Bruce Blank

Hashimoto. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thatd be hot cakes in the States <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Here's a newsflash, DVD's aren't exclusive to this country. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Here is another newsflash - outside of Japan I doubt this DVD would move any kind of respectable numbers I mean are we currently being over run with Japanese wrestling DVDs in Europe and I've just managed to not see a single one anywhere in any European country I've gone to?

mmmmmmm Mall Brawl *drools* (gives the bookers three-fiddy to see if might get him booked for a Mall Brawl in Alabama ) I suscribe to the notion Suicide King put forward (I think it was him, I read it somewhere in the archives) "the ladder is as all as you need it to be, the commentating table is where you need it to be" so in other words - if I want there to be a giant fishtank in the location I'll add it (hey that's a good idea for a future match ) as long as it goes with the general location and all. What I did was that I took a few notes from the "highlights" page and kinda put them where I thought they worked the best - I mean I have no idea if the bar or restaurant is on the 1st or 2nd floor but I knew there was one somewhere, so in SWF-Land it's on the 2nd floor

Will this be the first step in the caree of the Extreme Kings??... or will they figure out that THAT is a lame team name and fizzle like Tekno Team 2000? *shifty eyes* Great card from top to bottom

Obviously over the Red Wings losing, what else could it be?

I know, my biggest problem - anyone know a good engrish tutor?? cheap maybe even free but yes I know it's an issue and I'm working to get better - thank you for the input, everything helps when you're trying to improve You mean like this Dane here who - yes has been to the States but Dayton, Alabama and L.A. are not really a help on Detroit I read the site, noted down some stuff and then proceeded to pull stuff out of my ass it's the secret to my success - ass-pulling I still can't believe I actually won

Am Heel, Bruce hit hard uuuuuh banana (or in English - we need to cordinate some stuff Maximillian) good card now that the name is right and all Note: Also on the show - Bruce's Cruiserweight challenge

A Frost Box match it is then and yes it is a shame, but I've not heard a word from him in a while and he's been doing a string of no-shows if I'm not mistaken

In other feds I've been in with the same Tag-Team issues they've taken a few different measures to try and build more teams for their division 1) a "Vets & Rookies" 4 match tournament 4 guys who've been in the federation over 6 monthsish is each approached to pick a guy who's been in the federation a relatively short time - to take a rookie under their wing so to speak, for a little tournament to see if any of them gel as a team - We had one highly successful team come from this idea 2) Lethal Lottery A bit more desperate I suppose, we took the names of everyone not slated for a title match at the PPV and drew names at random to set up a tag-team event. odd couples sometimes has you working with someone you find that you interact with really well.

That makes a lot of sense - and hey I got one of those "out side classification belts" well... for now who knows what tomorrow brings... other than a sunrise (I hope)

Note tag-team title change was on 6/11/05 (show posted 7/11) not 18/11/05 which is in 2 days

which was singles & tag but singles & singles? (honestly I'm not thinking I am in ELM's league - but if I manage to hang on to the Hardcore title is International or World title chases even an option for a story?)

Whats the position on double champs? 1) Not that it'll happen (I'd have to beat ELM... well he may break an arm and I'd get lucky) 2) Not that the odds are that great that I'll even have 1 title after Lockdown (Damn you for booking me against such a top talent ) But inquiring minds want to know

And I guess this isn't the time to put the idea of letting people have a 2nd character strictly for tagging on the table again? didn't think so

Well Marcus is all but inactive so there is no Nightmare Express (with a whopping 2 matches under our belts yay!) but I'm cool with teaming with anyone (no prefences) - although a heel would make more sense than a face and Bruce could easily work as a "Lone Wolf's" hired gun if they need a big, strong partner to do some dirty work after all I may not be the Hardcore champion after Lockdown - got to keep my options open.

Wow that's one hell of a birthday present Congratulations ya'll

Unless everyone not in the tournament rush to their PM boxes and request a match with El Lunchroom'a'door hmmmmm *strokes semi-shaved chin*

We can request matches? SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! erm - yes I just realized now so sue me

Now other than the disparaging remarks about the smelly stinky redneck this was top notch - but funny and it pushes Landon's character and hey he IS smelly great stuff

