Bruce Blank

unless you admit that and get some sort of wrestling gear where it doesn't happen plenty of options that'd work and look better than Stiff move *fiddle with waist band* Stiff kick *Pull tights up in the back* Bad ass stare *Adjust waist band again* it's a small thing but to me it detracts from the whole flow of the thing (Of course not nearly as bad as a guy getting thrown out of the ring and looks unconcious - except for him adjusting his knee pad )

Opening promo - Chris Card perfoms "I'm Turning Japanese" while getting dressed up as a Geisha *thumbs up*

I can see it now the WWE produly presents (The lastes little guy they'll never be serious about) Bryan "The Bearded Dragon" Daniels

Granted I've only seen about 3 of his TNA matches but I've noticed one thing and I just have to comment QUIT FIDDLING WITH YOUR FRIGGING TRUNKS!! Nothing takes away the aura of "asskickery" as him adjusting his waist band ever 4 moves.

I thought there was a "flood control" to prevent you posting that close together?

"Violent Night" (Holy Fight)

I co-wrote some of the segments with Ced so don't blame him completly And he turns on the southern hick charm up full when he thinks it works for him, he ain't got much of that there book learning but he's a highly skilled con-man (both in and out of the ring)

It was quite a fancy office he had just entered, but then again Joseph Peters wasn’t just some shmoe he was a high ranking SWF official and thus was entitled to one of the nicer offices in whatever arena the SWF visited that day. Not being one to stand on tradition Bruce just walks into Peters office, sits down and puts his cowboy boot clad feet on the table. “You wanted to see me” Bruce says with an amused look on his face as he strikes a match and lights a cigarette Peters sits across the big table from him, it’s obvious that he’s not happy with Bruce’s manners but he’s ignoring them because he’s got much bigger issues to deal with “What were you doing on Lockdown? I told you to stay out of the building” Bruce just looks at him through the puffs of smoke emanating from his cigarette “Wasn’t me” is all Bruce says with a shit eating grin “WHAT?” Peters yells out as he leaps to his feet in anger. Bruce just blows a couple of smoke rings in the air, then pokes his finger through them to break them up before he answers “Wasn’t me boss, you must have me mistaken for someone else” Bruce calmly replies as he pushes the cowboy back with the tip of his right index finger “We have it on tape Bruce, you interfered in the main event! Did you think we wouldn’t know it was you because you wore the Villaño mask?” Peters says, foolishly trying to use logic with Bruce “Villaño?” Bruce says mocking confusion. “But… but that was Akira under the mask, didn’t you watch Storm? Did you interrogate him about his whereabouts? After all he sounds like just the guy to Pearl Harbour someone” Bruce says with a snicker. “This isn’t a joke Bruce! You have to follow the rules damn it!” Peters says as he slams his fist on the table (it hurts like crazy but he can’t show it) “Hey I said it wasn’t me, get off me” Bruce replies, getting a little annoyed by now. “Oh really?” Joseph Peters says as he grabs a VCR remove and starts a tape. Peters turns the tape off and looks at Bruce “Wasn’t me” is all the Ultraviolent champion says with a deadpan expression “You even did the Trailerpark Tornado for Christ sake!!” Peters says exasperated with Bruce’s whole attitude towards this. “Loads of people do that one – did you check where Ronnie Garvin was last night? I betcha he was in town.” Bruce says and smiles “It was YOU! Just look at the build, the broad shoulders, the huge arms and neck… it was you!!” Peters says in an accusatory tone. Bruce just smiles at the hissy fit, then he looks like he just remembered something and snaps his fingers *snap* “Oh I know who it could be, yeah, yeah I know who’s under the mask.” Bruce says as he grinds his cigarette BUTT into the table. “It must have been my little brother” Joseph Peters was about to explode and hit someone… although not Bruce, he valued his life too much. “Your brother?” “Yup, my little brother Wayne” “Bruce… and Wayne??” Peters asks “Yup, momma was a big Batman fan, had all the collectors plates and all at her double wide. Only used them for Thanksgiving too, true story right there” Bruce says like he was chit chatting about the weather. “You’re claiming that it was your brother and not you?” “Yessum, see I was in Mobile on the night of Lockdown, had to take my gator to the vet.” “Gator… to the vet” Peters didn’t know if he should laugh or cry right now “The problem is that Wayne is… well he’s not so smart, he’s kinda a tard. And well bless him he just wanted to defend my honor and show you that you’re wrong – He shouldn’t a’done that and I apologize for it” Bruce says as he gets to his feet “I’m truly sorry for my dim-witted brother’s actions of Lockdown” Bruce says as he places his left hand over his heart. Peters knows he is screwed, he can’t prove it’s Bruce under the mask – the inbred hick probably does have a retarded little brother… with 12 toes… and 1 tooth. “Is that all” “Yeah, yeah you can go Bruce” Peters says as he sits back in his chair with a sigh. “Just curious boss, how is Wildchild? Any permanent injuries? Scars? Soft tissue trauma?” Bruce asks inquisitively. “He’s alright… well he will be alright… I think” Peters says absentmindedly Bruce turns around and walks out of the office and if Joseph Peters had paid more attention he would have heard that Bruce’s parting comment was “That’s a shame” -= Fade to Black. =-

