Burning Pirate Ship Sex

NOTHING

HE'S A BEAST Yes, KOAB. He is also a Dog, and a motherfucking problem.

EHME Canadian Dragon Enigma Bob Barron GoldenGreek The entire WWE folder regulars, minus the good ones I also propose that we name the tournament "The MarvinisaLunatic Memorial Worst Poster Tournament"

I nominate mellow on the condition that he reciprocally nominates me. We could rule the folder with an iron fist!

Against the US dollar? Not really. Against the Pound or Euro? Somewhat.

This thread only had three possible answers, and they've all been named.

The wallet's mine, Roach Man.

TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL!

Hammer Time Tool Time

SAPP TIME!

This is a thread to post visual aides of things or people various TSM personalities remind you of. I'll begin: Incandenza Pbone Marvin

I nominate myself for WWE Folder Mod

Broke my arm when I was five and had surgery to reset it. That's it.

The Jam

Countries: US, Ireland, Scotland States: New York, New Hampshire, Maine, Vermont, Michigan Massachusetts, Ohio, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia, Florida, Arizona, California, Texas. Provinces: Quebec, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, PEI Best Country: Scotland Worst: America Best State: Maine Worst: Georgia Best Province: Quebec Worst: New Brunswick

Rice should be replaced by Gov. Kenny Blankenship I mean, come on! He's always right!

