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1. The scumbag owner of this place sold the board to an intersexed hacker. 2. Said intersexed person, who has hacked the board multiple times, stolen accounts, flooded it with gay porn, when questioned, claims it is all a BIG CONSPIRACY. 3. The owner deleted multiple PM's from member's inboxes, claiming these private messages are spam. 4. The above mentioned, pseudo-Christian scumbag is now banning all those who question his increasingly erratic, robot-having-a-meltdown rule. If you could resolve these issues, that would be great. k thx

Douche Nozzle eh?

Diaz is hunting Diesel down as we speak.

Thousands of years of civilization, and the best the Hellenes can come up with is goldengreek? Makes you wonder how the whole "Western Civilization" thing ever happened. goldengreek.

I'd go back 15 minutes before that, and warn COOS. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

I'd like you to take my previous suggestions under consideration, 909. Anyway: goldengreek enigma

Didn't Jason Segel do a dead-on Andre impression in Knocked Up?

My Dad. Alcoholic, womanizing scumbag; cheated on my mom a bunch of times and made growing up really difficult when he would waste money on booze or whatever stupid thing he thought was a good idea in a drunken haze. Spent two years throwing down challenges in court to avoid spousal and child support-claimed that, amongst other things, I wasn't in school and that my mom made $80,000 a year (She is self-employed as a freelance book-keeper, and nets around 25k); He makes $120,000 a year. After my mom finally won in court, it was discovered that he owed the federal government $21,000 in back taxes, and we wouldn't see a dime until it got paid off. My sisters love the guy to death.

I was dead serious about that post. I want blood.

That seems kinda harsh for someone like AmDrag Fan, or cabbageboy who have done nothing to warrant bans. I say stick with the original rule, whoever wins gets banned... Maybe the runner-up gets a suspension. Cabbageboy and AmDrag better hope for 4th place then.

4th place: Suspension from offending folders 3rd Pace: 100 post countdown to banning 2nd place: Immediate ban. 1st Place: Your entire existence on this board is purged, ala 1984.

This.

I'll do it.

Kryptonite Krunch?! Awesome.

Alright, you know what? Barney Gumble Stephen "Dr. Venkman PhD" Grey

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Toad the Wet Bracket Salt-N-Pepa- "Whatta Man" Beck- "Loser" Montell Jordan- "This Is How We Do It" Goo Goo Dolls- "Iris" The Breeders- "Cannonball" Snoop Doggy Dogg- "Gin and Juice" Kris Kross- "Jump" Deee-Lite- "Groove Is In The Heart" Jamiroquai- "Virtual Insanity" Warren G. (feat. Nate Dogg)- "Regulate" Notorious B.I.G. (feat. Puff Daddy and Mace)- "Mo Money Mo Problems" L.L. Cool J- "Mama Said Knock You Out" Fiona Apple- "Criminal" Weezer- "Buddy Holly" U2- "One" Jay Z- "Can I Get A..." Give Me One Region To Stay Here Nirvana- "Heart Shaped Box" Blink 182- "Dammit" Blur- "Girls and Boys" Stone Temple Pilots- "Interstate Love Song" Smashing Pumpkins- "Today" Seal- "Kiss From A Rose" The Cranberries- "Linger" No Doubt- "Spiderwebs" Alanis Morissette- "You Oughta Know" Green Day- "Basket Case" Oasis- "Wonderwall" R.E.M.- "Losing My Religion" Chumbawumba- "Tubthumping" Tom Cochrane- "Life Is A Highway" Third Eye Blind- "Semi-Charmed Life" Blind Melon- "No Rain" 2 Legit Bracket TLC- "Waterfalls" Soundgarden- "Black Hole Sun" MC Hammer- "U Can't Touch This" Skee-Lo- "I Wish" Naughty By Nature- "O.P.P." DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince- "Summertime" 2Pac- "California Love" The Fugees- "Killing Me Softly With His Song" Dr. Dre (feat. Snoop Doggy Dogg)- "Nuthin But A G Thang" Barenaked Ladies- "One Week" Beastie Boys- "Sabotage" Spin Doctors- "Two Princes" Offspring- "Self Esteem" Eagle-Eye Cherry- "Save Tonight" Semisonic- "Closing Time" Red Hot Chili Peppers- "Under The Bridge" Damn! I Wish I Was Your Bracket Radiohead- "Creep" Outkast- "Rosa Parks" Pearl Jam- "Evenflow" New Radicals- "You Get What You Give" Pras (ft. Maya & ODB)- "Ghetto Superstar" Sinead O'Connor- "Nothing Compares 2 U" Nada Surf- "Popular" Faith No More- "Epic" Guns N Roses- "November Rain" Lisa Loeb- "Stay (I Missed You)" Everclear- "Santa Monica" Ben Folds Five- "Brick" Garbage- "Only Happy When It Rains" Gin Blossoms- "Hey Jealousy" Foo Fighters- "Everlong"

Penicillin, mild lactose intolerance, and an allergy to cats and dogs when I was a kid.

Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region 1. Goldengreek 5. theone 3. YKRG 2. TaigaStar Most Likely Homosexual Region 1. Cabbageboy 5. EricMM 3. AmDragFan 2. bob_barron BUTT Fuck Stupid Region 1. RoHo 4. Chazz 3. Jingus 2. Marvin The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region 1. EHME 5. Porter 3. Y2Jerk 2. Enigma

Hooray!

Roho is PongKong.