Smartly Pretty

Cannot recommend Tullycraft enough to anyone who isn't familiar. I don't know what defines "power pop" exactly, but Tullycraft are by all means pop.

Back to mets uniforms, fuck the black cap. The black mets cap sucks dick.

Probably because it was.

I don't know, but this jersey is better: They should use that "New York" script again, so that it matches the "Mets" script rather than the Red Sox. That's the one I want! Is that the home one? or from a different year or something?

Guys, what's the best place to buy throwback baseball jerseys? I want a Mets away jersey from 1986, and e-bay only had home. So what's the cheapest online store?

The digital short made me laugh really hard. Was there a thread last week? I meant to ask if anyone knew what the fuck was up with the Annuale skit running twice.

I had already eaten, so I didn't capitalize on the leftover pizza.

I just babysat twin 7 year old boys and their 10 year old sister from 6-11, and only came away with 20 bucks. Fuck this.

Who here speaks Spanish? I must know what Turk and Carla were saying at the end of that episode.

S L L I M C I T R U S I'm gonna figure out your name, man. Totally. Russ Cillmit is my first guess.

Mets signed Claudio Vargas. Also, John Maine looks sounds great tonight.

The Detroit Tigers won a baseball game.

Back to the Vezina really quick, I think it's a little closer than it appears. Henrik Lundqvist has a better save percentage than Nabakov (it's only .02 percentage points, so you could call them even if you'd like). Lundqvist has 4 more shutouts. Lundqvist actually faced more shots on the season, despite playing in 5 less games. Nabakov has the edge in GAA and wins, but you could argue that those have more to do with the team Nabakov plays for and not his goaltending. We're all entitled to a little homerism once in a while right?

...aaaaand the Mets record no outs on (what sounds like it was) a routine ground ball.

I'm listening to the Mets on radio. Do these Chase Utley HBP's appear intentional? I mean, seriously, three times?

I feel really good about this series. It feels like today the Rangers just sort of got a loss to the Devils out of their system. Sort of. I don't know. Regardless, Lundqvist dominates the Devils. Montreal, Pittsburgh, Washington, New York Detroit, Calgary, Minnesota, Anaheim.

I don't understand salt bagels. If you want a fucking pretzel, buy a pretzel.

That isn't really the kind of bet you can turn down. Dude's gonna ban you if he wants to.

50% of my CD's are stolen from my older brother, the other 50% I downloaded. I usually google search the album alongside "blogspot.com" which usually leads me to some asshole who has the whole cd for download on his blog. Now that I think about it, 50% of my everything is stolen from my older brother.

I've begun to question the ways you count your love. We've been holding hands now for quite long enough. Just so happens that the way to this heart of mine may seem a bit unusual so I'll lay it on the line: You can sodomize me, get behind and ride me, stuff your cock inside me, proceed to fuck me blindly. You might think I'm dirty if I let you have your way, that's the way boys and girls have been raised to play. If you can't control yourself in saying something more, I can think of things to do with that mouth of yours. You can eat me out with that dirty mouth, throw me on the couch, do it, then get out. We don't have to do anything...if you don't want...we can just look into each others eyes...and masturbate...2,3,4! I promise not to take from you without me giving back. Love is love is love is love, but this just isn't that. Take a shower when you're done, but this won't wash away. If you keep me satisfied I might let you stay. I will suck you off, choke me with your cock, blow it on my face, your load I wanna taste.

...It's not done more often because if the ball is hit to the pitcher in left field you're fucked.

Pixies and Pavement are 1 and 2, but then I get stuck.

I love a playoff matchup against the Devils. Lundqvist plays his best against the Devils, seemingly.

I get away from the internet for a day or two, and everyone's changed their username. I'm confused.

Why the hell is John Maine the Mets #4? He's the second best pitcher on the team.