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I think they'll pick up a wide-out, because they kind of have no one.

I'd actually like to see Washington get some more touches.

I think the Jets are actually set at linebacker. While Vilma was out, David Harris kicked total ass, and for some reason I'm a fan of Hobson, and I'm alright with Robertson at Nose Tackle. If that guy from Virginia is avalible, I'd be ok with that pick, but I think the O-line and quarterback are more pressing needs. Re: McFadden. I'd definitely love to have McFadden, but there are smarter picks.

Hey, the year is over for half of us. (Actually, I guess this isn't true, because 75% of us are pats fans) You really wouldn't like to have Matt Ryan, Mags? Kellen Clemens is by no means the answer at quarterback. Now the only way I see us landing him is if Kansas City still thinks Brodie Croyle is the way to go. And even then, why would the Falcons pass up on him? Brian Brohm is the next best option, and 6 would be a bit too high to take him. Actually, there's an idea. Trade down, pick up Brohm and then an offensive linemen.

Will there even be a Yankee Stadium during next years hockey season?

Is it too early to start a Draft thread?

Jacksonville is a terrible sports city. I really like living here, but there's no reason to put sporting events here, because we just don't fucking go. Granted, this was Texas Tech vs Virginia, but it's still a bowl game.

I don't think you know how hard it is to fail the FCAT.

You're really dumb.

Know what's really funny? facebook groups with the intention of being gigantic that amount to no members. I wanted to see if there was a group for Darko Milicic's "I will also fuck his daughter" rant, and along the way came across "1,000,000 Grizzlies fans", a group that falls short of its goal by 999,993 people.

My mom was all "save money on christmas" so what I did was use Appleworks to illustrate her life, and then I put all the apple works paintings in a slide show and then narrated it. It's sort of cute. Got my dad a 10 dollar gift certificate to Burger King why the fuck not? I got my 6 year old sister a Spongebob bingo/dominoes game. Wanted to get her guess who, but that shit's 15 bucks. How the fuck can you charge 15 bucks for slips of cardboard between plastic? Nonsense I say. Younger brother I got "Comfort Eagle" by Cake, because I realized a couple weeks ago that Cake are a band he would really enjoy. Older brother I got I Am America (and so can you), and I wrote something on the inside, but I forget what.

He went to our local catholic high school. I thought that was relevant for some reason.

haha.

Up it anyway, plz.

I don't actually know who this girl is. She is pretty though.

First name: Harry Last name: I'd rather not. Old Smarkboard name: I don't even think I was alive for the old Smarkboard. Age: 15, 16 a month from now From: Bergen County, New Jersey, but I live in Jacksonville Florida now. Music genre: "Well you can keep the punk rock, ska, rap, and house, fuck me, I'm twee!" Fav drug: Don't do them. Fav alcholic drink: Only gotten drunk once. Beer is kind of cool. I had some of that iced tea stuff, and that was, like, delicious, but I think drinking it makes me a giant pussy. Fav movie: Anchorman. Fav wrestler: My school's wrestling team just got disbanded for hazing. How rad is that? Fav series of mtches: Pfffft. Brand of cigarettes: Don't smoke. Fav site (wrestling or not): Facebook Newsletter subscriber?: No. fav writer: Chuck Klosterman. Or Mario Puzo. Who promises the most?: Miracle Blade Knife Set guy. Who promises the least: I don't promise much. WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: WWF? Best international match you've ever seen: I don't know, I haven't watched wrestling in a long time. Past post count title: Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi! Fav poster: Milky's pretty dope. Alkeiper is up there. Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!): I don't know names, I just enter phrases into limewire. Fav wrestling bitch: Stacy Keibler always seemed nice. What piece/s do you recommend to the newcomers?: I think I sort of am a newcomer.

Yeah, we can talk about this now, right? Holy shit these last two episodes were amazing.

Has anybody else noticed Cowboy13012 is giving Marvin a run for his money at biggest homer on the board?

Does somebody who's not following the game on an nfl.com gamecast want to tell me why brad smith keeps coming in? Pennington is actually playing pretty well (it looks like anyway).

Sound of Silver Every Scene Needs a Center Graduation Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga Neon Bible I think Neon Bible is only a dissapointment in comparison to Funeral. Funeral was just so awesome that Neon Bible was bound to fall short of it. I still enjoyed it a ton. Also, I don't really have an ear for rap, and I can't actually gauge who's talented and not, but I really like Kanye West. Like, a lot.

Czech's post about secular Christmas is my favorite Czech post of all time. 100% accurate. I went to Publix today, and I gave the salvation army lady my change, and she wished me a "Happy Holidays". As she did this, a woman walking into the store yelled at her and shouted "It's CHRISTMAS!". Now, I know Chanukkah's over, and I have no idea when Kwanzaa is, but that's painfully rude. This woman takes time out of her day to do charity work for a nice organization, and you need to find a way to yell at her? I wish I had said something, but I didn't. Oh, and Jingus, question, I thought that early Christians celebrated Jesus' birth around the solstice so that it wouldn't appear they were celebrating Jesus' birth. Or something. I don't really know anything, I think someone told me that once though.

"contend with us" is dumber, but I voted for the Uribe interference play anyway. I felt it needed some representation.

Why? There's no obvious front-runner and if he plays a full year, he's the top choice. Edit: Obviously I'm talking about Jeter...not Marlon Anderson (Is that Marlon Anderson?). Marlon Anderson has kind of never been on the yankees.

Either the boards will crash with everyone trying to make the 100,000th thread, or no one will give a shit and it will end up being Smackdown spoilers or something.

Has Rocco's modern life in his signature.