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I get away from the internet for a day or two, and everyone's changed their username. I'm confused.

Why the hell is John Maine the Mets #4? He's the second best pitcher on the team.

Facebook. It's cleaner and tidier, even with all the applications.

That's so awesome.

It's Rudy and it's not even close. Miracle hasn't been mentioned, but that was good. What the hell? Wikipedia tells me Rudy was ranked the 24th best sports movie of all time by ESPN. How the fuck is that even possible? What the hell was ahead of it, Mr. 3000? EDIT: Oh, the list is two posts above me...how about that. Still, that's retarded.

See, I've always thought the cheesecake was fantastic but everything else was ok at best.

Smues maybe?

AL East 1.Sox 2.Rays (Wild Card. Might as well, right?) 3.Yankees 4.Blue Jays 5. 6.Orioles The Rays pitching is going to carry them far, and the Red Sox just have too many returning players not to win the division. AL Central 1.Indians 2.Tigers 3.Royals 4.White Sox 5.Twins The Twins don't have much left, especially if Liriano doesn't come back as good as he was, so they'll probably finish last. Indians pitching is pretty deep, and I think adding Dontrelle Willis is actually going to hurt Detroits rotation. He's only going to get worse with a move to the AL. AL West 1.Mariners 2.Angels 3.Oakland 4.Texas The Mariners were pretty close last year until the last couple of weeks, and adding Erik Bedard to the rotation makes them so much better. It'll be close though. NL East 1.Mets 2.Phils 3.Nationals 4.Braves 5.Marlins The Mets pitching is going to be great, and I honestly think John Maine is going to be great this year and would be considered an ace anywhere else. I think the Braves pitching is going to fall apart. I don't think Smoltz can keep pitching like this as he gets older, Tom Glavine sucks, Hampton will be out for the year by May. Hudson will be good, but that's it. NL Central 1.Cubs 2.Milwaukee 3.Cincinatti 4.St. Louis 5.Pittsburgh 6.Houston I don't really know. Seriously, I don't really know. NL West 1.Dodgers 2.Diamondbacks (wild card) 3.Padres 4.Rockies 5.Giants Diamondbacks 1-2 punch of Webb and Haren is frightening. The Dodgers have all the right pieces. I'm not sold on the Rockies pitching staff. Giants can't hit worth a lick, which is a shame, because on paper their pitching staff is pretty solid.

You also seem to be more of the kid with the disease, not the one arm wrestling him. zing and stuff.

Maaaaaan I can't wait.

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Cheesecake is delicious. What's everybody's take on the cheesecake factory though?

I ran my 5th period teacher some errands today in hopes that tomorrow she'll let me hang out in her room the first couple periods of the day watching Sox/A's. I wake up pretty early anyway, so I'll catch the first couple innings, but then when I have to leave for school I'm sort of fucked.

Piss up a rope. I can't follow that up.

When I can't find a song, I find the artists last.fm page, find the song, find the songs top listeners, and ask one of them to e-mail it to me. they think you're a little weird but no one's ever said no.

Everybody in. Now!

When I was in the 5th grade I played the Cello. Next year I was like "wow, this is lame" and switched to bass. Been playing that ever since. A couple years after that I picked up the guitar. I'm pretty bad at both of them.

But having said that, they were very funny with each other. They used to have a lot of laughs. They had these long bus journeys and they'd get stoned and talk to each other and they interacted very well. Fool The World: The Oral History of a Band Called Pixies.

Chocolate and Cheese > The Mollusk

Lisa Leslie was fucking nethanging on that dunk, too.

Not really. Cream Soda or Root Beer?

"All Wal-mart is good for is watching obese women beat up their kids."

The visual of Vlade Divac selling meth out of a Corolla is awesome.

There's a joke to be made about the mile high club, but i can't get it together.