Smartly Pretty

The baby on the cover of Nevermind's birthday is today. Happy Birthday! Every girl in your class has seen your dick.

So, I decided a few weeks ago I wanted to pay closer attention to the Mets farm system, cause it's not all that hard with all the information we have on the internet nowadays, and I might as well be informed. I came across something today I felt I wanted to share. Ike Davis, the Mets' first pick this year, has played 13 games of short season A ball. His line is as follows: .281/.276/.336. How the fuck is his on base percentage lower than his batting average? What the fuck? He's played 13 games and hasn't walked yet.

Leetch is my captain. Could I, in my right mind, not let the 1994 Conn Smyhe winner captain a team selected by a Ranger fan?

As someone who doesn't know all that much about basketball...could someone tell me what the Mid Level Exception is?

The measure of the supplement of an angle is 40 less than 3 times its complement. Find the measure of the angle, its supplement, and its complement. I'm really awful at math.

They should totally be the Oilers. That was a good suggestion. Anything with Thunder in the name is retarded. Thunder isn't even particularly frightening, just loud. Is a Thunderbird even a real fucking bird?

1.Pavement - Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain... 2.Pixies - Doolittle 3.Eminem - The Slim Shady LP 4.Raekwon - Only Built 4 Cuban Linx 5.Tullycraft Disenchanted Hearts Unite 6.The Apples in Stereo - Fun Trick Noisemaker 7.Arcade Fire - Funeral 8.The Unicorns - Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone? 9. The Strokes - Is This It? 10.Violent Femmes - Violent Femmes 11.Weezer - Weezer (The Blue Album) 12.The White Stripes - White Blood Cells 13.Regina Spektor - Soviet Kitsch 14.The Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots 15.Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah 16.CAKE - Comfort Eagle 17.Belle and Sebastian - If You're Feeling Sinister 18.Beck - Midnight Vultures 19.The Virgins - The Virgins 20.Neutral Milk Hotel - On Avery Island I've been waiting for you guys to finish so I could do that

When your boss asks you to clean bloody diarrhea off a toilet, it is at that moment you quit. You can find another crappy dead end job. One without a bathroom.

The chick from Cars Can Be Blue is ugly as shit, but I really like Cars Can Be Blue.

Apparently, his bank account is in Denver. Fuck a bunch of Ryan Smyth. Yeah, the first page should definitely say Ryan F'n Smyth.

I think you seriously over looked one Return guy, Agent, but I'm not gonna give away his name because I want to pick him ANYWAY Ruben Brown, Guard 9 Time Pro Bowl 4 Time All Pro Now my offensive line and defensive line are both completely done. They say football games are won in the trenches. If that's true I should win a lot of football games. Some facts: My offensive line collectively has 52 pro bowl appearances Jim Ringo was a 7th round pick; Rosey Brown was a 27th round pick; the three others on the line went in the top 15 of their drafts. All four of my defensive linemen won either Defensive Player of the Year Awards, or Halas trophys (awarded to the best defensive player before, I want to say 73) including Deacon Jones who won the Halas twice. The defensive line has 23 Pro Bowls collectively. If you take all four d-linemen's most sack's in a single season, you get 77. The entire New York Giants football team this year had 53. I don't have the best skill players (although I maintain that Curtis Martin is much much much better than history will ever remember him, and Marvin Harrison is an all time great) but no one is going to come up bigger in the trenches than my team.

Given: Triangle ABC with mangleA = 2x2-2x+44, mangleB = 5x2+30x+50 and mangleC = x2+20x+30. Find each angle measure and classify triangle ABC as acute, right or obtuse.

I'm glad you did that all out, because this isn't like summer school or anything, it's online school, so I had absolutely no idea how to fucking do that, but it's been on the past, like, 8 assignments. Thanks man.

John Vanbiesbrouck

Hahaha, if you'd have let my drop Peca I'd have taken Lecalvalier where I took Redden. Haha.

Wade Redden

If Nogoodnick makes up his two picks within the next 8 hours, do his missed picks go away? or if he misses another one later on is he gone?

Is Agent back yet? Do I need to pm him? Who's making his picks?

Dana Stubblefield, DT 3 time pro bowler 4 time all pro Defensive Player of the Year Defensive Rookie of the Year

Part a. Write the equation of the line that is parallel to the line 2x-3y= 0 and contains the point (6,1). Part b. Write the equation of a line that is perpendicular to the line 3x-y= -2 and contains the point (1,3).

Ok, that's cool.

Would it be particularly offensive to anyone if I dropped Michael Peca and then made a make up pick at the end of the draft or something? I'm really kicking myself over that.

Is it dense of me to say that 69 Love Songs is too fucking long? There's a lot of good shit there, that's a solid 2 hours of fucking magnetic fields right there, man. I can't handle all of that. And most of my favorite songs are spread out from disc to disc, so it's not like i can say "well i like disc x much better than all the others" and listen to that one.

I like Kinetic's. Devo! EDIT: Ravenbomb's is my first exposure to Okkervil River. I like it. Recommend me an Okkervil River album, somebody.