Smartly Pretty

No idea who the first person is, nor the third. And in regards to Britney Spears, after watching that Vh1 special, I have a feeling she's actually a pretty nice lady who's just kinda fucked up.

Man, nobody wants to hang out with Smartly Pretty. Don't you guys wanna meet my hot high school friends? You know, you keep getting older but they stay the same age. Or something like that. I've never actually seen that movie.

I like Los Campesinos! a bunch and I'm going to see them with Titus Andronicus (BERGEN COUNTY PRIDE) this January. nyah nyah.

Twisted Intestine gets... Turkey Soda!

Stephen Lynch and then to make up for the one I missed last time I'll take Christian Finnegan.

I wish I had a copy of that photo without a stupid caption, but I got it from an old friend and he had already added the stupid caption. The kid behind me with the eyes closed was a good friend. He once got me to cry over a game of 4 square. We subsequently took French together in middle school and routinely had to stay after school. The teacher would make us write letters to her explaining our poor behavior in class, and we would write the most overly-written sarcastic letters we could, and she either didn't care or didn't catch on. That was kind of fun.

Inc, we should chill sometime. Where in Jacksonville do you live?

Gimmie the original every time.

This was the weakest season, but still totally awesome. Can't wait for season 4. I love Dexter's interaction with George King.

Milky, you bastard. should have snagged Oswalt sooner. LIKE A VAGINA Kyle Cease

Amnesia Glasscock. Two skinny white guys throwin' punches.

I just ironed a shirt. I didn't even burn it! Shower me with praise.

I think Pbone and I would get along pretty well.

I've never heard a remark like that sooooo blown out of proportion.

It's Hedberg btw. “Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ballgown.” Demetri Martin

No.

If I just press "2" my microwave immediately starts and cooks for 2 minutes.

I've always liked Ty Wigginton. It's a shame he can't find a consistent spot somewhere. David Wright swooped in and took his job with the Mets, then Evan Longoria with the Rays. It'd break my heart to see that guy with the Phils!

If these Marquis-to-the-Mets rumors don't die down the Mets rotation might not look so hot.

I'll do it, though I'm not sure I'd be particularly good at this.

Igawa's a top prospect, right.

Let 'em fight for it in spring training, I say.

Aw, we also gave up Ezequiel Carera. I love that guy!

Parnell/Stokes in the 7th, Putz in the 8th, K-Rod in the 9th has me pretty confident. I'll never call the bullpen a strength on the Mets for the rest of my life, but...well it looks good. Maybe Omar can acquire a starter now.

I'd take that in a heartbeat.