Then it should be headlined by a blindfold match to play off that theme or a match that takes place in a totally dark arena... but only crazy japanese feds do those

It could potentially be the finals at the PPV with both semi finals on Storm or both semi finals could be on the PPV and as a side note regarding the tag-team titles, both Max and myself have matches for the PPV so either way the #1 contender after Smarkdown wouldn't be able to challenge for the title But I hear that the team of Spike & Zyon are free *thumbs up*

From the first CFC announcement So its been the 'Fuck from the word go

I'm already about 1000 words in and in mine it's the Iron Bars type cage so it better be either that or "whatever we want"

Ah so THAT's what the extra wad of Cash in Bruce's locker was for (Since the main event is now posted - which by the way was a top notch write up)

"12 slams of Christmas" and yeah I'm good opponent wise

LOL yes it had to be broken down THAT far for me to get it I'm living the character a little too much

LOL maybe it's me being a foreginer "one more show" Does that mean A) After Smarkdown we head to the PPV B) After Smarkdown there is another show THEN the PPV C) None of the above Bruce is a retard who can't read and should not be allowed on the net

ah I see The Bruce/Akira plan has been in the works since just after A2A, didn't realize it crossed path with other plans

On closer reading I stumbled upon a mystery, at the end of Spike’s total HHH’ing of that there ferret creature I came across this. Huh? Whu? I know I’m getting old and all but when… or what happened between Los Cucarachas and Spike/Zyon/Akira? Or should I not ask these questions??

I couldn't agree more erm just one question, the X-Mas PPV isn't next is it? it almost sounds like it's the next show coming up - but we got another Storm/Lockdown/Smarkdown to go right? or is it different around the holiday season? *confused*

Excellent show - even if it lacked Bruce (but had Villaño *thumbs up*) working with the rules made for some different matches than we usually see, good job on adapting. Can't wait to read the main event 3 of my favorite writers involved in it, how can it be bad?

Top billing? Hot dog!! and that's quite an impressive card - I'd love to know how the figure 4250 for the word limit on Akira's match was found, that made me laugh (but I'm funny like that) This show: Bruce answers Akira's challenge

Now if people don't start super hating on Orton then we'll just see worse and worse every week as the WWE desperately tries to get the fans to hate Orton with a passion not just the "What's that dork doing on my TV" kinda hate funny how they got the opposite problem on Raw - they're throwing everything at the fan to get the people to go mega-monster positive for Cena "The WWE - never one for giving up on a bad idea... as long as it's Vince's idea" *thumbs up* Boo Orton now or it'll just get worse - mark my words.

(Note: Since this isn’t a competitive match I’ve skipped my usual 3 rounds of editing and just read it through once before posted it – after all this isn’t about gramma but about how to stay within the rules) (Note 2 – my opponent is the character I use in a different fed since I got his move set memorized, except he’s called Bruce-666 there and well 2 Bruces in the same match would be too confusing) In an unexpected move the SWF decided to send a camera crew to the November 28th SWF House show in the Nutter Center, Dayton Ohio, mainly to tape matches for their next DVD release called “Weirdest matches of the SWF” a compilation of old and new. The reason they’re in Dayton tonight is to tape Bruce actually adhering to the “Super Family Friendly” rules which would definitely fall under the category “weird”. Of course the commentary will be added during the postproduction as neither Longdogger Pete nor the Suicide King really felt like going to Dayton (not that I blame them. ”Well every time that I come home nobody wants to let me be It seems that all the friends I got just got to come interrogate me” The second the by now very familiar sound of Bruce’s entrance music kicks in the entire arena begins to boo and shout giving Bruce Blank the warm and friendly reception he’s so accustomed to by now WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! ”Well, I appreciate your feelings and I don't want to pass you by But I don't ask you about your business, don't ask me about mine” As Bruce steps through the curtains and walks down the aisle the crowd knows that tonight will be something different. Gone are Bruce’s blood soaked jeans and pointy cowboy boots – after all they don’t really conform to the “Family Friendly” image, instead Bruce is wearing a red pair of tights, with a wide blue stripe down each leg and a thin while line separating the red from the blue on either side of the stripe. Inside the blue stripe there is a row of stars down each side bringing just a hint of a certain “Southern Pride” flag but without actually crossing the Stars and the Bars. Finally Bruce has replaced the metal tipped, hard soled cowboy boots with a pair of white wrestling boots that come up to just under his kneepads. ”Well its true I love the money and I love my brand new car I like drinkin' the best of whiskey and playing in a honky tonk bar But when I come off the road, well I just got to have my time 'Cause I got to find a break in this action, else I'm gonna lose my mind” The big man climbs the stairs and then turns to face the crowd as he stands on the apron, raising both his taped fists in the air with a smirk. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ”So, don't ask me no questions And I won't tell you no lies So, don't ask me no questions And I won’t tell you goodbye” Bruce grabs the microphone from Funyon as his music slowly fades out. “Ya’ll know that I’m not allowed to compete on Lockdown” YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! The fact that people cheer that decision just pisses Bruce off as he says a few choice words off microphone to some fans at ringside. “Well tonight I’ll show you all that it’s not that I CAN’T follow the rules – I guess I just have a problem with authority” Bruce says with a devious grin. WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! With this being a special DVD Taping house show the SWF has gone all out and actually put the Mega-Tron up over the entrance, which they usually do not have for mere house shows. The Mega-Tron flickers on with an old school movie countdown on it 10 9 8 7 6 6 666!! ”Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith” They Dayton crowd is quick to boo the apperance of a man who usually plys his trade in the 411Fed/ECF territory but tonight has agreed to show up and face a man he’s travelled down many a road with in the past. The fans knows him under a slightly different name but tonight he appears simply as “666” ”And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate” As the Rolling Stones introduces everyone to the devil the man known tonight as 666 walks down the asile in a relaxed, cocky saunter as the pale man just smirks at the fans at ringside. 666 appears to be about 220 pounds or so and in the 6 foot range. ”Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game” Bruce just rubs his hands in anticipation of yet another Cruserweight beatdown while 666 leaps over the top rope and casually approaches the big man, still confidently smiling as if he feels infinitely superior to Bruce – or maybe he just feels that the match rules favors him. “Alright I want a clean fight, I will not hessitate to DQ you if you ignore my warnings! Do you both understand the rules?” the referee asks as Bruce Blank looks down at his opponent Without taking their eyes off each other they both slowly nod in agreement with the rules and regulations for this match. Bruce holds out his big right hand without hessitation, after all the match can’t start without a handshake. When 666 reluctantly raises his right hand Bruce pulls his hand away and puts up his left hand instead. When 666 raises his left hand to shake Bruce’s hand the big man changes back to offering his right hand. “If you don’t shake his hand I’ll disqualify you right now Bruce” the referee tells Bruce in no uncertain terms. “Hey I’m the one with my hand up, he’s the one not shaking it” Bruce says pretending to be totally innocent. 