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Side dishes 1.Rice 2.Baked Potatoes (FUCK mashed potatoes) 3.Small portions of pasta 4.Vegetables in general 5.French Fries.

Jordan got charged for underage drinking I thought you could drink at 18 in Canada?

Have I missed the cheesecake factory discussion? Because I need to add that the vanilla bean cheesecake is one of the greatest food items ever made.

Also, GENESIS IN JERSEY. BOOK IT.

They seem to have switched from Hitler to Jesus. If there was any scitentific evidence to support Jesus being a nazi, History Channel would have a field day.

Since I left the fed has been significantly lacking in "Protect Ya Neck" by Wu-tang clan. It should be the theme.

Make one that says Ra Ra Riot fan in whatever color you feel makes it look cool.

that might be the lamest thing I've ever done.

Am I allowed to ask someone to be my signature? Is that not allowed? Are there rules for well-likedness to have someone be your signature?

Kevin Steen sucks dick. We could take his spot away.

My toaster makes awful toast.

He's excellent. People are too negative.

Hey, someone who's been following more closely than I, has Gabe booked Sterling James Keenan as of late? I never understood why he was never a consistent name in ROH.

Pasta salad. Really an underrated food. Especially a tortelini based pasta salad. Delicious.

I've always wanted to name a band Whoremoans.

Anyone ever heard of them? I think they're really pretty good. They kind of remind me of the Arcade Fire, and they really emphasize the violin and the cello (at least I think it's a cello. It doesn't really have a body, just a neck). Also, I think their pretty big Pavement fans, too, cause their drummer drowned, like, last month. That's got a pretty cool cover of Kate Bush's hounds of love, and one of their songs which is pretty good. I really like them.

This is kinda out there, but since we're talking about long trips and I-95 kind of a little bit, you know those signs for South of the Border? Has anyone ever been there? That place looks awesome.

http://discowitch.ytmnd.com/

I covered the release of this book because I work for the newspaper. Let me tell ya, you were a real stick in the mud if you missed this party...

If you go to disney world don't expect to eat food. At all.

Who was the ref that tossed Tim Duncan for no reason? He'd be my first guess as to someone fixing games.

the past couple weeks I've been saying "Ginger balls" and "dick meeting" in a new zealndish (new lealandee?) accent and I've yet to stop laughing.

I just got back from the warped tour. They had a wrestling ring. I think it was sponsored by AAA, but still, it was at a fucking concert.