July 15th 1273 - Ewostatewos, Ethiopian monk and religious leader (d. 1352) 1353 - Vladimir the Bold, Russian prince (d. 1410) 1471 - Eskender, Emperor of Ethiopia (d. 1494) 1553 - Archduke Ernest of Austria (d. 1595) 1573 - Inigo Jones, English architect (d. 1652) 1606 - Rembrandt, Dutch artist (d. 1669) 1631 - Jens Juel, Danish diplomat (d. 1700) 1704 - August Gottlieb Spangenberg, German religious leader (d. 1792) 1737 - Princess Louise-Marie of France, daughter of king Louis XV (d. 1787) 1779 - Clement Clarke Moore, American educator, author, and poet (d. 1863) 1796 - Thomas Bulfinch, American mythologist (d. 1867) 1808 - Henry Edward Cardinal Manning, English Catholic archbishop (d. 1892) 1812 - James Hope-Scott, English barrister (d. 1873) 1837 - Stephanie of Hohenzollern-Sigmaringen, queen of Portugal (d. 1859) 1848 - Vilfredo Pareto, Italian economist and sociologist (d. 1923) 1851 - Eduardo Gutiérrez, Argentinian author (d. 1889) 1850 - Mother Cabrini, Italian-born Catholic saint (d. 1917) 1864 - Marie Tempest, English singer and actress (d. 1942) 1865 - Wilhelm Wirtinger, Austrian mathematician (d. 1945) 1870 - Vladimir Dmitrievich Nabokov, Russian publisher and politician (d. 1922) 1871 - Kunikida Doppo, Japanese writer (d. 1908) 1892 - Walter Benjamin, German literary critic and writer (d. 1940) 1894 - Tadeusz Sendzimir, Polish-American engineer and inventor (d. 1989) 1899 - Seán Lemass, Irish leader (d. 1971) 1902 - Jean Rey, Belgian politician and President of the European Commission (d. 1983) 1903 - Kumaraswami Kamaraj, Indian politician (d. 1975) 1904 - Rudolf Arnheim, German-born author (d. 2007) 1905 - Dorothy Fields, American librettist and lyricist (d. 1974) 1906 - Rudolf "Rudi" Uhlenhaut, German automotive engineer and test driver (Mercedes Benz) (d. 1989) 1911 - Edward Shackleton, English explorer (d. 1994) 1913 - Cowboy Copas, American country singer (d. 1963) 1913 - Dorothy Schwartz, American violinist (d. 2007) 1913 - Abraham Sutzkever, Yiddish language poet and memoirist. 1914 - Akhtar Hameed Khan, pioneer of Microcredit in developing countries (d. 1999) 1914 - Hammond Innes, English writer (d. 1998) 1914 - Howard Vernon, Swiss actor (d. 1996) 1918 - Bertram N. Brockhouse, Canadian physicist, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 2003) 1919 - Iris Murdoch, Irish writer (d. 1999) 1921 - Robert Bruce Merrifield, American chemist, Nobel Prize laureate 1921 - Henri Colpi, French film director (d. 2006) 1922 - Leon M. Lederman, American physicist, Nobel Prize laureate 1925 - Philip Carey, American actor 1926 - Driss Chraïbi, Moroccan author 1926 - Leopoldo Galtieri, Argentine dictator (d. 2003) 1928 - Carl Woese, American microbiologist 1929 - Charles Anthony, American tenor 1930 - Jacques Derrida, French philosopher (d. 2004) 1930 - Stephen Smale, American mathematician 1930 - Richard Garneau, French Canadian sports journalist 1931 - Clive Cussler, American author 1932 - Ed Litzenberger, Canadian ice hockey player 1933 - Julian Bream, English guitarist and lutenist 1933 - Guido Crepax, Italian comics artist (d. 2003) 1934 - Harrison Birtwistle, English composer 1934 - Risto Jarva, Finnish filmmaker (d. 1977) 1935 - Donn Clendenon, baseball player (d. 2005) 1935 - Ken Kercheval, American actor 1935 - Alex Karras, American football player and actor 1936 - George Voinovich, American politician, senior senator of Ohio 1938 - Ernie Barnes, American artist and football player 1938 - Barry Goldwater Jr., American politician 1939 - Aníbal Cavaco Silva, President of Portugal and former Prime Minister 1939 - Patrick Wayne, American actor 1941 - Denis Héroux, French Canadian film director and producer 1942 - Mil Máscaras, Mexican professional wrestler 1943 - Jocelyn Bell Burnell, Irish astrophysicist 1944 - Millie Jackson, American singer 1944 - Jan-Michael Vincent, American actor 1945 - Jürgen Möllemann, German politician (d. 2003) 1946 - Linda Ronstadt, American singer 1946 - Hassanal Bolkiah, Sultan of Brunei 1947 - Peter Banks, British guitarist (Yes) 1948 - Alicia Bridges, American singer 1948 - Artimus Pyle, American drummer (Lynyrd Skynyrd) 1949 - Carl Bildt, Swedish politician 1949 - Trevor Horn, British music producer 1950 - Colin Barnett, Australian politician 1950 - Arianna Huffington, Greek-born newspaper columnist 1951 - Jesse Ventura, professional wrestler and former Governor of Minnesota 1952 - Johnny Thunders, American musician (d. 1991) 1952 - Terry O'Quinn, American actor 1952 - Judy McGrath, American television executive 1953 - Jean-Bertrand Aristide, former President of Haiti 1953 - John Denham, British politician 1954 - Mario Kempes, Argentine football player 1956 - Ian Curtis, British musician (d. 1980) 1956 - Barry Melrose, Canadian hockey player, coach, and commentator 1956 - Marky Ramone, American musician (Ramones) 1956 - Joe Satriani, American guitarist 1956 - Wayne Taylor, South African race car driver 1958 - Gary Heale, former professional English soccer player 1958 - Mac Thornberry, American politician 1959 - Vincent Lindon, French actor 1959 - Shep Pettibone, American record producer 1960 - Kim Alexis, American supermodel and actress 1960 - Willie Aames, American actor 1961 - Lolita Davidovich, Canadian-born actress 1961 - Jean-Christophe Grangé, French writer and screenwriter 1961 - Scott Ritter, UN weapons inspector in Iraq 1961 - Forest Whitaker, American actor 1962 - Steve Brown, American darts player 1963 - Steve Thomas, Canadian ice hockey player 1963 - Brigitte Nielsen, Danish-born actress 1965 - David Miliband, British politician 1966 - Jason Bonham, English drummer; son of John Bonham 1966 - Irène Jacob, French-born Swiss actress 1967 - Adam Savage, American actor 1968 - Eddie Griffin, American comedian 1968 - Stan Kirsch, American actor 1971 - Danijela, Croatian singer 1972 - Scott Foley, American actor 1972 - Beth Ostrosky, American model 1973 - John Dolmayan, Lebanese-born drummer (System of a Down) 1973 - Brian Austin Green, American actor 1974 - Chris Taylor, Australian comedian, member of The Chaser 1974 - Chot Ulep, Filipino musician 1975 - Kara Drew, An American professional wrestler better known as Cherry 1975 - Ben Pepper, Australian basketball player 1976 - Diane Kruger, German actress and former fashion model 1977 - Kitana Baker, American model (Miller Light Catfight commercial) 1977 - Faraz Anwar, Pakistani guitarist (Mizraab) 1977 - Lana Parrilla, American actress 1977 - Andre Nel, South African Cricketer 1978 - Miguel Olivo, Dominican baseball player 1979 - Laura Benanti, American musical theatre actress 1979 - Alexander Frei, Swiss footballer 1980 - Jonathan Cheechoo, professional ice hockey player 1980 - Reggie Abercrombie, professional baseball player 1980 - Jasper Pääkkönen, Finnish actor and film producer 1983 - Nelson Merlo, Brazilian racing driver 1984 - Vice Cooler, American musician 1986 - Tyler Kennedy, Canadian ice hockey player 1989 - Tristan Wilds, American actor 1992 - Koharu Kusumi, Japanese singer (Morning Musume)

Morrison already uses it.

EXTREME Not quite as good as "Man getting hit by football"

I assumed this was his natural condition.

I've Made A Huge Mistake

YES

Peter:

Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Marvin you suck. Marvin you suck. Marvin your posts are fucking terrible. Marvin you suck. Marvin you suck. You don't do anything of value. Marvin you suck. Go get a life. But instead you sit and write bullshit about Glen Beck and HDTV. It's so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist.