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  1. Darth Vader

    The Shield, season 5, official thread

    Agreed. That angle has been beaten to death as it is. It's time for Vic to put Shane down for good. Also couldn't they have let Vic get a nice little shit kicking in on Kavanaugh instead of the rolling around on top of each other? It would have been a better ending.
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    The Shield, season 5, official thread

    I don't think Kavanaugh is supposed to be some sort of genius. He's just a self rightous cock who only wants to take Mackie down to cement his own legacy. He really doesn't give a shit about Terry or the money train. Mackie and Kav are very much alike in that they seem to have the same drive to further themselves personally through "the job" than cleaning up any crimes. Also they have little regaurd for individuals close to them when they fall in the way of their schemes. You could include Acevada in that too. It's not about Vic beating Kavanaugh or vice versa, it will end with them destroying each other.
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    The Shield, season 5, official thread

    I broke and read Jason's spoiler. This finale is going to kill.
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    You know what I fucking hate

    No it just means you don't know how to make any NEW friends.
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    The Youtube Thread

    Warrior pwnd those annoying college kids. That was great.
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    Reincarnation

    I was to be the butterfly. No one ever suspects the butterfly MUHUHUHAHAHHAHA!!!!
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    WWE news and notes

    .....seriously.
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    Top 50 WWF/E FEUDS

    Fuck it, who cares if you piss of the english grad student. Most people only point out other people's spelling mistakes for masterbatory purposes only.
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    Finish my thoughts, TSM!!!

    I don't rate battle royals.
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    Oh fuck I'm SO OBSESSED WITH LEENA

    Ejaculate means you're shooting semen. I hate poor English. And poor spelling. I apologize. Your picture causes most of the blood in my body to rush to my penis, leaving very little for my brain.
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    Kid goes absolutely berzerk on computer

    Someone stole his Cloud Song.
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    Oh fuck I'm SO OBSESSED WITH LEENA

    That definatly a face I'd like to ejaculate seman onto. WHAT?????
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    Bros

    On Smackdown last week when Boogyman was about to dump worms on the announcer's table Michael Cole was all like "Wait bro, don't do do it! Bro just take it easy! Bro Bro Bro!!!" I guess he was trying to cool it up, if you ask me he succeeded.
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    Retard really likes The Pink Panther

    Where were these people when I went to see Dating Movie to kick out the 9 or 10 3rd graders in the theater that busted a 15 minute long nut when lil' Jon appeared. It was a time when I wish I knew Kung Fu.
  15. Even when he was in NWA Southern it looks like he was never a jobber. I'd like to know what his CWF record was though that'd be interesting.
  16. Agreed. You're not going to break into the business and win matches right from the get-go. Everyone save Zeus, Mr. T, Lawrence Taylor, Jay Leno, Karl Malone, and Dennis Rodman were jobbers at some point. Hey, those guys clearly paid their dues... They each jobbed in their first match. Wasn't Hogan squashing guys in handicap matches shortly after his debut? And WCW picked Goldberg up off the street and turned him into an instant ME, he didn't do any jobs. Except for Piper 6 months before his "official" debut. I think Greg Valentine can be called a one time true main eventer that went on to be a jobber.
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    The Shield, season 5, official thread

    What the hell was this the Kavanugh show? He just dominated the show tonight. They didn't even have time to throw in a goofy sub-plot like a fat guy getting his dick stuck inside a gloyhole. This just seemed like a very bizarre episode. Good just bizarre. Dutch loses cool points for being Kavanaugh's little pasty though.
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    Obsesesed with Wrestling is gone

    I would have had a .22 calber shotgun for breakfast if this were true.
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    BIG announcement expected backstage on Monday

    Vince McMahon just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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    JBL injured

    Wait. So now everybody LIKES JBL. Did I miss the secret meeting or something?
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    The Shield, season 5, official thread

    Beside getting half his face burned off on a hot stove.
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    Big news, guys.

    I thought you were switching to Geico. What a let down.
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    A possible storyline

    Just thought I'd help. Skanks.
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    A possible storyline

    Try Thank You It sounds more professional and it will remind people of the garbage bins at McDonalds.
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