Bruce Blank

Cross? you're not talking about the guy that Axis'ed me & Nem right?

UFC been doing pretty well with that. Plus,they don't want to expose Sting's new look. Well good for UFC, this is wrestling and hype/angle building for a huge match such as this (is supposed to be) is a whole different beast.

Promo Videos doesn't make me want to buy a PPV - they just recap what's already happened that's far from enough IMO especially with it being almost ignored by two weeks of shows.

Like any good heel would

Benoit? Finlay and the Regal-Weinie!!

Which swedish website did you get these off?

Well holy shit! I was worried after the anemic Storm card but apparently it's just a cursed show cause this is an awesome super-card Note: it still says Wednsday for date, didn't you say it'd be moved to Thursday?

Here is a tip, the thinner the movelist the more stuff I just make up they can't say that they wouldn't specifically do that move since the general list is mainly a guideline and the "Signature moves" are just moves that the person likes to do the most but they can still pull out other moves, thankfully we're not the WWE where everyone is supposed to have a limited moveset So if you've exhausted the given list then 1) Man that's a short list *tisk*tisk* and B) just add something Desperation moves, reversals, something that's born out of the situation - I've never been docked for using moves not on the list and I've done that quite a lot.

Nah you can just hand them over here

I have an example of the complete opposite and it's always cracked me up Early 90ties, Piper & Vince on Superstars Out comes "Saba Simba" and Vince starts up like he's never seen him before then Piper goes "That's not Saba Simba that's Tony Atlas" and you can hear Vince scramble to cover up for it. hilarious

Because after his return from the back injury he's got very skinny chikenlegs, I mean old man chickenlegs so the chaps hide that.

Now they're just screwing with their talent - so what was it? a mistake? they meant to fire Charles Wright, screwed up and fired Marty instead? then they realized that the Godfather doesn't work for them any more? Or maybe it was a "wake up call"? If Boogeyman was fired for unprofessional conduct then whomever fired him in the first place should be fired as well - unbelievably unprofessional.

Bag’O’Feed time Drek is suspended for the use of the gun *thumbs up* hopefully he’ll see a series of asskickings as punishment So the Beverly Hills Blondes don’t like the Flaming Ones? Could be an interesting tag feud, good to see a team stay visible despite not being in a title race at the moment. Match, short, sweet and got the job done. The match leads to Black T, title challenge, dissention in the ranks, mystery, intrigue – all rolled into one segment. I’ll be interested in seeing where this is going. Next Bo pulls in all the “autonome” tag-teams in the OAOAST and sets up … erm… something terribly elaborate for next week, I’m like the king of House Rules in the SWF and even I’m a little lost. Hopefully next week will clear it up. Jamie O’Hara and PRL? Let’s just keep the handguns out of this and it’ll be enjoyable Team American squashes “Los Genericos” in very short order Reject and the Burrough Boys putting champions on notice, LOL I still can’t get past the Boys looks and think that they SHOULD play for comedy but well don’t really. Segment establishes the stable – hopefully with more to come? LOL TJ Burns says “In 45 minutes there will be an X-Division match” I guess my clock is off but I think that it’s gone past 45 minutes unless of course Burns was attacked backstage or Akira X showed up and spooked him. But the X-Champ is here, good we need to revitalize the division. Speaking of revitalizing the X-Division, my own addition to it with a bit of Latin flavour and a dark side. Ramone’s debut leads right into the Wildcards not being happy about WWE and all, long story short – Shit’s not done hitting the fan Since the last two segments were either totally my own or at least partially my own I’m a little light on comments. Man Barry Horrowitz got in more offence in his match with PRL than his entire tenure with the WWF good match though leading to more PRL/O’Hara fun. Main event time – I maked out over the appearance of Bruce & the Wildcarders, good touch and it makes Alf a double champion. There’ll be no end of his bragging now it’s good to see the six-man tag titles are being kept alive, thumbs up for that and a good TV match as well.

X-Division Match Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez Vs Space Tiger And more to come later. Side note: I've added a list of "warm bodies" to the stats thread (well I replaced the S.I.T. entry) so now we've got guys that'll actually fit in the X-Division and who are not teams since most of the "free characters" seem to be tag-teams.

I guess it was just classified then secret agent information stuff right?

No profile to prove that it wasn't how is was supposed to be written, can't dock me for it

I wish they'd go for some sort elimination rules, but I doubt it - probably be a stupid "first pin to win" thing that they love so much. That way Booker can either win and not pin either Batista or Lashley or Booker can lose without getting pinned. I can only hope for a bit more creativity than that, a four way elimination match like the IYH match you mentioned would make for a much more interesting match.

Yo Johnny!! You need to actually post a profile - either that or you appear in a pink tutu next week with limp wristed slaps and skipping around the ring as your only moves

Bump, I guess? No love for this tidbit? Could just be to maintain the trademarks for merchandising and DVD purposes, please dear god don't let it be for a DX/nWo feud

I thought the Flesher/Doom match was hilarious - and now Flesher is officially our "Grandmaster Sexay" Brian Christopher *thumbs up*

Now that sounds intriguin *strokes imaginary beard* and definitly something Bruce would either actually try to organize or be a keen participant in

Well since Helmsley said he no showed you could add the main event since I sent it to you yesterday.

None of us can be accused of that yet But hey three results (I showed, Helmsley didn't do the math even if the match isn't up) and some promos is something, heck in some parts of the country that's called "Storm" As for the Nemesis angle thing, I'm just the guy who lend him my character but I'm sure Lance will lay out what is going on and all. Score two for Disney and one for a new guy, what's there is pretty good too bad there isn't more of it yet

The debut of a character that I'm tentatively calling "Scarface Ramone" but I may come up with something else when I actually write the segment

LOL four whole times, god bless the power of exagerations