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that explains why the kid had a huge head.

that she did Link

with the timeline and information gathered this is what the most bizarre thing ever would be to me. Nancy calls home Benoit early Sat saying there's a tragedy. Benoit comes home to find son dead. Distraught he text messages Chavo about it who then tells Chris about a place the Native Americans use to go to bury their dead. The soil has since turned sour though and he should not go burrying his young up there. Benoit ignores his friend's advice and does so anyways. Sometime early Sunday child comes back but is not quite himself. Child kills Nancy and Benoit is forced to kill child. Thinking perhaps there had just been too much time inbetween the child's death and the burial he opts to try with Nancy. Nancy comes back Sunday night with the same evil glow in her eyes that the child had. Chris is forced to take her life. By Mon Chris is so stricken with grief and guilt that he takes his own life. if it ends up being more bizarre than that then I don't wanna know.

I'm intrigued as to how it could all be even more bizarre... I would like to say however that Vince can not escape poetic and tragic irony. Owen being uncomfortable with the stunt and both McMahon and Russo assuring him it will all go fine and then he proceeds to plummit to his death, years upon years of him probably handing out steroids and pain killers like candy to his employees and turning a blind eye and having it finally catch up to him with one of his top money makers at the time in Eddie dying of massive heart failure with years of drug abuse being a contributing factor and now this. After all the recent real life deaths of performers in his company he decides its time to cash in on an angle about his character dying...and then perhaps one of the top 5 known wrestlers in his company now looks to have killed his own family and himself ending what was just a tasteless angle in the weirdest of ways. Another thing I was thinking was how much anger and hate do you imagine Jeff Jarrett is feeling? Man had his wife taken from him by illness and probably would have given the world to have her back, then somebody whom I imagine he was fairly close to goes and most likely kills his.

cause she a crazy bitch?

that's some shit...Kevin Sullivan comes out of this looking like the lucky one.

Guns'N'Roses Used To Love Her I used to love her But I had to kill her I used to love her, Mm, yeah But I had to kill her I had to put her six feet under And I can still hear her complain I used to love her, Oo, yeah But I had to kill her I used to love her, Oo, yeah But I had to kill her I knew I'd miss her So I had to keep her She's buried right in my backyard Oh yeah, Oo yeah, whoa, oh yeah I used to love her But I had to kill her I used to love her, Mm, yeah But I had to kill her She bitched so much, She drove me nuts And now I'm happier this way, yeah Whoa, oh yeah I used to love her But I had to kill her I used to love her, Mm, yeah But I had to kill her I had to put her, Oo, six feet under And I can still hear her complain

just got home from work, was flipping through the channels and found an old Benoit/Malenko match on. I was surprised to see it on and was just enjoying it for what it was until a thing on the corner of the screen revealed he was dead. I came on to investigate if it was another stupid angle and found that his whole family was found dead. Absolutely unfucking real...just in shock.

if my memory serves me correct the greek gods often did golden showers upon their women...is godthedog telling us here that he is into water sports?

Link I'd hang up the phone on Williams right then and there if he told me you can't discuss a contract extension with the player, especially for the package it would take to get him.

Dye is on the block obviously from all the ESPN coverage on the White Sox being the big fire sale team this year.

if doesn't want to ink an extension then he probably won't be traded to Boston. However the Red Sox seem to be the front runner in aquiring him with the prospects they have. If he chooses to not sign an extension so he can go to St. Louis then he probably isn't traded and the White Sox end up with two first round picks.

I think the deal would be contingent on a contract extension. Supposedly they're willing to give him his 5 year deal. Edit: And I meant Schilling probably won't be back next year and Wakefield is getting older. If your 08 rotation is Beckett, Buehrle, Dice-K, Lester, and Bucholz then you're in pretty good shape.

As far as homerun derby goes I'd just like to see guys in it that can absolutely crush the ball. Wily Mo Pena might not be a great everyday player but he could really entertain in a homerun derby competition. My derby this year would be Wily Mo Pena Jack Cust A-Rod Matt Holliday Barry Bonds Prince Fielder All guys that can probably drive it 500 feet in a BP session.

From what I saw Jed Lowrie and Michael Bowden might be the package

blocking the Yankees along with probably trying to solidify their rotation further. Schilling probably won't be back and Wakefield won't last forever.

so supposedly Mark Buehrle is almost a Red Sox. Don't know how I feel about that one.

Red Sox outfield would be a logjam, especially with Ellsbury due to be ready next year. If they hadn't have signed Drew then I'd be all for Ichiro.

I still like the idea of the Celts and Nets swapping Richard Jefferson and Wally along with first round picks.

they could go after Elijah Dukes but should he play in NY he could end up fathering 10 more kids before next year.

Opt out and come to Boston. Can't tell me that Rondo, Gomes, Pierce, Big Al, and Garnett with a bench of Green, West, Perk, and Wally wouldn't be one of the best teams in the East right now.

Carnival is just using you BL. He fears the rest of your race and thus having you as a friend is a security blanket.

which is absurd and even more-so with the NBA where Bill Russell is a god to this area.

Well ya. He had a chance to be the savior to the league's winningest franchise. The money would have been there as well. He's crazy for passing it up but I'm glad he did as the Celts would have been giving far too much up for him anyways. Go after Jermaine O'Neil and Richard Jefferson now, both of which should come much cheaper.

via rotoworld If they DFA'ed him then he'll be snatched up quickly.