about the garbage wrestling. Cruiserweight Match Wildchild vs. Grendel A wise man says - never bet against Wildchild. Austin Sly vs. Jimmy the Doom The Sly one (that's Austin in case you didn't know)
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    Smarkdown comments!

    Or the limp wrist?
  10. Bruce Blank

    SWF THIRTEENTH HOUR CARD!

    here you go
  11. Bruce Blank

    Animal Released

    Two reasons: 1.) Johnny Ace is his brother and has a position with some pull 2.) WWE wanted to release a Road Warriors DVD. no my question was why they bothered with the gimmick tweaking and all that - he better as Animal with the shoulder pads and all, at least he had a nostalgia factor and not just a "who's that big butch dyke in the ring" factor
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    Animal Released

    Sjesh first the give him the lamest "pissing on Hawk's legacy" gimmick make over and then they kick him out - why did they even bother then? it's not like "Road Warrior" Animal could go to TNA and make a lot of waves ya know?
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread

    Part of the mask, it came off when he unmasked in Mexico
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    Promo: Over The Ocean Part Two

    Wayne is just expressing his admiration for another man in a way that a man secure enough in his sexuality wo. . . okay maybe that's not in the Wayne Blank character to have that level of maturity I do believe we'll leave angles that transend the heterosexual boundaries in your hands - your black fingernailed hands. Wayne is the little brother, the tag along who would do anything for his big brother but would also do anything for attention and to be accepted - anyone who's ever had a kid brother try to weasle in on you and your friends playing ball know what I'm talking about.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread

    Angle was also suffering the after effects of a concussion and couldn't take any neck bumps really, they had to put together a "safe match" which is probably also why it looks like Daniels is carrying Angle
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    SWF Wrestler of the Month & Historian's Rankings

    Yes especially Bruce Blank and Aecas - damn midgets
  17. Bruce Blank

    SWF Wrestler of the Month & Historian's Rankings

    Is there a river called Denial running through it?
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    The Youtube Thread

    Foley had earlier mentioned that everyone from Billy Gunn to Darren Drozdov had checked on him. See I read that too, I had already seen "Wrestling with SHadows" and I was almost convinced that there was footage of the Rock and Foley (and Foley's family) talking after the match - anyone seen it recently who can confirm it 100%?
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    SWF Wrestler of the Month & Historian's Rankings

    LOL I seriously doubt that Sly - since I'm Danish and my character is from Alabama
  20. Bruce Blank

    SWF Wrestler of the Month & Historian's Rankings

    LOL I seriously doubt that Sly - since I'm Danish and my character is from Alabama
  21. Bruce Blank

    SWF Wrestler of the Month & Historian's Rankings

    For only having 2 matches in May as Bruce I think I did pretty well
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    HD 6/8 booking thread

    The S.I.T. finally make it to the arena *thumbs up* And once I figure out the details there will be a Bruce Blank & Todd Cortez Vs "To Be Announced" tag-team tables match
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    Feedback for 6/1 HD

    I second that, almost made me spit Coke all over the screen.
  24. I wonder where Mak's thought were during this segment hmmm?? Either that or it's a variation of "Great Ceasar's Ghost!" LOL (Sean's gonna kill ya)
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