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Jack Wilson's never been anywhere else. 6 Years long term?

those coverage maps never cease to remind me what a pathetic city Jacksonvile Florida is.

Does anyone else find it funny Cougar Mellencamp plays a song called "Small Town" in INDIANAPOLIS during pre game?

I'm beginning to get a feel for where Czech fit in at school, and it's somewhere near the first chair. EDIT: That was a symphony joke, not a "first row of desks" joke. Just wanted to make that clear.

I didn't realize that my name would be the display name thing. I'm the random bunch of letters.

is that two homers in the same inning for A-rod? only paying attention through gamecast.

That's awesome.

I think maybe you're overreacting. It's a game. Everyone here would agree that The Mets come before FinalFantasyTeamIV or the A's come before RichieSexonalFantasy, fantasy sports are just something people do for fun. Wanting ESPN to shut up about it is warranted, but past that who gives a shit.

I do one football league per season and one baseball league. It's really just another way of keeping interest in games that otherwise bear no relevance. Without Brian Bannister, why the fuck would I care about The Kansas City Royals?

Do you remember a couple years ago, when a twins player (I think it was Torii Hunter, can't really remember, which is the point) was taking his time outside the batters box, and the umpire called play ball anyway, and then the pitcher threw a ball a foot out of the zone, and he was called out on strikes? Do you happen to remember the name of the umpire in this story I've done a poor job telling?

I usually go with sound. The Strokes have a pretty indie sound, however they're really pretty sucessful, so calling them independent is retarded, but I do it anyway. I don't know. Ra Ra Riot is my indie band of the moment. I realize no one cares though, cause the thread i made went not unnoticed so much as unacknowledged. I'm going to pretend you're nodding all your heads though.

"Tis was" Pardon?

I feel like such a goddamn nerd when I see the 4chan part of that picture and smile a little bit.

getting along, can't we, all, etc.

The essays just constantly make me smile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcDLdP4dZdY I like this

3,000 strikeouts for Pedro Martinez. 3kk if you will.

Pedro's off to a rocky start. hopefully he'll recover.

"Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs" by Chuck Klosterman.

You're still doing this? dude, no one gives a fuck.

that Avenged Sevenfold video, Seize the Day is so bad it's hilarious. absolutely mother fucking hilarious. he solos over his dead girlfriends corpse. I was actually just talking about this video with JJ Johnson a couple hours ago. Buddy Holly was an awesome video, on the other side of things.

"when i was your age, Pluto was a planet!" we have old people trumped forever.

Brian Lawrence optioned to AAA, Endy Chavez activated, if anyone cares.

Have you heard the new Arctic Monkeys album?

I'm being told from my official Detroitian sources that Rudy Guliani is in the Tigers announce booth. not the Yes network booth or the espn one, but the tigers booth. Bizarre.