Bruce Blank

I'm sure Desperate Housewife is just surprised & shocked about that

in short David Cross huh? I'm glad to see that he included a bit of a history lesson for us newbies so major thumbs up for that Calvinball - other than a few spots I was disappointed in this. A report pasted in mixed with some game references and what not just isn't what I expected everyone else must have no showed. I'm digging the whole "Clan Plan" thing that was brewing through all of it - something wicket this way comes for sure. IL - you move stealing bastard it's on now (I'm thinking Wayne needs to not even show up for 2-3 shows to sell that beating) DubC, AU, Wes - awesome work on the title matches I'm not going to sit here and nitpick (if there even was something to nitpick at ) just congratulations for bagging the gold. and it seems that Ghost Machine's software has been recomplied and optimized for the Cruiserweight division - awesome! No Longdogger and a potentially crispy Coyote (which is good eatin' by the way yum-yum) This story ends but Coyote still has unfinised "Judge" business and who knows what else the *wink*wink* rookie will do? Did I miss anything?

LOL now you're just trying to suck up and get favors from Raynor (kidding)

it may not be much of a step down from what it is now But you can't deny that it's a step down from the original Prime Time plans, it won't spell their doom any more than the Saturday spot does. But then again if it's about the same as Saturday night (or maybe a slight step down) then it certainly doesn't HELP TNA one little bit either.

Slacker

Holy shit three title changes, a research paper and the last hurrah of a long time character. Now that's what I'm talking about I'll have to comment in detail later but congratulations to the new champions and those that just won without getting a shiny imaginary title to boot.

There will be a Bruce Blank / Insane Luchador contract signing as a result of the From the Fire results (that you'll see once it's edited in) so tune in for that - I don't have a preference so if someone else wants the opening spot they should definitly go for it

Well now that I've watched the end of the PPV on YouTube I got to say Who were those people pretending to be Sting & Scott Steiner last night and why can they not even do the signature moves right? In other words the Scorpion Deathlock and the Steiner Recliner have to be two of the shittiest applied moves I've ever had my misfortune to see done by those who supposedly master them. Sting sat way too forward and way too low to make it look like it hurt, he just folded Jarrett's legs upwards and lifted a bit. It didn't even look as painful as a Bostom Crab that actually pulls the legs back WHen did he lose the ability to make the move look like it could even hurt? Cause what I saw was pathetic and Steiner Recliner - a CAmel Clutch right? And how can you fuck that up you ask? Well Sting was on his knees the whole time instead of stretched out so it looks like the back is being affected. But even worse was Steiner standing more or less upright and just holding Sting in a loving headlock type of move instead of anything resembling the camel clutch. Camels everywhere are embarrassed.

Well I got to say NO ONE predicted right Puma Who the puck is Puma? and just how many lightyears short of "one of the biggest stars" is he? LOL

Oh don't sell you and the others short - you know plenty of ways

I didn't get that either really unless it was to exend the "Title chase" for Luger (boy that blew up in their faces) and the celebration never made sense to me - it made Luger & the others look like compete retards to celebrate that he won by count out in the "One and Only" title match he'd ever get against Yokozuna just retarded!

Well I'm done writing and not a moment too soon as my "match writing window" closes in about 2 hours. So no "late night sit until 4 AM" marathon session for me (with the time difference the deadlines usually fall around 2-6 AM for me) and the final count? I'm actually 700 words of what I originally estimated the match would last (I guess 7 years of estimating has finally paid off) and that's all I'll say for now

Here is a novel idea someone new? make up an announcer from scratch with a personality and profile that people can work from and take it from there? That way everyone starts out with not having used the guy before - instead of some remembering how they used to be and then bitching when someone who's joined the fed decades after they joined doesn't write them 100% the way they were once written in that one promo where he called Jimmy Reb an eggsucking dog. Just throwing out an alternative.

Well if I had any idea how to write any of them I'd be able to vote - but I got nufin' here.

Didn't Bravo have like black hair and red trunks/knee pads in that match? He looked like totally different from his "World's Strongest Man" days and more like he did before he joined the WWF

SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Wes Davenport - ELM has a major case of retention here proving once again that a little man on top is hard to throw off. Pink-Slip Ladder Match Kevin Coyote vs. Longdogger Pete - it's got to be Kevin's match to win. He came to the fed with the storyline all built in so unless this was all to get Pete back in active duty I say Kevin wins. Besides he's got the whole issue with Judge and more to deal with. TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS - SWF Tag Team Championship Match Landon Maddix © and Max King © vs. The Asian Underground (Akira Kaibatsu © and Michael Cross) vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and Zyon With the thrown together team of Max-ddix win against teams that have teamed like 5-6 times more than they have? No Will the Asian Underground compete their cinderella story and become the tag-team champs? hmmmm Spike/Zyon? Well to quell his anger from the Toth report I'll vote FOR Spike & Zyon, I'll spread some love your way (set it up for a D & D Vs SpYon match, then you guys can job ) CAGE MATCH - SWF International Championship Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild I smell a new man holding the title (or is that new child?... erm nevermind) I think WC caps off the feud by ending the longest reign ever. #1 Contendership for the SWF Cruiserweight Championship Amy Stephens vs. Ghost Machine 2.0 I guess it's time to see if GM's inactivity is caused by the Lottery or what - if he writes it'll be a close match, if he doesn't write then Amy will walk away with the winner yes that's my bold prediction Ultraviolent Ladder Match Insane Luchadore vs. Wayne Blank Oh dear who put this dork on the card? Death on Ice - SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match Bruce Blank © vs. Renegade It's not until now I realize that I called it "Blood on the Ice" in my notes (not that you care but I had to write something in lieu of me predicting anything in my own match) SWF Frost Pre-PPV Show CALVINBALL III Stryke vs. Sean Davis vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Christian Fury vs. Arch Griffon vs. An Octopus vs. Matt "Hobbes" Myers An Octopus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest of the people in this match ??? vs. "Big Country" Martin Hunt I won't predict a winner but just hope that "???" finally lives up to all the hype and hoopla

I'm in the ballpark of 5000 words or so - and there are a few locations in the hockey arena that we've yet to visit. so lord knows where I'll end up (number wise, location wise I know where it'll end up )

I guess that's a cute Insidorz way of saying Dynamite Kid

How many MMA guys has Vince been able to get over? Even if he had tried Vince probably wouldn't have known how to use him right Puder Vs Butterbean!!

hmm it must be lighter to other people because I can hardly read the text

And the use of the term "talent" is even debatable

Well I got the entire arena to work with not just the ice, which is probably my saving glory

I do belive I did - after all we can't all wear such huge hats as Bruce Blank (What? You made a ridiculous statement - I countered in the same vein. Make a joke, take a joke)

See the movie? Even if they didn't do a "word to word" adaptation of the comic book

This has been used before? LOL Had no idea I just like the location brawls