666 quickly grabs Bruce’s hand and shakes to officially start the match. *DING*DING*DING* The bell has rung but Bruce is still just smiling and shaking 666’s hand, not squeezing it or hurting it but repeatedly pumping it up and down as 666 tries to figure out what the hell Bruce is playing at. The second 666’s attention turns towards the referee instead of Bruce the big man pulls his much smaller opponent in and aims his massive left arm straight at 666’s chest But the smaller man quickly ducks under the clothesline attempt and strikes Bruce in the back with a spinkick. The impact of the 220 pounder striking him in the back makes Bruce take one step forward but that’s all it does. 666 uses his speed to attack Bruce just as he turns around leaping into a spinning huracanrana motion that spins around Bruce’s head, then behind his back into an attempted arm drag. But the move is broken by Bruce’s tremendous power as he grabs the smaller Cruiserweight around the throat and powers him up over his head for a gorilla press Bruce looks around, perhaps contemplating throwing 666 over the top rope, but is reminded by the referee that such a move is outlawed, instead he just deposits 666 feet first on the top turnbuckle and walks away with a devious grin since the cruiserweight isn’t actually allowed to attack him from the top rope. Bruce goes on the attack as 666 jumps down off the top turnbuckle, but the second the pale man’s feet hit the ground he crouches into a rolling escape from one of Bruce’s big boots. WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! Bruce ignores the chants as he keeps on chasing 666, the lighting quick cruiserweight bounces off the ropes and runs straight at Bruce, but at the last second he drops to the canvas and slides in between the big man’s legs and spins into a kick right across the back of Bruce’s thigh *POW!* The impact drops Bruce to one knee as 666 kips up to a vertical base once more. With Bruce on one knee 666 bounces off the ropes once more, runs at the big man and quickly executes drop kick to Bruce’s back finally sending the big man to the canvas. 666 points to the top rope to signal for one of his favourite moves but then realizes that he can’t do that in this match, instead he drops a knee to the small of Bruce’s back, then he drops a second one but when he lines up for a third one the referee steps in between the two “No repeated moves to a body part!! If you hit another knee drop now I’ll disqualify you” the referee informs 666, a decision that doesn’t seem to please the 411/ECF import but what can he do about it? Since the referee stepped in to give Bruce a break he’s been able to get back to his knees, but moments later he finds himself rolled into a pinning predicament thanks to 666’s Majistral cradle that’s tied both his arms up and put his wide shoulders to the mat ONE!! TWO!! KICKOUT! Bruce powers out of the hold, it’s going to take a lot more than that to put the Ultraviolent champion down which is a lesson 666 is learning the hard way tonight. The second Bruce is back on his feet 666 leaps at him for a Thez press but the big man uses all his power to stay on his feet, then he staggers backwards two steps and drops 666 chest first across the top rope in a slightly modified Stun Gun. Bruce quickly follows up with a couple of clubbing forearms across the back of 666 that sends the much smaller man to the canvas. Bruce gets in position behind his seated opponent, places one hand on the top of 666’s head and the other on jaw and starts to twist his head to the right. “Hey no headlocks!” the referee warns Bruce as the big man turns the pressure up. “This ain’t a headlock you idiot!” Bruce quite rightly points out. After a couple of moments of the twisting head vice Bruce lands another clubbing forearm blow across 666’s chest knocking him flat on his back. Bruce raises his elbow and the drops all of his 295 pounds straight onto the chest of his opponent, then just for good measure he gets back to his feet and does it again. When he stands up a third time he’s aware that the referee is watching him like a hawk and decides to change tactics and drops a fist to the chest of 666 instead. