Bruce Blank

I've seen worse (right here in this fed) As for regrets? could be but after 5000 words so far I regret nothing

Well he does wear a large hat That's what you meant right? yeah totally what you meant jealousy doesn't suit you though (what are you going on about? it's stating a fact about the length of my title reign) and Hawke - now I'm pulling for you to lose cause I'd love to see Hawke try and take up the Hardcore game

You are in for a treat as those are two of the most awesome comics - no two of the most awesome STORIES I've ever read

Never seen them - just seen Colliseum tapes with select matches from Raw, there were like 10 of them but as I said it's a highlights tape not a complete show tape

These are cool, a different take on what's going on in the federation. And just to be a stickler for details I'm the longest reigning Hardcore champion (by like 50 days) I'm the second longest reigning overall champion ever only behind Jay Hawke so in other words - hurry up and lose the title Jay and I'm not a mid card redneck comedy act anymore?? HUZZAH!!

Goldberg could work for TNA if they use him right (and he doesn't kick up a storm) he has a definite upside potential for TNA Luger on the other hand? No upside potential at all, nothing - in fact I don't know of many others who could have LESS potential than Luger.

So... you're 14?? the fans that find heels hot are 14? Vince's IQ is 14??

Pictures would be cool - it'd just be a problem to get them done though, I've seen some feds use Hero Machine to make pictures so they all have the same style, but that's kinda restrictive when it comes to creating wrestlers.

and that's "hot"?

He's busy perfecting his Bill Fillmaff gimmick for another return Of course there are no rules - except the rule that there "are no rules"... which makes the rule "no rules" null and void Okay now I gave myself a headache. But by the whole "No rules" thing I guess you could write an exciting chess match and win Calvinball III (well if it's even possible to write an "exciting" chess match)

Last show before the PPV so let’s give it some proper feedback shall we? Take the notes for what you will – as constructive comment / input or as the rantings of a madman…. Or a bit of both Pre-Math segment: only available to those with SWF “X-tra” from your nifty cable provider Mr. Hojo, he of those “fabulous” hotels I assume talks to Peters on JJJ’s behalf. Peters actually shows some balls (maybe it’s because he’s not faced with a wrestler who could probably tear him apart) and channels some McMahon logic No JJJ “The Wrestler” – Hojo (snigger) counters with his trump card JJJ “The Security Guard”, compete with plastic & whistle I assume. JJJ & Janus on security – I can see it now “Little & Large in charge” JJ’s retirement was short lived, a true to life story. - Opening promo: For those of us to poor we can’t afford “SWF X-Tra” I thought it’d make sense that in San Quentin Bruce was cheered – especially since he’s done time there (For crimes against the English language probably) Yeah that’s all I’ll say on my own segment - Oh – Oh Landon is called on the carpet for the Laberinto hoax Janus is pissed that Landon tried to injure Ced (Man Janus must really be pissed off at 99.99% of all of SWF then ) and it seems that both Flesher and Peters have similar resentment issues. Peters is so seriously pissed off that his punishment is That he must explain himself in the ring And then they actually give some thought to getting Toxxic in… thus rewarding Landon’s bad behavior… unless of course they think that Toxxic will kick Landon’s ass worse than anyone else could. - Wow talk about living up to the stipulation as Amy makes Matt her bitch in quick order Afterwards she says.. well I think she’s pissed (damn that accent ) and of course claims no part in the loss against IL & Coyote (which is a fair point… dang it) She wants a title shot – except at me cause I’m like too much man for her or something. Yeah that’s not what she said but we ALL know that’s what she meant And she doesn’t want to do Spike & Zyon, thank god that mental image doesn’t have to be burnt into my brain - The Pete / Coyote match is now a streetfight – no DQs, no Count outs (Same as the Ladder match) and with added weapons Hmmmm I smell interference *sniff*sniff* no wait I stepped in something. - AH Landon fulfills Peters’ request of going to the ring to explain himself with… a back stage interview – the FIEND!! You’ll make Peters even more peeved and he’ll slap you with a ruler!! Laberinto = Landon’s desperation The real reason is that Landon is just addicted to tacos and as Laberinto the smell could be passed off as just part of his gimmick Good thing Laberinto wasn’t given the marathon man run at CF so he’d be written as being in the ring with Landon LOL Man he sure goes on doesn’t he? I shall paraphrase “I’m mad, you’re all in the danger zone until Toxxic shows up” See much quicker *thumbs up* - Finally a match! Yes a long well contested match to determine who has the unenviable task of challenging the winner of WC/Hawke. Errrh…. Wait Seems that LANDON is the one that’s not safe in San Quentin And both Fury & Griffon suffer a similar fate and get that “Prison Experience” that was supposed to be reserved for Matt “Bubba” Myers. So still no actual match – poop. - Oh salvation one of the Lottery finals – NOW we’ll get a match And it’s Spike/Zyon Vs Jimmy/Manson which’ll hopefully guarantee that someone wrote a match. And it looks like they did – much joy and elation for wrestling content on the show, I felt like I was watching Raw for a moment. Hard fought, well written close match *thumbs up* and the debut of Nick Soapdish’s brother Dick (part of the mighty Soapdish family who have a ton of money from their great grandfather’s invention) Spike & Zyon make it through!! The mighty team of Jimmy & luggage is denied - Backstage Bruce promo “Mystery Weapon Theater” – tune in to From the Fire!! - Bruce Vs Skull, for the title Not commenting on my 11th Ultraviolent title win - After the match we have… yet another match! Hot damn you’d think this was a wrestling show or something It’s time to see who’ll join Landon/Max and Spike/Zyon Will IL & Coyote do double duty? Will the Asian Underground stay under ground? Not quite up there with Spike/Zyon’s win but the Asian Underground is the third team into the TLC which makes 5 really light guys and Max King who’s no super heavyweight Bodies flying, spots shown & blown – it’s TLC IV!! And I look forward to it. - Coyote attacks Cross – where is Janus? Where is his “in ring explanation”? In victory Cross doesn’t look like a winner (or at least his knee doesn’t look like it) Coyote / IL EXPLODES!!.... hmmm I should talk to the guy if he stays in the SWF, Bruce could always use him... I mean “work with him” against IL. - Main event time!! And what a main event it looks to be just from looking at the talent in it. And does it disappoint? Hell no! it’s a rip roaring good read (I think it’s impossible to not get a good match out of the talent combined in this match) If this was the WWE then I’d say the finish cements ELM’s title defense but we’re not the WWE (thank god) so Wes’ odds are not reduced by winning on the last show. Awesome match - Post main event promo (last of the bunch) Wildchild and Melissa sharing a moment – awwwwwwww that’s sweet. Sweet? On SWF?? No way And it’s not – Hawke saves us from the mushy stuff by attacking WC giving that little bit of extra spice to the match at From the Fire Awesome! - Overall – it was a show of two halves – the promo half and then a very action packed second half that pushed key PPV matches.

