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    Fucking Mexicans

    I was security today at the junkyard and had to repeatedly bring parts that were shoved under the fence back into the yard. A group of friggin Mexicans kept doing it and when the other guy finally caught them they sped off (well as much as you can) in their piece of shit Honda Civic. They were trying to steal a bunch of different 5-10 dollar parts. Cheap fucking bastards. You Mexicans out there need to cut this shit out.
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    Lets get to know testicular torsion

    Here's a picture of it. It kinda reminds me of the WDI fish
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    The 2008 MLB Offseason Thread

    Dunn has said he will not play first base anymore according to something on rotoworld.com
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    The 2008 MLB Offseason Thread

    I don't think the Yankees really added too-too much if you look at what they lost Mussina had a great season so adding Sabathia negates the loss of Mussina to retirement Burnett will probably give them along the lines of what they got out of Pettite Texiera and Swisher together are probably going to equal what they got out of Giambi and Abreu offensively The outfield defense is still going to be very suspect and as long as they have pipe dreams of keeping Joba in the rotation that bridge to Mo is still weak...and although I will admit he may be the greatest closer ever even Mo is gonna hit the wall sooner rather than later given his age.
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    The 2008 MLB Offseason Thread

    If everybody gets healthy and stays healthy a potential rotation of Beckett Lester Smoltz Dice-K Penny looks real nice. I want to see Wakefield fade away already. Oh, and I love that they resigned Kotsay for next to nothing.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    I think I've known Slayer for over 10 years now or it will hit the 10 year mark this year.
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    The 2008 MLB Offseason Thread

    I wonder what the price tag on Ben Sheets looks like right now. I'd just like to see Tek resigned, the bench bolstered (love to see Kotsay come back), and another starter added (Penny or Sheets if the price is right).
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    The 2008 MLB Offseason Thread

    They have had a plan in place for over two years now supposedly where they were to sign Tex and nobody knows if either Lowell or Ortiz will be the players they once were again after their injuries. The hip thing Lowell suffered will supposedly linger through-out the rest of his career and who knows about Ortiz's wrist. And I thought Bowden was their number one prospect now
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    I hope Frank Caliendo dies soon

    I don't understand how his show made it past the first season.
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    2008 ALCS: Boston Red Sox vs. Tampa Bay Rays

    It makes up for the stretch of years between 1987-1999 where the city didn't win shit; the Pats with the exception of one season were pretty much irrelevant and almost moved to Conn, The Celtics began their Len Bias curse, The Bruins lost constantly to either the Penguins or The Canadians, and the Red Sox were Owned on a constant basis by Oakland, then Toronto, then New York. I'm just happy they're all constantly in contention again after that period to start my sports fan life.
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    It's Yom Kippur!

    I read that as "He's a jewish hobbit" at first
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    My Brain

    I think we need photos of the sister
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    NFL Week 6

    I remember when the Red Sox were to the A's what the Angels are to the Red Sox now...and that's a speed bump along the playoff road. I loved watching Chris Sabo and the Reds beat up on the A's in the World Series after the A's just pummeled the Sox in the ALCS.
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    Spidey needs Dinosaur power now!
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    I have a 8% warning level

    I've had enough of your power trips
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    ITT: talk about how much weddings fucking blow

    I recently went to a wedding reception having to do with my girlfriend's mother's side of the family. One of my girlfriend's cousins (tanned, absolutely perfect d-cups, nice ass, gorgeous face and pouty lips) was checking me out all night and giving me looks where I knew I could have done something with her. My girlfriend noticed and said to me "If she doesn't stop it I'm going to go across the table and smack the bitch up". I only wish the family wasn't cheap because had they gone with an open bar I could have had one hell of a threesome that night seeing as how my girl is a very horney kind of drunk. Later on in the evening I proceeded to break one of the toilets in the hotel where the reception took place because the fish they served made me sick. I tried flushing and it struggled for all of 5 seconds before completely dying.
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    Bring in Flutie to lead the team I say, he's gotta have another miracle or two left in that tiny frame of his.
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    The Pit

    The backlash on this isn't as good as when I deleted it. Now that was a hoot'n'anny
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    This Week in Baseball 8/25 - 8/31

    Michael Bowden (One of the Red Sox top pitching prospects) will be making the start and his ML debut tonight.
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    This Week in Baseball 8/11 - 8/17

    Didn't the Yankees turn down a trade in the off-season where they would have sent Melky, Kennedy, and Tabata to the Twins for Santana? Tabata's gone now and the other two seem to be flopping.
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    This Week in Baseball 8/11 - 8/17

    Byrd's been pretty damn good in his last 5 starts so hopefully he keeps it up
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    Anybody need car parts

    I should have thought of asking this before. If anybody needs any car parts then feel free to ask. I'll grab them and give ya a good deal but you'll be paying the shipping too of course. Oh, I aint shipping outside North America either.
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    Anybody need car parts

    unfortunately my boss is an asshole and for whatever reasons crushes out most anything before 1985 when it comes in. For the most part if you have a car between the years of 85-99 (although some models we have all the way up to 2003; like Cavaliers) then I can get ya shit. For those asking why nothing new well that shit goes across the street to the expensive section. I work in the poor man's part.
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    This Week in Baseball 8/11 - 8/17

    The larger market teams that are willing to spend alot of money will always be in every discussion as far as superstar players go. Red Sox, Dodgers, Mets, Angels, Yankees, Cubs, Tigers, and the White Sox are all gonna be the first teams brought up when it comes to expensive superstar caliber players because they're willing to dish out the cash. Its just the nature of the beast.
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    This Week in Baseball 8/11 - 8/17

    Al, I don't think that pot shot is justified anymore since a good portion of their roster right now is home grown. Ellsbury, Masterson, Lester, Youkilis, Pedroia, Lowrie, Papelbon, Buccholz. Not to mention anybody could have had David Ortiz at one time.