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  1. Bruce Blank

    SWF Wrestler of the Month & Historian's Rankings

    Of course it can only go down hill from here - good thing my "parking accident" against Insane Luchador didn't knock me down a peg or 2 And awesome job once again LDP (and not just cause I'm #1) I still await the day An Octopus occupies the #1 spot
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    SWF Smarkdown Card 4-03-2006

    Erm... erm... yes? or maybe it's the U of Alabama football team?
  3. Bruce Blank

    SWF Smarkdown Card 4-03-2006

    What did it say when you called it? I bet it was in the shower
  4. Bruce Blank

    SWF Smarkdown Card 4-03-2006

    *Home town pop* OH YEAH!! I'll have to make an arena apperance then but it doesn't have to be opening promo and I'm not important enough to bump one half of the new tag-team champions off the spot Mak Francis? Now really when you SHOULD have had Maverick and Ice Man commentating the main event? *tisk*tisk* Erm... follow up, details on Mak? other than he can't spell Mark right
  5. Bruce Blank

    Lockdown Comments

    I have short attention span what can I say?... other than I'll have to read the sucker again
  6. Bruce Blank

    Lockdown Comments

    Oh and I hope that one of the things Sean Davis "goes out and takes" is a rematch with Bruce not too far down the line, a competitive one this time. *thumbs up*
  7. Bruce Blank

    Lockdown Comments

    Well now that I'm done reading the show - except for one obvious omission - I must say that was a really good show Zyon/Spike story building to a great turning point, no more stalling and "what'll happen" and so on awesome! And some seriously rock solid matches on there as well - JJJ and the dose of Mansonosity - that was great and now Asian Underground has an opportunity to try and become 2 time tag-team champions (Hey find a silver lining ) Here is to more tag title matches In fact here is to more title matches in general I mean who really wants to see a 200 day title regin? Kevin needs a manager to help him read tickets and stuff I see that the whole "Coyote fights the power" thing isn't quite done... or maybe it was to explain why he wasn't at the show and I read too much into it and Christian will be even more FURYous after losing to a woman... a woman who sent Zyon packing
  8. Bruce Blank

    Lockdown Comments

    LOL well look at it last week SOMEONE on CC knows how to work it, I guess they're just cooler eh? Consistency is key - cause I've seen double tagging show up on shows as well. and double tagging.. that just wears more on my keyboard and I'm a cheap guy I want my keyboard to last longer
  9. Bruce Blank

    Lockdown Comments

    I think we're talking past each other here, sorry I wasn't clear the formatting was lost when being copied from the PM - fast reply is cool and all, that's not what "ate" the formatting. it looks to me like the text was highlighted in the PM and then copied. If you hit the "reply" button in the PM it'll give you the text as a quoted text complete with all ubb and html tags in place, just remove the "quote" thing naturally and you'll have a 100% exact copy of the match and format that the writer sent to you.
  10. Bruce Blank

    Lockdown Comments

    Ah poop the formatting is gone on the match again someone doesn't use the "reply" button to get the text copied do they? I mean they all missed out on the beauty of the black and red fireworks that was *FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHH!!* *FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHH!!* *FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHH!!* *FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHH!!* *FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHH!!* *FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHH!!* (Side note Wayne hasn't been seen since Battleground, selling the damage - but I'm not a sticker for detail so let's just say he put on his best neck brace and went to see his brother before the big match ) And I'm expecting 2-3 promos from me alone next show after all there is a lot of fallout from the TITANIC BRUCE/IL MATCH!! *flexes muscles* OOOOOH YEAH!!
  11. Bruce Blank

    Most emotional/dramatic you've gotten

    Yes with the AXE BOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
  12. Bruce Blank

    SWF Lockdown Card - 06/03/29

    Under article 36, subsection B-11 of the Ultraviolent title code it states "Rematches can be arranged" Once I get an opening in my schedule we can have another shot at it. If I keep successfully defending the title I'm already fully booked from now up through Battleground though
  13. Bruce Blank