COLD FRONT CLASSIC SEEDING BATTLE ROYALE Spike Jenkins v. Jay Hawke (SWF International Champion) v. TORU (SWF Tag Champion) v. the Wildchild v. The Masked Crusader v. Candace "The Joshi Dragon" Okimura v. JJ Johnson (SWF Cruiserweight Champion) v. Johnny Dangerous v. Manson I'm thinking that this is Jay's time to rise as for the order - no clue although a first rocking round could go a little something like this (Scientifically calculated by observing everyone's win/loss records since I've joined the fed, I can even show you the calculations if you're a big math geek ) 1) Jay Hawke Vs JJJ 2) TORU Vs Manson (Even Toxxic fears Mansonosity!) 3) Wildchild Vs The Joshi Dragon 4) Johnny Dangerous Vs The Masked Crusader HIDE AND SEEK HARDCORE TITLE MATCH: HOCKEYTOWN EDITION! Landon Maddix vs. Bruce Blank Predicting your own matches is so "1980 Yuppy desperate: hey look at how col I think I am" kinda tacky so I predict... CRUISERWEIGHT RULES MATCH Wes Davenport and ‘The Rage’ Jason Von Dierch I'm a sucker for comedy characters - Wes wins FAMILY FRIENDLY OPENING MATCH Akira ‘The Divine Wind’ Kaibatsu vs. ‘The Magician’ Matt Myers

hmmm how fast can the WWE replace them as the Smackdown announcers? I doubt that the huge McMahon egos would stand for it

It's my favorite town *thumbs up* in fact we need to have a huge show from there one day - so many wrestlers would have the home town advantage

