Smartly Pretty

I recently started collecting records, and I can't find a copy of Crooked Rain...anywhere. There's one on ebay but it's a 1st pressing so it's some batshit insane amount of money. Maybe I'll stumble upon it one day at a garage sale. I'd like to add "Gold Soundz", "Unfair", "Trigger Cut: Wounded Kite at :17" and "In The Mouth of a Desert" to Inc's above list.

Koab like it rhymes with "probe". Then "Sm-yooz"

Since he's destroying me, I figured I might as well point out my favorite KOAB post, just barely from 2008.

I brought this up last year, but it's relevant again because Kinetic said no one has ever been mistaken for Matt Young. I used to confuse Matt Young and Kinetic all the time. I guess because they're both skinny white guys? I wasn't really paying as much attention back then.

And you're correct. But Glen Sather has to keep in mind that there's hardly a player availible that really puts the Rangers over the top, and so giving up too much for anyone is unwise. And Rocket, you're pretty wrong. Staal and Dan Girardi have been the Rangers best defensmen this year.

And the Rangers would go with another player. I hardly know who's on the market. The Rangers really fucked themselves by handing Rosival and Redden giant bags of money. That was not smart.

I'd give him Dawes, Korpikoski, the rights to Egveny Grachev and a first. Any more than that and we'd be in danger of fucking up this season as well as seasons that haven't happened yet.

I find it amusing that the TSM hockey fans all feel the need to stick together.

Venk over Dandy - A lot of people will vote for Venk for a variety of reasons, but let's start with the obvious: Ghostbusters avatar. Inc over EHME - Hometown pride! Byron the Bulb over Cheech - Byron likes Titus Andronicus, so that's already cool, and sometimes Cheech's whole jr. mod schtick can be a little annoying (no offense, I still like ya Cheech) Slayer over Ortonsault - Hell if I know who Ortonsault is. Kinetic over Snuffbox - I'm the sunshine of his life! How cool is that? Canadian Chris over Matt Young - Hockey fan seniority. Bored over Mellow - I feel like Bored's love of baseball is sometimes overlooked Edwin MacPhisto over Fazzle - Edwin is fucking awesome. Smartly Pretty over KOAB - Tell me how my ass taste. Smues over Mattdotcom - Smues lives in Alaska. On purpose. Vote! Pbone over Kamala - The toughest one so far! I like you guys! Pbone because "At Home" comes before "King Kamala" alphabetically. Agent of Oblivion over Alkepier - Sorry Al, but in the end, you're a Phillies fan. I wouldn't normally be like that, but you guys just won the World Series Kreese over Canadian Guitarist - Maybe it's unfair of me to say this, but with all of the "Canadian____" posters, I get them all mumble jumbled and they begin to lose a bit of their identity with me. Treble over Black Lushus - Treble really is one of the funniest guys we have. Milky over 909- I liked hearing about your childhood those couple of times in the ask Milky thread. I've also told some of my friends a story about "a guy i know" walking into a dentist's office and requesting teeth to be removed. That's a cool story. Vitamin X over Lord of the Curry - VX once gave me some advice on where to go to college in a chat. I completely forget what he said to me and in what context, but still, that's pretty nice of him, ya know.

Ryan Callahan is turning into the Rangers' most consistent scoring option, which is cool because I really like him, but at the same time, Ryan Callahan? I wonder what it would take to pry Kovalchuk away.

Not to backtrack this discussion or anything but as far as rookies go, every time I turn around it seems Bobby Ryan scored a goal.

I had Ra Ra Riot over for dinner last April. The violinist dated my brother for a bit. They're super cool. Fucking hilarious bunch of people.

The whole kid thing was just batshit retarded. We hardly see the kid!

Venk Bigolsmitty Inc EHME Byron Brooklyn Zoo Slayer Thoth Kinetic Snuffbox Matt Young Pirate Ship sex Mellow Bored Edwin Fazzle Still Fly (gotta play my matchup, loooooool) Smartly Pretty Barron Max Kamala Pbone Alkeiper Agent Kreese Glasscock Treble Lushus Milky 909 VX Godthedog

How, um, unorthodox.

The Florida Times-Union ran a story today where they proclaimed Tim Tebow the eight greatest college football player ever. What a load of shit. The Florida Times-Union is an awful paper.

Wait, a pterodactyl isn't a dinosaur? Can someone define dinosaur for me? What's a pterodactyl if not a dinosaur? I'm not in this draft or anything, but this sounds kinda interesting.

TWILIGHT ZONE MARATHON

Oh please. I've had to deal with two Mets collapses, a Jets collapse and the New York Knicks the last two years.

I thought that was kind of the idea.

The JewZA. Method Mench?

"The funny thing about my back..."

Frogg Neal gets a giant MS paint monster named Neal, pictured here.

Winning Comeback Player of the Year twice is kind of funny. Pennington might be the best player never named to a Pro Bowl.

We're done? I as gonna pick Flight of the Concords. shit.