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Bruce grabs his opponent by his black hair and then drags him back to his feet, with the opponent totally at his mercy Bruce eyes the top rope with a smirk, then he runs towards the ropes. Just as the referee is about to call for the bell on account of Bruce tossing his opponent over the top rope Bruce adjust slightly and throws the much smaller 666 between the 2nd and 3rd row sending him to the floor without any chance of breaking his fall. WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! Bruce just stands in the ring and taps the side of his head as he stares down at 666 who took quite a tumble out of the ring, unfortunately there is nothing the referee can do as it’s only illegal if it’s over the TOP rope. The referee slides under the bottom rope onto the floor to check on 666 as Bruce leans back in the corner and just waits with a shit eating grin on his face. Once the referee has made sure that 666 isn’t bleeding or knocked out he starts the 10 count. ONE!! TWO!! Bruce’s attention is diverted as a very vocal section of the audience starts to argue with the Trailerpark messiah THREE!! FOUR!! FIVE!! When 666 notices that Bruce has his back turned to him he quickly gets back to his feet, revealing that he was playing possum and was able to roll with the fall. SIX!! SEVEN!! With his back turned to 666 Bruce doesn’t realize that his opponent is up on the apron already right behind him. 666 grabs the top rope with both his hands, pulls back with all his force and then uses the top rope to catapult him over the top back into the ring where he strikes Bruce in the back of the head with a drop kick. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! Having regained the momentum 666 quickly runs towards the downed Bruce Blank, kicks his leg up in the air and hitting Bruce with a picture perfect standing shooting start splash that draws quite a favourable reaction from the crowd. 666 takes a wide stance as he waits for Bruce to get back to his feet and then the second the big man is upright *BOOM!!* 666’s boot makes contact with Bruce’s hairy chest sending the big man reeling backwards into the corner. 666 swiftly moves to the opposite corner and then runs at Bruce flipping over in a handstand about half way across the canvas, spinning around and landing on his feet before leaping backwards into a back elbow driven straight into Bruce’s chest. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! The lighting quick, Lucha Libre inspired action draws quite a favourable reaction from the crowd, especially when it’s directed at Bruce. 666 decides that one good move deserves another and takes another running start towards Bruce, but the big man manages to raise his foot the second 666 leaps into the air for a splash. The boot catches 666 right in the face, the momentum of the leap driving his face straight into the sole of Bruce’s Boot “That’s it you’re outta here!!” the referee yells at Bruce “What did I do? What did I do?” Bruce asks all innocently from the corner as 666 is on the canvas holding his jaw “No blows to the face! It’s very clear Bruce – I’m going to have to call for the bell” the referee says as he raises his arm to signal for the match to stop. “Waaaaaaaaaaait a minute! I just put my foot up, HE ran into it!!” Bruce points out “I mean would you disqualify me if HE used a head BUTT? I don’t think so” Bruce points out. The referee stands there for a minute, playing it all through in his head – Bruce did have a point he didn’t actually kick 666 in the face. Reluctantly he has to let the match continue, a decision that draws a lot of boos from the crowd and a big thumbs up from Bruce. “To break the rules you got to know the rules” Bruce comments to the camera to indicate that he’s studied up on every rule and every potential loop hole in them. Bruce places 666’s head between his legs, but instead of a piledriver that’d be illegal or a power bomb that’d be borderline illegal he flips the smaller man up across his shoulder as he runs towards the corner. At the last moment he flips 666 forward driving the young man’s chest and abdomen straight into the top and second turnbuckle. *THUD!!* Then he backs off, still holding on to 666 and rams his opponent into the turnbuckle once more with force. Knowing that a 3rd ram to the corner would cost him the match Bruce simply tosses 666 to the canvas, making sure he lands on his back. Bruce raises his hand and spins it around in the air like a mini tornado as he looks at his fallen opponent. *STOMP* Bruce brings his right foot down on 666’s left shoulder *STOMP* He hops forward on one leg and drives his foot down, this time on 666’s left arm right by the elbow *STOMP* With another hop he stomps on 666’s left hand as it’s now obvious that he’s executing Trailerpark Tornado on his downed opponent *STOMP* With another hop forward Bruce drives his foot down on 666’s hip, making sure to change body parts between each stomp *STOMP* A kick to the left thigh *STOMP* A stomp of the left foot *STOMP* Then one to the right