Failed Bridge

what's wrong with Mystery Science Theater?

the worst thing in the world is walking down to a bussiness to inquire about a job they had posted in the newspaper and then find out they're closed on Mondays. You would think a Sports Bar would be open on Mondays with Monday Night Football being a reason for patrons to gather inside and spend money on food and booze.

for some reason my father has his cell-phone ring set to The Mexican Hat Dance.

where's CanadianChick? I have to whisper sweet nothings into her ear and cyber with her before they delete me.

bob, that was a complete farce. You never got the memo? I kept going on with it in that one thread because it freaked JSYK out. We all had a good laugh about it in the old AIM chats. I only deleted Green Republican TSM. There were no other boards deleted by me.

bob, do you wanna hug and put the past behind us? I'm willing to do so as long as you remove the dirty hat and wash your face first.

It still warms my heart to know I can ruin bob's e-day

Its not an insult, its truth. The show hasn't been entertaining since the days of Hartman, Farley, Spade, Sandler, and Norm. MadTV has become just like it sadly enough. They turned their cast over so often that the show is now a shell of itself. However to think I was insulting SNL as a pot shot towards you would imply that I cared about you or what you thought at any time, which is totally wrong. You can only hate the ones you loved. I hate SNL now, but loved it long ago. I thought I was hot shit staying up way past my bedtime and watching it when I was alot younger. Jimmy Fallon, Horacio Sansz (or however its spelled), that annoying chick that was part of the Spartan cheerleaders, and Chris Kattan (however that's spelled) were the start of the end.

I wanted to delete it anyways, so I figured why not use that as the last reason? That's in the past though, much like SNL's ability to be entertaining.

hiya

I see Dames isn't even a mod now. You should make Alf a mod. Not because he would do a good job but because when things go wrong he's the perfect fall-guy. I mean you can pass blame on him for anything and people wouldn't get upset because they don't expect much of him. Say you banned a preferred poster and it started a shit storm. Just tell the people that it was Alf's decision. Board has an error? Alf was in the control panel. It works for everything.

I see godthedog is on. He was always one of the few I enjoyed interacting with. Then Incandenza told me that godthedog no longer came around. That was a sad day in messageboarding from what I recall.

I just turned Trillian on to see if there was an address book thing that might have had NYU's AIM name on it. I found that IDRM is still on my AIM list. Somehow he was the only one other than the ones I listed to avoid the chopping block.

I don't bother with IMers anymore. I mean I could turn AIM on but I cleared everybody off of it except for family, Slayer, and this girl named Kim I've talked to for about 2 years now. you would have to give me your screen name again and then I'll turn it on for like 5min I've recently statred to diet and excercise once again. V8 or water is about all I drink now with the occasional glass of Tropicana Orange Juice. I feel alot better and have been getting my strength and stamina back. I eat alot of Turkey or Tuna sandwhiches now too. Rarely do I have red meat.

Hoff and NYU left OAOAST? Bout time. They outta let Alf just go on a Goldberg type rampage where he beats everybody, wins the title and faces Angle-Plex at the final show before closing up shop. They released the whole Zelda series from The Super Mario Bros Super Show on DVD. Apparently the audio is terrible and some of the film got messed up while in storage. Its a shame.

who the hell turned Flood Control on? That's retarded. Have the majority of people here stopped watching shitty WWE and turned their attention to UFC yet? I wanna see Joe from this season's Ultimate Fighter take on Diego from last season's. I think it would be one hell of a fight. Jason Von-Whatever looks like a mixture of Matt Young and Incandenza.