    Storm rent-a-comment

    No, it was the fact that everyone wanted you to win. So I made sure they got what they wanted. Well to be fair "Everybody" = 3 people voting I do believe and that's a first that I've ever gotten a majority concensus in a "big name match" around here *Note to self, transfer bribe to people who voted for me* Actually I attribute it to the fact that I'm not really good at straight up stipulations but I excel at weird, off the wall shit and this was the very definition of it. One day I'd love to go 1 on 1 in a competitive situation.
  14. What's most impressive is the fact that he was actually able to recover from something EVERYONE said was a career ending injury well everyone but Finaly who no sells injuries and whacks the shit of it for even daring to suggest it
  15. Bruce Blank

    SWF Lockdown Card - 06/03/29

    Only thing I can see is Bruce doing a bit of singing before the match to get fans to pelt him with debris And I didn't mind the stipulation at all, I had a blast figuring out the implications on how a regular match would work
  16. Bruce Blank

    Storm rent-a-comment

    LOL well that made it easier to win then didn't it? - was it the stipulation that put you off?
  17. Bruce Blank

    Most emotional/dramatic you've gotten

    That'll learn them Emotional? me? NEVAH! I dunno really - I've been pissed off over losing, hell a few matches still piss me off cause I'm convinced I won (not that I brood on it, just if it'd come up I'd probably do a revisit) oh and there was one other time I just lost it... and set up the Beat the Champ challenge because apparently I wasn't defedning the title enough for some people's taste, of course pissed off was soon replaced with "let's plot out something interesting" but still My most negative time will probably come the day I'm forced to no show a match, I haven't yet and I've prided myself on that but I know that one day it'll happen and that'll be a low day Most positive? Actually finishing both matches for the ClusterFuck before the deadline - there was a jig danced that day (Figuratively)
  18. Bruce Blank

    SWF Lockdown Card - 06/03/29

    I totally and completly read your comments wrong and I apologize for my snipes, I think it's past my bed time and I will head off before making an even BIGGER ass of myself. Just how fucked was Biloxi? on a scale of 1 to 10 (where 10 is nothing but debris)
  19. Bruce Blank

    SWF Lockdown Card - 06/03/29

    Please ignore this post I'm being a retarded retard and I aplogize for putting retards down by comparing them to me.
  20. Bruce Blank

    SWF Lockdown Card - 06/03/29

    Considering I say some weird off the wall stuff you may just have to be more specific Do you mean the CIA comments? I just asked if I could add something to the character that may not have been part of the original active character. erm if it was something else . . . I dunno yet
  21. Bruce Blank

    SWF Lockdown Card - 06/03/29

    That's what I'm saying after ELEVEN PEE.M.
  22. Bruce Blank

    OAO 3/18 Impact Thread

    I'll second that - every single word of that.
  23. Bruce Blank

    SWF Lockdown Card - 06/03/29

    Alright yes THAT is a jobbing I'll give you that Then again every "job" is a missed opportunity as some... fat... chinese fry cook around the corner said when I went to pick up some chop suey late one night. Yeah think about THAT! Chinese food after 11 PM
  24. Bruce Blank

    Comments which don't warrant a thread

    hmmm 1st disk = Cena 2nd = Rey 3rd = Shawn so can we read that to mean HHH Vs CEna isn't last but maybe half way through? Rey/Orton/Angle is bumped from the last spot as well by Shawn/Vince? please don't let THAT be true WWE (but it probably is)
  25. Bruce Blank

    SWF Lockdown Card - 06/03/29

    What are you talking about ”jobbed”?? that’s classic Flair Vs Von Erich territory right there I got a question – since he’s a try out for new commentator character he doesn’t necessarily have to be true to the original in every way right? I mean Comet & Riley evolved and we all gave Pete certain “JR’esque” qualities as a commentator. So my question is – can I just make up something in regards to CIA just to make him stand out as an announcer character? Like say since he left the SWF CIA has been involved in a blood feud with the entire French-Canadian population of Quebec and by proxy France (they’re not true Canadians damn it!) so much so that he tends to throw in jabs at them, compare stuff that’s wrong or bad to them and so on. Or in fact have him talk about “Monsiur Le France” who’s out to get him and desperate to take over CIA’s position (sort of a French-Canadian “Mr. America” you know?) I mean so far all I’ve gotten done is “Annie is a lesbo and King makes fun of that” and the show before it was “Aussie Axis” – but otherwise totally generic commentary, I feel like experimenting a little this week if that’s not frowned upon
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