Jump to content
TSM Forums

Darth Vader

  • Content count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

Community Reputation

0 Neutral

About Darth Vader

  • Rank
    How could the happen to MEEEEE!??!!!

Contact Methods

  • Website URL
  • ICQ
  1. Darth Vader

    Awesome Wrestling Pictures

    You are so RUDE! It's not being rude, it's being honest. STOP BEING A JERK!!!!!! Stop being a baby dude. I'm not trying to pick a fight with you, but when you try to do or say something funny, you have to be ready for people that aren't amused. You shouldn't be a stand-up comedian if you can't take the hecklers. I'm not saying you shouldn't have posted those pics, I'm just saying that you shouldn't get so upset when someone tells you they aren't funny. EDIT: If you want to try to explain to me why putting red dots over Kurt Angle's eyes or giving Randy Orton an afro is funny, go for it. I just don't get how anyone over maybe 11 would laugh at that. I am paralyzed with rage right now. And thats not Randy Orton with an afro, thats JERRY ORTON. He's Randy's SON. He has an afro because that's coming back by 2029. Also Kurt Angle is a robot because in the future, there will be robots. Is that good enough for you? Geez, why don't you go torture a small puppy or something.
  2. Darth Vader

    Awesome Wrestling Pictures

    You are so RUDE! It's not being rude, it's being honest. STOP BEING A JERK!!!!!!
  3. Darth Vader

    Awesome Wrestling Pictures

    You are so RUDE!
  4. Darth Vader

    Awesome Wrestling Pictures

  5. Darth Vader

    The Shield

    The real final battle here is going to be Mackey vs. Claudette. Claudette seems more hell bent on bringing down Mackey than anyone in the series so far, I dare say even more so than Cavanagh (Forest Whitiker) from a couple seasons ago. I mean with her health the way it is she has no business being the police captain and I think she's only sticking around long enough to finally get Mackey because she knows she is the only one who can.
  6. Darth Vader

    The Youtube thread

  7. Darth Vader

    Monday Night Wars

    Sounds like it's coming close to the Nitro where Hogan drops a fake Sting dummy from the rafters and acts like some terrible accident has occured then starts laughing. I wonder if that gets edited out.
  8. Darth Vader

    My Brain

    It's sounds like you need to be beaten and molestered some more. No manners, none at all.
  9. Darth Vader

    My Brain

    All this stuff about how it all starts with "YOU" and whatnot is bullshit. You are who you'll always be and that will never change. You need to move out to Hollywood do meth and write screenplays, you could even write a novel. Even if it never gets published maybe some crazy mixed up kid will find it washed up on the beach and it will change his life. You're not a hard working person but rather a creative person. You are the way you are because thats how you, deep down inside, really want to be. From the time you became aware of your continuous stream of thought, you began manufacturing this world of darkness you live in, so much that you halucinate that demons are going to eat you. That kind of mind control makes you much smarter than some douche with a handlebar mustache swinging a hammer all day building a park bench listen to that country music guy, ya know the one with the beard and American flag shirt. Folks here have been calling you a pussy, but this society tell us that we need to be a certain way and you have the BALLS to oppose it in everyway. You are a free independent thinker and it's people like you that leave a mark on this world. Everyone saying "You need your ass kicked and get with the program" and stuff like that are only trying it get you join them in THE MACHINE. After awhile a man is told "do what we say" "be a team player" "be a part of something bigger than yourself" "fall in line". What those statements really mean is "surrender yourself to us" "we now own you" "you are nothing". Don't bash your parents, they know something incredible is going to give way to your depressed slacker shell which is why they do their best to facilitate your needs and keep you from entering "The Real World" aka Hell. They sold thier souls a long time ago for thier basic human needs and don't want you to do the same. You got this world in your back pocket man, I love you. Oh and don't fuck your sister or do anything sexual to her feet.
  10. Darth Vader

    Let's talk about Lex, baby.

    What do I think of Lex Luger!?!?!!? The better question is-what kind of digusting, dispip-dispicible...(sigh)..lack of respect does that Billy-whats his name show bookin' a match for the Total Package Lex Luger at SuperBrawl?...Super Saturday? I don't even know what it's called! What is it called?? SUPERBRAWL SATURDAY!?!?!!? CAN HE AFFORD TO EVEN PAY HIM TO WRESTLE RON?? I DON'T KNOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! HE'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST LEGEND-STARS EVER IN THIs......GAHHHHH!!!! AND YOUR T-SHIRTS ARE TOO TIGHT TOO BILLY!!!!!!!! AND YOU BOOK A MATCH WITH HIM AGAINST RON KILLINGS!!! LOOK AT HIM!! HE'S A TOTAL PACKAGE, HE WILL RIP HIM APART!! I'M PISSED NOW! THE DOOR'S LOCKED TOO!
  11. Darth Vader

    Most Dastardly Heel Acts

    How about when Triple H and Austn signed the agreement not to get physical with each other before No Way Out. Austin signs the contract then Triple H beats the fuck outta him with the briefcase, pedegrees him, THEN signs the contract. I always thought that was badass.
  12. Darth Vader

    WWE Raw - September 29, 2008

    Shawn should give God another chance as a tag team partner. They got screwed last time.
  13. The thing I couldn't understand about the 1994 Royal Rumble was the coin toss they had a few weeks later. The winner gets the first title shot? Why wouldn't you want the 2nd title shot? Wouldn't that be more of an advantage?
  14. Darth Vader

    Let's Talk About....

    Since I started the whole concept of "Let's talk about" and everyone here led it in aweful directions., I intened this rememberenced based topic to remain positive. It's not a way to talk aout how wresting sucks NOW, we all know it does and bitching changes nothing, so why not give it up. Anywaium Hogan vs. Goldberg on Nitro 1998, matches like this make me know why I will always be a fan. An unstopable force, KILLING every single person he ever confronted in his shotrt 9 month career AGAINST the legend and ICON. Hogan was a man whom always got the job done and Goldberg was next in line being pushed as hard as you could push an individual. At this time I was very much in the WWF camp but this match tore my interset away from even giving an shit about if "Are The Undertaker and Kane in chahoots againgst Austin??!?!?". To me this macth represents everything pro wresting is about. Please share if you saw this match live and your memories of this legedary match. Maybe it's not a ***** star match, but anyone who is still wrapped up in that tired shit needs to maybe get laid or something cuz flips and circus shit make a a match good!!!!! WATCH IT! http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/searc...ulk-hogan_sport
  15. When I met Terry Funk I sobbed like a bitch and screamed "It's still REAL to me dammit!!!".