Failed Bridge

don't be hatin'

with her lisp any thoughts of her singing bring me back to the Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat sketches from SNL

I'm also wondering if the bridge collapsing wasn't a result of all the Twins fans piling up to jump off it once they heard or read the recent interview with Johan Santana where he said he wants out.

I would do Free Formed Man Bridge if there was an adequate avatar pic to go with it.

I thought the Nuggets just wanted to free up space by moving either Camby or Nene.

before the Garnett deal there was alot of talk about Marcus Camby headed to the Celts...I wonder if that's still an option as they do need a big man and Cookie Monster Mutumbo is just too old at this juncture to be a viable option.

You obviously haven't seen that front 7 perform without Seymour. They don't stop the run as well and there is no pass rush at all. The only DEs I can think of that are better than Big-Sey are Peppers and Taylor and the reason Seymour is ahead of them on this list are those three rings he has.

Man-bear-pig was behind this tragedy?!

PRESIDENT BUSH KILLED THE BRIDGE TO RUIN THE DEBUT OF AL JEFFERSON

and vice-versa

Banky comes around every so often. The kingpins of this section just got old and tired. CWM has two kids, Banky is doing other stuff, Nevermortal is Neveraround (except for his Fongus appearance the other week), Piss has become a farmer or something, Tack makes a rare appearance here and there, IDRM has only recently come back, I feel like Agent is too busy babysitting other parts of this place at times, Slayer has a career now, Inc just seems uninterested, godthedog isn't around as much, Edwin focuses more in the Pop Culture section now from what I've seen, and as for myself...well I'm trying to get my life in order. That was pretty much the NHB golden crew of late 03 into early 04. I may have missed a couple though.

we could always have Agent lower your post count to 300 so the thread title is accurate.

ya, Melky doesn't have enough service time for the automatic comparisons at the bottom of the page. You gotta click on compare at the bottom of the page and then surf around and look at various players and make conclusions yourself.

I think my penis may have moved a bit after reading that. I read they did need his salary to make all the numbers work due to the trade kicker thing. It still counted until the extension but they couldn't do the extension until he was a full-fledged member of the team.

so she basically took her ball and went home because people called her out on being a ho? Awesome.

I was also comparing DeJesus' numbers from a couple years ago to now. pull up baseball-reference.com and take a gander if you have a minute. I accidently hit on Miguel Cabrera at first and was shocked to see the player most similiar to him through this age was Hank Aaron.

ok, so what ended her run in WWE? To be honest I thought she was still there because as far as I knew she was Edge's semen depository. Did that change?

they're close enough in age. Its not like we're comparing a 22 year old with a 32 year old here.

Don't forget about the vicious chairshot to Eddie days before his death!

What's next? Bill Buckner so good defensively he missed a grounder? That shit was like two years ago. Bill Buckner was an over the hill hobbled cripple at that point while Melky was an idiot. Melky is an average defensive OF. He's not terrible out there by any stretch but from the sounds of the Yankees fans here you would think he's in the top 5 at his position. Looking around baseball-reference.com the closest player I could find to matching Melky in the majors right now is David DeJesus.

Even if it isn't actually a remake but a completely different spin on the Japanese franchise? Unless we're not talking about the Matthew Broderik one and instead are talking about Godzilla 2001 or whatever the hell it is. Dawn of the Dead remake was terrible. No motorcycle gang and no massive redneck bbq where they shot zombies coming up from over the hill. That's some shit...and the ending was terrible too.

ya, I just saw that at hoopsworld.com well if the Heat were willing to eat like 2/3s of the contract then bring him back, but otherwise...yeesh

I thought Walker was resigned on the cheap.

Brian Scalabrine for Antwain Walker. Make it happen Danny. I wanna see him get KG to do the Shimmy~ with him

I called her in real life. She most definitely does not want me to come see her. During high school I was tripping and called some chick I went out with in middle school and apologised to her for different things and then proceeded to ask her if she was doing anything that night and if she wanted to hook up. She had her father pick up another phone and yell at me but I don't remember what he said because I was too far gone.