foot as Bruce works his way up the right side of his opponent *STOMP* WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! *STOMP* The right hip gets a stomp as well as Bruce just smirks and ignores the hostile crowd *STOMP* The right hand gets mashed against the canvas by Bruce’s size 14 feet *STOMP* The right elbow gets a jolt *STOMP* After stomping 666 on the right shoulder he should technically finish the move off with a stomp to the face to make it a true Trailerpark Tornado but he has to settle for a stomp across the chest of his opponent *STOMP* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! The referee makes Bruce back off as he checks on 666, after all if 666 is unconscious this match will be called a no-contest as within the family friendly rules. Bruce looks a little concerned as the referee doesn’t get a response back from 666 when he asks him a question. The Ultraviolent champion slides under the bottom rope as the referee raises 666’s hand in the air and lets it drop Bruce slides under the bottom rope again with a cup of soda in his hand as 666’s hand drops a second time. The cold contents of the cup are dumped on 666’s face to wake him up before the referee can rule him knocked out. Bruce just stands in the corner and watches as 666 sits up from the cold soda and ice cubes, if not revitalized at least he’s conscious again and thus ensuring that the match will continue. Sensing that 666 is about to regain his bearings Bruce quickly picks up the much smaller man and then wraps his massive arms around 666’s chest and squeezes tightly in a bear hug. Every time 666 draws a breath Bruce tightens his grip even more, restricting the movement of his opponents ribcage. Bruce senses that he could be on to a winning move here as 666 can’t punch him in the face to break the move, nor can he kick him in the crotch, the two most common means of escape from a bear hug. Each time Bruce’s grip tightens his cocky smile widens, at least until 666 wraps both his legs around Bruce’s waist, hooks his feet and starts to squeeze on Bruce with a painful body scissors that target Bruce’s kidneys and other sensitive organs. It quickly becomes a battle of who can inflict most pain between the body scissors and the bear hug as both wrestlers pour all they’ve got into the moves. The veins on Bruce’s arms stand out from the pressure, but seconds later the bear hug is broken as 666 claps his hands right over Bruce’s ears with enough impact to make the big man break the bearhug. The second Bruce’s big arms releases the much smaller opponent 666 manages to drive Bruce to the ground, then he spins himself around Bruce’s body so that he ends up on the canvas chest down with his legs still locked around Bruce’s waist holding Bruce’s shoulders down on the canvas. ONE!! TWO!! THR-ROPEBREAK!! To 666’s chagrin the body scissors pinning combination that he’s used so effectively to put Bruce down is negated by one finger on the bottom rope. As 666 gets to his feet it’s obvious that his back is aching from the punishment he’s taken so far, but he’s not one to back down from a fight as he keeps on attacking Bruce. The big man shrugs off a few shots to the back of the head from the much smaller and weaker 666 and then quickly presses his opponent over his head once more. Just like the last time Bruce deposits 666 on the top rope, flipping his opponent off since he can’t attack him from the top rope. Bruce turns around to mock the crowd and thus misses that 666 drops straight down, landing on the second rope with a bounce and then leaps up on Bruce’s back locking his knees around Bruce’s head before flipping forward in an inverted huracanrana that tosses Bruce half way across the canvas. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! 666 follows up by bouncing off the middle of the second rope and striking the prone Bruce right in the abdomen with a 2nd rope Asai moonsault. 666 quickly locks his legs around one of Bruce’s massive arms and pulls back on it while hooking Bruce’s other arm with both arms pulling Bruce into 666’s trademark submission “The Rings of Saturn” The effectiveness of the move is very obvious from the pained expression on Bruce’s face as 666 pulls back on both arms, stretching Bruce’s bicep, tricep and pectoral muscles beyond what they were meant to do. Bruce tries his best to power out of the move, but 666 has it expertly locked in, preventing Bruce from powering out. TAP OUT!! TAP OUT!! TAP OUT!! The fans chant at Bruce as he suffers from the Rings of Saturn but he refuses to give up each time the referee asks him. Instead he tries to slowly turn his body just enough for him to place his foot on the bottom rope. Unfortunately for 666 he’s not able to see what goes on behind his own back and thus is not able to prevent Bruce from putting a foot on the bottom rope. “Come on let go of him!! I’m not even going to count, let go NOW or