Failed Bridge

Red Sox top pitching prospect Clay Bucholz might be pitching one of the games during Friday's Day/Night double-header. I wanna see Wily Mo traded to St. Louis so he can platoon with Rick Ankiel. Combined they could hit 20 homers the rest of the way with like 150 strike-outs.

In last year's Madden I started a franchise mode and the first headline on that newspaper was "Deion Branch not being paid enough; might hold-out". My reaction? "Wow, if its in the game then it really is in the game!". The NBA 2K series use to be horrible at trades...I dunno if its changed in the past couple years but I remember being offered Shawn Marion for Vin Baker and then watching a Chris Bosh for Spreewell deal go down.

My father is nasty at air hockey...its like the only recreational thing he did during his stint in the Marines. I learned not to play it with him because the dude knows how to shoot the puck just right to hit you in the knuckles whenever he wants. I would come home from arcades with my knuckles all bloody and bruised.

I got along with him at first but then he was just far too hyper over internet stuff. He should have been on ritalin.

why that's not a question

Aint that the truth. I went the route of dinner, movie, ice cream and letting her pick up art supplies that she needed. I also bought her a t-shirt that reads "Boobies Make Me Smile" which she loves. I'm glad the other one's birthday isn't until May because it costs quite a bit at the end of the day.

You son of a bitch! *throws PS1 controller down in a fit of rage and storms out* Surprisingly enough I enjoyed the movie. Maybe its because I've refused to watch the series over the past 4 or 5 years but it seemed alot better than the last episodes I can remember watching. The opening on the end of the sofa of that big display is for people to sit on and take pictures with. If your local theater wasn't allowing it then they're retarded because I even asked the workers at the theater we went to.

from the sounds of it you're just placing yourself under a ton of pressure. Stop thinking about it so much, go down on her and then just fuck her.

This little video clip works real well with Kanye West's song Stronger. Really, turn the song on and then watch the video loop for awhile.

I think he'll have a fairly solid career...maybe like a Rich Gannon.

oh, and I got promoted two days ago too which should make things even more interesting.

Becky keeps drawing pictures of the three of us in Utah together and while Kayte has backed away a bit she suggested yesterday that I don't bother wearing underwear anymore as its more comfortable and conveniant. Its not going to be easy to back away from though. I mean the three of us have become best friends too.

Becky: I've never even looked at your phone before, let me see it *hand phone over to her while Kayte watches with a mouth full of burrito. Becky scrolls through the phone* Becky: Milky?! Oh god...what's that? Me: That's my friend in Cali who I know from online. He's sober now like me but that was anything but the case a couple years back...again like me. Becky: But why Milky? Me: Cause it was easier than typing out "I Drink Rats Milk" Becky: .... Kayte: Ew! He drinks rat's milk?! I give my dog goat's milk sometimes Me: Its just an internet thing Becky: Goat's milk is nasty...hey, you ate all of my burrito! *Kayte smirks and Becky hands back my phone*

IDRM filled up an old comp of mine with Twidget porn. She has a busted face too and was like a white nympho meatball in my opinion. She also has one of the nastiest cunts in porn. Oh, you'll be happy to know that one of "the two" grabbed my phone yesterday and looked at my friends list. I have you saved in there as "Milky" and thus I had to kinda explain who you were. They both seemed amused.

Some movies don't NEED to be remade though. This was one that probably could have done just as well if not better with a rerelease and some touch-ups to the film (make the colors and sound and shit better) Hey, fuck you buddy...the redneck zombie killin' tailgate thing in the original was the shit and the biker gang was fucking balls to the walls too. Infact the only good thing about Land of the Dead is if you notice towards the end one of the zombies that makes its way into the city is the leader of the motorcycle gang. Same actor and everything from the looks of it.

I wonder if Joe Morgan ever gets the urge to just join and spam one of those chats.

I think I'm ditching both of them on Wed to go fishing. I just need some quiet time to myself.

That won't be difficult if you hold the party somewhere in Colorado.

this two girls thing is real stressful. I'm not enjoying it as much as I thought I would.

I think Thumbtack was gonna give me an invite to that secret board (if its the same one) but I refused since I just don't have the motivation to bother posting at more than one.

poor Lord of the Curry

Gilbert must be a huge fan of that SNL skit where the shark rings the doorbell and then proceeds to eat the person that answers the door.

The three of us are going out next week. I really shouldn't be doing this.

laziness

what the hell happened to Fook?