But then again, this is the same AWA that booked Horshu and Evan Karagias as champions, the latter being a two time champion. Bleh that's just faulty logic if the first foreign object shot had been caught = DQ win for Hogan so no title change, nothing "screwed" there. but it's kinda funny they'll try and siphon a little spotlight off what Hogan did in the early 80ties

So your argument is: I don't like Joe....because I don't? No what I said was that MisawaGQ's condecending browbeating of anything and anyone that doesn't subscribe to his view of the world hasn't helped me change my views on Samoa Joe one bit. I just don't see him as a "Mega talent" that he's been hailed as by so many people. I like him alright but I don't get all moist over him or his matches. It's such a shame that it's apparently such a black and white picture with Samoa Joe: Either he's NUMBAH ONE!! and if you don't say that then apparantly you say he's nothing but shit and should job nightly to Billy Gunn. I can be "Not pro-Joe" without being "Anti-Joe" but that doesn't seem to be something that registers with Joe fans.

Then it's really a shame you can't do that Then Previous rulings state that you can put a title shot on the line in this match but not a title unless the actual match is booked for the title (Hardcore title was actually on the line in CB II) Too bad, so sad isn't it? if anyone adds "so and so wins a title shot" then I've got no problems with it, I'll take on all comers, always have, always will. Addition: I do mean "Any and all" - if the winning Calvinball match has each competitor doing something to "win" a title shot then so be it of course they can then fight over who gets their shots first (Not that you need to win Calvinball to get a title shot - a quick PM to me can get you the same thing)

Ounly if you're really weird... our British which really comes to oune and the same thing douesn't it? See Skull is such an awesome entity that "Skoull" is the preferred spelling by all peouple that matter

1) I hope you mean Amy/GM cause Bruce isn't going on a diet 2) So Calvinball... fair game to all huh? *ponders*

Oh like you guys are the whole SWF. getting a little too (or is that "touou") big for our britches just cause you won the CW title are we hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?? (just kidding) I guess Hawke/Child doesn't get a challenger for the title - I'll take the spot More details to come as I wake up more

Alright that comment has been made before and before. you know it is possible to have two one night stands right? even with the same woman and all (to keep up the analogy) I mean picture this - you meet a chick have a one night stand then a year later she comes along again, she's a little older, a little less attractive to most guys but you're desperate cause you just can't seem to connect with the really fine looking women so you have another one night stand with her. One Night Stand 2 and I think you'll find that analogy very fitting of this situation too

one last observation and then I'm done with this thread forever Man don't ever DARE say that you just don't "get" one of your favorites huh? cause boy do you go on and on like a broken record - an annoying one by like Hanson or something. I still don't see "Mega talent" in Samoa Joe and your rantings haven't really changed that, just made me remember to skip your posts in the future.

How did you know I was a communist?

Sure it was

LOL at least I can quote right

Shame that it's nothing but fiction then. Just like the "new AWA" having any kind of lineage to the original AWA is a work of fiction really too.

Shouldn't that be Skoull Radiou?

How can he be "as of last year" when the AWA folded in like 90 or 91? I think that until 87 there wasn't a title as such in the IWGP but an annual tournament, a wrestling grand prix if you will which is also why the NJPW title is called the "IWGP" title isn't it?