(Partially to tell Landon just what shape Bruce is in right now and also to sell the match and stuff) Location: The “Parks Unknown” Airport located continently enough just outside “Parts Unknown, USA” Bruce checked himself out of the hospital less than 12 hours ago, the doctors were all concerned and blah, blah, blah giving him all sorts of shit over it but he didn’t care. He couldn’t stand to be in that little room – every time he was in bed looking up at the ceiling he saw one thing That damn Hell Machine staring down at him from the edge of the grave And frankly he was sick and tired of that image haunting him, all he had to do was close his eyes and see how the red and greened Australian had put him in the grave – instant mental replay “No fucking off switch” Bruce mutters out loud which causes a few stares from the other people in the departure hall. Of course the fact that he’s a 6’7’’ 295 pound monster of a man draws some stares too, add to that the fact that the beat up dusty cowboy hat and black shades only partially covered his mess of a face and you have a regular side show attraction Bruce’s shades covered two very black eyes, the swelling had gone down a bit and he could see but one of them was still discoloured so bad that there was no white to be seen in his eye. Did it hurt? Damn right it hurt Of course a had and shades can’t really hide the many cuts and nicks he’s got on his jaw and chins from being thrown into glass windows face first. Did it hurt? Quite a bit yes, thank you for your morbid curiosity. Bruce hears someone shout out something to him as he walks through the crowd towards the United counter. “Oh yeah? Well fuck you too” he bellows out in reply before stepping up to the ticket counter. The small girl behind the counter, “Sharon” her name badge said was busy typing away when Bruce steps up to the counter. He stands there with his bag slung over his right shoulder for a moment then he knocks on the desk “Oh sweet mercy” Sharon lets slip as she looks at Bruce towering over her “erm.. I mean how can I help you sir” she tries to recover, United has strict rules about customer treatment – “Sweet mercy” wasn’t in it. “Yeah I got a ticket reserved for me” Bruce said not even caring that Sharon stared at his ear, he would have to get used to it having the top part of his left ear cut off and all. Hurt? No it’s totally gone how can that part hurt you dork? “Okay sir, and your name is?” She asks politely “Bruce Blank” “I can’t just leave your last name blank sir, our system can’t PNR you without a last name.” She says nervously. Bruce sighed, every damn time they went through this – he had considered a legal name change, maybe it was about time. “It’s Blank missy. Not that there isn’t one, my name is ”B-l-a-n-k” okay?” “Ah right, yes of course” Sharon replies, inwardly cursing, trying to figure out if someone is playing a prank on her. “Ah yes here is your ticket, all paid for… but” Sharon doesn’t say anything she just looks at the broad shoulders of the Ultraviolent champion. “Erm well you see” she starts “What?” Bruce replies angrily, he just wanted to get his ticket, get through this and get the hell out of this place “Well you would disturb the passenger next to you being so… erm… over dimensioned” she says reluctantly. Bruce finally realizes what’s going on and doesn’t even argue “Fine I’ll buy two tickets… whatever” It was not usually in Bruce’s nature to just take this kind of insult, but he wasn’t his normal arrogant swaggering self either – Janus took the swagger out of his step. “Alright sir, then I just have to ask you a few things as part of our standard safety routine. Number 1: are you a terrorist?” “What?” Bruce blurts out, surprised at the stupidity of the question – that’s Homeland Security working over time right there! He looks at her and then looks at the guards by the security check point and figure that this was NOT the time to be a smart ass so he just says no. “Do you have any weapons in your bags? Anything wrapped in barbwire? Signature weapons of any kind” She asks him “Signature weap… what kind of question is that?” Bruce asks all confused. “Well you see sir that’s a question we only ask here, you wouldn’t believe the number of guys travelling with barbwire 2 by 4s or snow shovels from “Parts unknown” she says to explain the odd question. Bruce just shrugs, then he winces and grabs his right shoulder the one that they had to pop back into the socket and close several major gashes Did it hurt? No he winces in pain for the hell of it duh! “Is a wrestling title wrapped in barbwire considered a weapon?” Bruce asks “Most definitely – you’ll have to check it in here before the flight” She replies and pulls out a metal case for Bruce to place the Hardcore title. “Fine – is that all?” Bruce asks impatiently, his whole body aches and hurts in ways he never could have imagined before facing Janus, now he just wants to find a quiet corner and alleviate the pain. “Yes sir that is all, now here is your ticket. Have a nice flight” She says with a smile as she hands him the tickets. Bruce just kinda nods and then heads towards the security check point. Along the way someone again yells something at the big man which draws an angry response. “Yeah? You try and step into a fucking cemetery with Janus and then we’ll see!!” Bruce flips the guy off and then gets in line for the security check. After waiting for 3-4 minutes it’s finally his turn. He drops his bag on the x-ray belt and walks through the metal detector. *BEEEEP* “Scuse me sir, do you have anything metal on you?” a little scrawny security guard asks him as he waves a hand scanner in the air. “Just my belt buckle” Bruce says as he opens his long coat to reveal a big ass metal beltbuckle that’d make him the envy of most of Alabama, Arkansas and parts of Texas. The security guard begins to run the hand scanner over Bruce’s body not getting a result from anything else, that is until he runs it over Bruce’s head where it bleeps. “Sir please remove your hat” he says “My ha… oh I think I know what it is” Bruce says as he takes off his hat to reveal a forehead that’s bandaged and taped and stitched up in several places, then he bends his head forward to reveal a long gash at the top of his skull that’s stapled together. “My god – how many staples are in there?” the security guard asks “I dunno, lost count after 4 – lost consciousness too” Bruce explains Did it hurt? Damn right a long gash in the top of his skull hurt – it’d hurt anyone! The security guard runs the scanner over the staples and gets a hit. “Alright that’s it, you’re clear to go on” Bruce reaches out for his bag but before he can snag the duffle bag he’s stopped by the airport police “Is this your bag sir?” *sigh* “Yes officer” Bruce replies, his headache is getting worse, pounding so bad in his ears that he can hardly hear that the officer is asking him to open it. But he can hear it, so he opens the bag and tips it over sending a few items of clothes and several orange pill bottles out on the table. “Are these all yours?” The police officer asks as he begins to examine the various bottles, all of them contain strong pain killers – morphine based, codeine and stronger stuff. “Yes officer, but I have prescriptions on all of them” Bruce just says with an indifferent attitude. “And why on God’s green earth would you need this many pain killers son?” The gruff police officer asks him. Bruce doesn’t say a word, he just unbuttons his long brown coat and takes it off to reveal his bandaged arms jutting out from under his T-shirt. Then Bruce pulls the T-Shirt off to reveal a right shoulder that’s wrapped up tight and a back that’s scarred in so many places it’s hard to see where one cut stops and another begins. Did it hurt? More than you could imagine The police officers just look at all the stitches on Bruce’s back, then at each other before they put the bottles back in Bruce’s duffle bag and zips it. “I don’t think we need to see anything else” “Really? I could always entertain you with scars on my lower body as well” Bruce said, the pain was making his testy – and he was in a lot of pain so he was also very testy by now. Bruce just slides his shirt back on and puts his coat on trying to ignore all the onlookers who were gawking at his cuts and scars and bruises. Then he puts the hat back on, slings the bag over his shoulder and goes in search of a bathroom. When he finally finds it he quickly shoves a guy out of the way, enters it and locks the door. Then he pulls a couple of medicine bottles from his bag, runs the water and takes a mixture of pain killers. Once the pills are swallowed he sits back on the toilet, clutching his right arm to alleviate some of the pain as he leans back against the cold tiles. 10 minutes or so pass Does it hurt? Not one damn bit right now. It’s heaven

My guess is that the first eliminated is out of the tourney all together 2nd eliminated is ranked 8th then 7-6 and so on Then in the tournament first round it's 1 Vs 8, 2 Vs 7, 3 Vs 6 and 4 Vs 5 at least that's how seeded tournament work most of the time.

Oh ppffffffffffff not like you did something major - after all no electrocution No barbwire dental floss/face wrapping no body parts chopped off what a wussy beating I'll pop an asprin and I'll be right as rain (and if you believe that then I'd love to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge one day)

Ah thank god they put the match AWAY from the arena so that we're not bound by family friendly rules and after Janus beat me I'll have to turn it up TWO notches to rebuild my "Ultra Violent" status and the Title as well and no "Cold Front Classic" for Bruce = "another PPV Speciality match from the twisted mind of Mr. Blank" *Thumbs up* so it's all good