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    The NFL All-Time Draft.

    Tom Mack QB: Joe Namath RB: Curtis Martin FB: WR: Marvin Harrison TE: Shannon Sharpe OT: Bruce Matthews, Rosey Brown OG: Tom Mack C: Jim Ringo Defense- DE: Deacon Jones, Mark Gastineau DT: LB: Brian Urlacher CB: S: Special Teams- K: P: Coach-Bill Parcells
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    Help me with High School Geometry

    CC, you're gonna be my go to guy this summer.
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    Help me with High School Geometry

    That problem's fucking bullshit because that's clearly algebra and yeah, I'm gonna bump this thread a lot this summer
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    Help me with High School Geometry

    2.04] Write the equation of the line that passes through the points (-5, 1) and (-5,-2). Show all your work for credit.
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    TWIBsies! June 23 - June 29

    Delgado will go 0-5 in game two.
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    The NHL all-time draft

    I now have all of my wingers. Only two centermen left. One of the centermen I want I know isn't going to get picked. The other might not make it, but I won't be too bummed if I don't. I've had a defensemen on my mind for about 5 rounds now, still hasn't gone, although the pick of Quackenbush makes me think that people may start pulling defensemen out of their ass and I may lose him. Still, I think the selection of Alex Tanguay is the right way to go. Right now my shit shakes up like this. Hull-Nieuwendyk-Ovechkin The Cash Line Bathgate-MYSTERY MAN-Kovalchuk Tanguay-MYSTERY MAN-Gilbert Leetch-Seibert Murphy-Pratt Glenn Hall I like it.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    Why? When it's done right sample-based song creation can be just as artful/worthwhile/interesting as "traditional" music (cf. The Avalanche's Since I Left You, which is maybe my favorite album ever). Yeah, I understand that now. Two days ago I didn't.
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    The NFL All-Time Draft.

    Shit!
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    TWIBsies! June 23 - June 29

    No way.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    I'm with ya. They're a lot of fun. Know what else is a lot of fun? Girl Talk. I didn't think I'd be able to stomach an entire albums worth of sampling, but this is great. It's free, too, they're pulling a Radiohead.
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    The NHL all-time draft

    When I look at my team, and see who I want to fill out the rest of my lines, I feel that those guys are going to go much quicker than the guys I want to play defense, so as opposed to filling a more current need I'm going to play the best-player-on-my-board route. Ilya Kovalchuk
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    The NFL All-Time Draft.

    It's been 16 hours since MFer's pick, so that means it's me. Bill Parcells 2x AP Coach of the Year Sporting News Coach of the Year 2x Pro Football Weekly Coach of the Year Maxwell Football Club Coach of the Year 2x UPI NFL Coach of the Year 2x Super Bowl Winner 1990's all decade team Took a New York Jets team that went 1-15 in 1996 to the AFC Championship game just two years later. Turned a 2-14 Patriots team into division winners in just two seasons. Turned a 5-11 Cowboys team in to winners (and he's pretty much responsible for how good this past year's Cowboy team was). Coaching tree includes Belichick, Coughlin, Crennel, Payton, Mangini, Sparano, Weiss, and Al Groh. Yeah.
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    The NFL All-Time Draft.

    Disregard this.
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    The NHL all-time draft

    Rod Gilbert 8 Time All Star 1976 Bill Masterson Trophy Winner 1991 Lester Patrick Trophy Winner Hall of Fame class of 1982 First New York Ranger to have their number retired Rangers career goal leader (406) Rangers career point leader (1021) Tallied 5 assists in a game three different times Played in the 72 Summit Series Featured in Andy Warhol's sports painting thingy.
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    NHL Offseason Thread

    Haha, after you take Brad Park and Ken Morrow from me in the NHL All Time Draft, isn't it funny that my team nabs Del Zotto from yours in the real draft? At least I think it's sort of funny.
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    Desert Island Draft Thread

    This and The Chronic are the only albums you picked that I've heard. And is this draft really going to go by without any of you picking a Pavement record?
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    Curt Schilling: Hall of Fame?

    I say yes, if only because of how great he is in the post season. Four post season complete games, 2.23 ERA, 11-2 record. He's in.
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    The NFL All-Time Draft.

    Jim Ringo, Center
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    George Carlin dead

    He was too high on coke to perform in any sketches in the first ever SNL episode. This is a shame.
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    TWIBsies! June 23 - June 29

    Quiet you. Your team's games are broadcast everywhere in the country. I need these nationally televised games!
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    The NHL all-time draft

    Actually, I think it may be my pick. Mfer picks at 3:30 yesterday, then Gert and 909 make their makeup picks at 4:30ish, putting Nskie on the clock at 3:30 yesterday, til 3:30 am this morning, putting Treble on the clock at 3:30 am this morning til 3:30 pm today...I think it's my pick. Earl Seibert, D Every all star team from 1935 to 1944 Only player Eddie Shore wouldn't fight. Won cups with the 33 Rangers and 38 Blackhawks Killed Howie Morenz
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    The NHL all-time draft

    Nskie can pick now, been 12 hours. I think we should shorten it to 8.
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    This Week in Baseball 6/16 - 6/22

    I've only heard it in sentences like "Dude, did you know we have a word for that? Yeah, it's 'defenestrate'".
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    This Week in Baseball 6/16 - 6/22

    I've never heard anyone legitimately use the word "defenestrate" in a sentence. Wow. Congratulations.
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    The NFL All-Time Draft.

    Pleasantly surprised that Mark Gastineau made it back to me. 5 time Pro Bowler 5 time All Pro 1982 Defensive Player of the Year 1982 George Halas trophy winner (there's about 30 awards with this name, he won one of them) New York Jets all time team 100 sacks in 100 games (finished with 107.5) 22 Sacks in 1982, which was a record until Strahan broke it. Controversially I might add.
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