Bruce Blank

LMAO now there is a stipulation! and I call opening promo (first time for everything)

On the down side I lost (dang) But on the upside I’ve been upgraded from “Trailerpark Superstar” to “Trailerpak Messiah” *thumbs up* not sure if the Pope would approve but who cares what grumpy old men think I guess I owe a member of TKO a shot at the title down the line eh? So who gets it? TORU? KOJI? Card? … Natasha Question: Poleaxed bullock? Tha hell is that? (I’ll post my match in a moment, input would be loverly – how else can I improve after all? Beating no shows only gets you so far in this game ) So I lose – but I am consoled in the knowledge that I am Mike’s Messiah, that’s almost better than winning Oh and sorry bud I guess we’ll have to come up with a new plan for Ashes 2 Ashes as the tag-title shot ain’t coming (yet) – I’m thinking something extremely brutal and bloody with the Hardcore title involved *strokes his chin in an eeeeeeevil way*

If Kane can regain his voice and lose the voice box thingie... hmmmm I've not used Blank enough to get tired off him or write repetitive matches (Well at least *I* don't think they're repetitive ) yeah I made him slow and with less stamina than an asmatic ant carrying a steamer trunk but he's got to have some weaknesses (other weaknesses includ Wham songs, showers and people who use the word "Schadenfreude" in polite conversation) Ask me in 2 months and I may change my mind and want to whip Bruce into shape as a 5'8'' 198 pound Mexican luchador - but not yet

considering BillFluffman's biggest concern is a papercut from a card he's not expected to understand anything about a true man's sport

Chris Rock would've thrown a fit being paired with Wrestling. UPN execs would assume that they have completely different markets that don't mesh together. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And you know this "fit throwing" how?? has Rock spoken out against wrestling in the past? or has he been on TNA and actually used their Nashville set and talent while filming Head of State?? so why would he "throw a fit"? he's a comedian not a shakespearean actor who'd be "insulted"

Well someone's got to play don't they? The Main Event (non-title) El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Jimmy the Doom - Luchadore is great, Doom is doomariffic... I'm not sure the arena can contain it but in the end ELM wins SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH JJ Johnson © vs. KOJI Kitano © Is Pepper spray banned from the match? if no then JJ may be in trouble, if yes then JJ takes it Bruce Blank © vs. TORU Takahara © Never call my own matches But I could personally easily use 6000 words to tell the story, 4500 almost felt like too little room to do everything I had in mind. Opening Bout Haffy vs. Manson The guy that rhymes with Daffy or Defender of all things PC in SWF?? *ponders* I'll go with the new guy

Manson "Defender of the PC in SWF"

Well since no one else seems to have started one I’ll kick this off By saying: I can’t believe I actually won and in my first main event too Good show – well 99% good Akira/Ward Que pasa my partner? It would seem that Landon’s misgivings about the W&D Vs TKO match were for nothing (and that I was right *happy dance*) And finally we get the break up of Wild and Dangerous – I kept looking for a barber shop window to pop up but maybe that’ll be the stip for a potentially awesome PPV match. In closing Woooooooooooooooooooo-hoooooooooooooo!

if we were to go with 3 teams I think that instead of just saying "look at old matches for referenecs" the creative team needs to sit down and work out a sorta profile on each commentator to help those who've never used them before otherwise you're just throwing anyone and everyone who's never used them to the wolves in a way

they might have but he meant Marc Mero

Huh? what are you on about? I just threw out an example people would get - not trying to start shit

a statement of fact? since he is oriental, he does munch on rice it's stereotypical yeah but not racist. No more racist than to say that all Brits have bad teeth and drink tea

Why not? they can exploit a weakness in you but still lose - faces look courageous if they overcome it and heels can use it as an opportunity to cheat etc. those that never lets anyone explore their weaknesses may just as well not have any - take Triple H and if you can't ever write your own character to look bad from time to time you take this game too serious - it's not (well to me) about egos and always looking like Superman. You give and you take

1) Yes he is - althought I'd replace silly with smelly... although both works but racist? Other than him being a redneck from a Trailer park in Alabama I haven't intentionally put anything racist in it or anything race related at all... I think

at least I put in an effort instead of just bitching which I could see would make me a joke - yes really and as for shutting up - the irony of your statement is so ironic and yeah of course you'd win - you're teh awezome!

Touché - can't argue with that one but that's about to end right now THank you for contributing in a positive way to my win/loss record Spikey-poo you're a humanitarian at a level not seen since "Iron" Mike Sharpe

Don't worry it's the internet - it's not supposed to be taken seriously

Wow - you're not only a lazy bastard you're also a beligerent tool the total asshole package aren't you? considering I've seen you do nothing but lose, bitch and be HANDED (not earn) a PPV main event I'm not really ready to hold my breath and wait on anything you do and promos? I thought this was a match writing fed - nothing you can do or say would ever get me to give a crap. stupid me huh? I could just have been an arrogant ass like you and risen in the fed without actually doing shit all in conclusion: must have been something HUGE that crawled up your ass and died.

Well by my calculations there are 4 shows between now and Ashes 2 Ashes for someone to build a match (not counting Lockdown) that’s not already in the process of being built I personally have no idea what I’ll be doing – twice I was told someone was interested in building a story, but well that’s kinda fizzled. I’m not sure how many of you guys know exactly what match you’re working towards at the PPV but I’ll be that at least half the fed don’t have anything definite on their plate right now. I’m very keen in building an angle with someone – anyone really, cause it’s an aspect of this game that I really enjoy. So here is a Hardcore champion asking if anyone is interested in a date at Ashes 2 Ashes? You can always shoot me a PM or post here or whatever strikes your fancy (carrier pigeon?) I can even offer you a variety of options – Hardcore title match, Tag against the Nightmare Express or … be the recipient of a very special Chop Block… of DOOM!!

Hey you know, from now to Monday is just enough time to turn into a complete spot monkey who likes his sound effects I've heard that tends to get judged favorably

Monday? well shit - good thing I saw that then

Well that's so nice Hollywood Spike Jenkins Vs El Luchadore Magnifico the only PPV world title shot LESS anticipated than Big Show Vs Big Boss Man bleh color me totally unimpressed.

You saying it's wrong or just stating a fact?

I may or may not have something on my plate for A2A depends on the outcome of Bruce/TORU (and if my partner's no show for Lockdown isn't a permanent thing or anything) And I'm not sure Bruce/Doom would work anyways - I'd want to go really comedic and that's what cost me the decission in our last singles encounter and all. but then again I figured this could be a thread for everyone who's looking for an opponent, not just little old me.

So did you even write a match? just curious