you’re disqualified” the referee threatens 666 when he doesn’t immediately lets go. With the possibility of a loss hanging in the air 666 quickly releases the hold and backs off as Bruce starts to rub his aching and sore arms trying to get the blood flowing back into them. 666 runs at Bruce but the big man ducks down allowing his opponent to leap frog over his back, after 666 bounces off the ropes he runs back at Bruce who once again ducks down. But this time instead of a leap frog Bruce raises his upper body at the last second and throws 666 up in the air for a high backdrop And on the way down again Bruce drills him in the mid section with a stinging right before 666 unceremoniously crashes to the canvas. Bruce pulls 666 back to his feet and tries to whip him into the corner, but 666 puts the breaks on and tries to reverse it only to be thrown into the opposite corner by Bruce Sending him straight into a surprised referee who gets knocked back against the turnbuckles by the impact. With the referee temporarily dazed Bruce quickly reaches into this tight and pulls out.. A black hood?? WTF! Of course the point of the hood becomes blatantly obvious when Bruce quickly pulls over 666’s head, effectively blinding his opponent. WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! Bruce can’t contain his laughter as 666 takes a few wild punches trying to hit Bruce, then he tries to take the hood off but before he can do anything but put a hand on it Bruce spins him 360 in the air with a stiff as hell lariat straight across his opponents chest. Since 666 is blinded by the hood he’s not able to protect himself as Bruce drops a leg straight across the Cruiserweight’s chest. Bruce rolls over for a cover but the moment the referee drops to his knees to count he notices the hood over 666’s face and refuses to count. “What the hell are you doing? If I even suspect that you’ve broken another rule I will disqualify you” the referee yells at Bruce as he pulls the hood off 666’s head. Bruce just shrugs his shoulders, another brilliant plan ruined by “Rules” it would seem. Bruce hooks his opponent up in a front headlock, but the second his arm reaches around 666’s neck he realizes what he’s about to do and raises his arms to make sure the referee did not see him apply a headlock. Without the use of a headlock Bruce is forced to hook both of 666’s arms behind his back in an underhook position and uses that hold instead of a headlock to lift his opponent up in the air And then just hold him there, upside down in the air Just holding him there Stalling in a display of pure power For about thirty seconds before he completes the suplex bouncing his opponent off the mat. Bruce looks at the crowd as he draws a thumb across the throat to indicate that he’s going to put 666 away – but with what? The Blank Bomb and the Sweet Home Alabama are both against the rules after all and Bruce realizes that. Instead Bruce scoops 666 up and drapes him over his shoulder before running across the ring, leaping into a running power slam that drives 666 into the canvas with such force that the pinfall is more or less academic. ONE!! TWO!!! THREE!!!! WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! Bruce leans back on his knees, breathing heavily due to the fast pace of the match, but smiling because he’s done what he set out to do – prove that he CAN follow the rules when he choose to. ”So, don't ask me no questions And I won't tell you no lies So, don't ask me no questions And I won’t tell you goodbye” Bruce gets back to his feet and signals for the music to be turned off as he’s handed a microphone. “And THAT is how it’s done! Joseph Peters… if I had any respect for you I could have easily followed those rules on Lockdown – but because you’re such a pussy and a corporate puppet I chose not to!” Bruce bellows out before throwing the microphone down and exiting the ring. Half way down the aisle Bruce spots a sign in the crowd, grabs it and shows it to the camera “Overcome, Adapt, Improvise – the sign of true talent”

No comments on how I didn't stick to the rules? I am disappointed in the lack of negative feedback

Go for it, there will not be any moves breaking the rules - except when the referee isn't looking In my book "working over a body part" is 3 or more moves to the same bodypart in succession (so basically 3 backgreakers is bad but 2 backbreakers followed by 2 shoulder breakers followed by dropping someone chest first onto the top turnbuckle is okay - even if they all work the upper torso technically) - at least that's how I'll write it after all it says "No repeated moves to any part of the body" it doesn't actually say you can't work over the arm with 3-4 different moves as long as you mix it up Of course submission holds aren't "working a body part" either, for instance if you keep a Fujiwara Armbar on for 5 minutes straight - that's just a submission hold