Failed Bridge

I've been shot at once. It was a drive-by and I just jumped my white ass behind the closest parked vehicle.

I wonder whatever happened to Flyboy.

Oswalt's not available. That came from an article in the Houston Chronicle. Some reporter down here was asking him hypothetically if he would waive his no-trade clause if the team wanted to trade him to say...The Red Sox or the Braves or somebody comprable. Oswalt said that he would never request a trade, but, if the team thought it was in their best interest to trade him, he would waive his no-trade clause. However, there is absolutely no way that Oswalt will ever be traded...ever. Never. There was some stink about it on the Astros' MLB board earlier today, but whoever posted about it didn't catch that the reporter was asking him hypothetically. I also read an article today that says that Drayton McClane doesn't want to trade his big players because he's still convinced the Astros can come back and win the division. ok, cause I was told that it would be both Lidge and Oswalt and my response was "If it happened then goodbye farm system". That would literally cost Ellsbury, Bucholz, Bowden, Lars Anderson, Hansen, and Lowrie.

did I miss Jeannie Zylasko jump into the bay?

so what's this I hear about Roy Oswalt being available and targeted by the Red Sox? It was evidently in some newspaper and spoken of a bit at work today. I have yet to see the newspaper article but it was some older woman that works there that mentioned her husband having read it so I imagine there's a bit of validity to it.

at least she's not on steroids!

they could have always done a major reshuffling and traded both Manny and Drew then had an OF of Crisp, Ichiro, and Ellsbury. Of course its far too much trouble and leads them devoid of any real power outside of Ortiz. Although it would have been fun watching them all on the basepaths. Those three plus Lugo (the few times he reaches base) could all easily have 30 stolen bases.

I could actually do so if they were willing to and had a good surface in their bathroom to write on.

car is mine. I fill out paperwork and shit tommorow.

Manny suddenly came down with the flu so I imagine he'll be pulling himself out of the game.

there might be a new pic of me up soon since a girl at work took a pic of us with her digi-cam. Our heads were resting up against one another's...and she made a cheap grille for her mouth using tinfoil.

I don't look anything like that anymore but yes, there certainly is a resemblance to what I use to look like. You two do sound alike...people just tell me I sound like Mark Wahlberg.

my parents' have a 2004 Santa Fe. I can't see out the back windows and the gas and brakes are too damn sensitive. Just not my cup of tea Evidently I'm hearing back from them tommorow. They got me approved for some of their other cars that are a grand or two less, I told them "Great, I don't want any of your other cars. Just that one" so they're gonna try other banks on Monday. Their sign says guarenteed financing and I can make the monthly payments no problem so on them to get it done.

in more ways than one!

luke-o just got a chubby

but its a convertable and now I don't find out until Monday. They told me they got me approved for some other cars but I wasn't interested in any of their other cars (except for maybe the 2000 Mustang they had...but that costs even more).

I enjoyed it from start to finish thanks to the glorious invention of Digital Cable's On-Demand service.

so from the looks of that movie poster if Clyde Crashcup is included he'll be running a crystal meth lab in the basement.

still the greatest music video of all time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPa7ZR_fUC4 and here it is done with Legos

I think what we all truly wanna know is; Was the mom hot?

Paul Heyman and Kevin Nash would say otherwise. I don't know if my interest could ever be rehashed. If they got rid of all the failed hollywood writers and put some wrestling people back to booking then perhaps I'd check it out. They would also have to start using more technical wrestling in their matches again along with allowing moves that were "banned" (piledrivers, brainbusters, etc) which means train the more athletic guys and stop wasting time on people that should be in the World's Strongest Man Competition.

I wouldn't mind seeing Ortiz, Papelbon and Beckett skip the game.

Not when it's a dopamine imbalance. Chemical imbalances are generally serotonin reuptake issues, which the body regulates naturally through vigorous exercise. so basically stop feeling sorry for yourself and do some push-ups, crunches and body squats. hell, it worked for me

I know you're just kidding around but I've heard DeLoreans run like absolute shit. With there being only around 80 in the world or so I don't know of anybody first hand who's driven one but the people they interviewed on E!'s True Hollywood Story about the guy that created them (and was later brought down on cocaine trafficing charges) said it was just an absolute nightmare to drive.

This is the closest matching image of it I could find, except the one I'm getting is all silver (minus the top of course). No queer black front to it.