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What the hell? I haven't heard 808's and Heartbreak, but what exactly are people saying is similar to Blood on the Tracks?

I've seen that MadTV skit with the John Madden popcorn popper, and I've seen Dish Network commercials. That's my only Frank Caliendo exposure. I like the popcorn popper skit though!

Jenkins for DPOTY on the other hand, is completely worthy of being discussed. There are other guys around the league who might deserve it more, but Jenkins' name deserves to be in the conversation.

Aaaaaaand I exhale.

You know, that might have been really early for a challenge from Mangini, but it lead to a touchdown. So, yeah.

Cheech, Gio Gonzalez had a 7.68 ERA in his MLB stint this year, maybe Williams knew exactly who he was getting rid of. Faustino de los Santos is not someone I'm going to pretend I've ever heard of, though.

Ooooh, do me!

You know, for all the shit this board gives Kenny Williams..he took two prospects, turned them into Nick Swisher which lead (along with a couple other moves) to a division championship...and then turned Swisher back into a prospect. He did pretty well.

My facebook got hacked and I sent all of my friends some retarded message about how their picture is on some website that is actually nothing but a popup. Bah!

Dude, it's not even Ben-Jarvis. It's BenJarvus.

There's our ombudsman at work!

Trippy Shit, Man.

I think the Jets defense matches up really well with the Patriots offense, although missing David Harris will hurt them. A sack happy d-line should rattle a guy like Matt Cassell (this is the biggest game he's ever played in, really) and Darrelle Revis should do a great job on Randy Moss (he did last time, even in a loss). Also, BenJarvus Green-Ellis can't be good until he gets a real fucking name.

Somebody should really come up with some TSM Timelime of important events, it'd be fucking awesome. This is the first I'm hearing of almost everything mentioned in this thread. Except for the Val Venis post–that I' familiar with.

No he doesn't.

Screw you hipsters, Youth and Young Manhood is a fun rock and roll album. Having said that, no, "Sex on Fire" blows, like the rest of "Only By the Night".

I like this proposed design from that Uni Watch blog on ESPN

I'll get my votes in a little bit later, but for now I just want to point out that Incense and Peppermints vs Mr. Tambourine Man is totally the toughest match up of the first round.

People picked Minnesota to compete with KC for dead last. Gardenhire had a rookie centerfielder fill in for a perennial, traded away the best pitcher in baseball, and fielded one of the most inexperienced teams in baseball. You don't know what you're talking about. No one picked Minnesota to finish first, don't be ridiculous. Everyone picked Detroit or Cleveland. I understand why you'd pick Ozzie over Gardenhire, but to say that people picked the Twins to win the Central is some Straw Man bullshit.

Hahaha. Wanna bet, stud? Yeah, by abiding to a message board's terms of service at the time of registration, your first amendment right are in fact, not, protected.

Could you size down that star a bit? It's sorta obnoxious. Anyway, I'm not sure the Panthers are better than the Bucs, and the Skins definitely aren't either. Also, the Cardinals by virtue of playing in the NFC West are not better than the Bucs.

Darrelle Revis is fucking badass.

Have better taste in things! Also, I totally don't have 75 dollars. Oh well.

McCain's weekend update bit was fucking hysterical.

I meant to ask, where'd you get the suit and for how much?