Failed Bridge

with all the health problems I've had over the years I've thankfully never had broken bones. A fractured rib from a terrible case of bronchitis was the worst bone injury thus far.

Polanco would be my vote for second base on the All Star team

I said I'd bury my face in her ass and eat her out amongst other things. There was a time where she told me I was the only one she'd ever let cum on her face too. For awhile there she enjoyed the idea of the two of us railroading her as well.

told me the same thing. That's where the idea to tag-team her came from

Came home from work today to find the parents took the dog and had it put down. Nobody told me shit but they knew it was probably happening yesterday. Now granted it really wasn't my dog, it was more the family's but she worshipped me and my father. For all the annoying things she did and as hard as it is to admit...ya...I loved the thing. She was suffering from arthritis and according to the vet was starting to show signs of dog alzheimers. What pisses me off is I wasn't told until the fucking thing was already put down and didn't get to (nor will I ever) say goodbye. Nobody but the doctor was with it when it was put down...I would have at least sat with her and pet her during it. It hurts and I never really thought I'd feel this way when her time came...just in shock and babbling now.

ya...big tough macho guy that I am and here I am trying my best right now not to cry. I mean, I just think of all the times when I was sick (during that whole ordeal when my heart and lungs were screwed up) and she would sleep right next to the bed or lay her head on me and just be there. Even now while sleeping on the sofa she would sleep right beside the sofa everynight. It sucks that that's not gonna happy anymore...its gone.

My father usually isn't an emotional man but apparently neither he or my mother could get themself to sit with the dog when it happened. I saw her as a member of the family though and if a family member is in bed dying then you don't just leave them in there with the doctor and let them pass. You just don't do it.

Bulls seem to be the only team I could think of that could make a deal for him. They have a fairly high draft pick and some good young movable pieces and are in need of a good scorer.

Jarrett will be involved in it when all is said and done

and apparently A-Rod is cheating on his wife if anybody cares Link

That sounds utterly ridiculous. I would like to see the article in question because that sounds like a writer entertaining himself on a slow news day. I think it's been proven time and time again in the five years Theo's been in charge that this FO will not trade for aging, overpaid superstars on the downside of their careers. I don't even know what Griffey would offer. They'd have to move JD Drew to center for defensive purposes, which would probably hurt the pitching staff. Griffey makes boatloads the next two seasons and this team is counting the days until Ellsbury takes over in center. The last thing they need is a CFer (Crisp, Pena, Moss, Murphy and Ellsbury are all in the system and capable of handling the position). Coco has been something of a disappointment offensively, but he's a valuable member of the current roster. He's been an acceptable bottome of the order hitter for the past month or so. No reason to shake that up for a marginal upgrade, especially if it costs money and prospects. The only two things I would like to see the Red Sox add are another righty set-up man and a right handed bat off the bench that can hit a breaking ball. I'm sick of WMP who can't field worth a lick and just swings at terrible pitches constantly and I don't think Timlin is going to be the Timlin of old (not to mention Piniero makes me nervous and Donnely is no longer somebody you can trot out there everyday as he usually stinks the second day in a row). I'm thinking maybe Xavier Nady and Dan Wheeler. Hell maybe by the deadline Craig Hansen will finally be ready to live to expectations and they could just grab Xavier Nady from Pitt for Pena and Gabbard. I doubt he'd break the bank to aquire.

I drink Tropical Fruit flavored water by Fruit 2-O or Nestle. Both are extremely good.

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I thought for awhile that the Red Sox might just be the AL's Brewers since the AL East seems to suck big time but with the way they've played Detroit, Atlanta, and now Clevelend...well I'm starting to believe this team may be something special. There's also a rumor of Ken Griffey Jr possibly headed to Boston should Crisp not pick things up. I don't think he could patrol Fenway's CF at this point in his career, nor would I want this team to go giving up prospects for him.

I don't understand why she didn't have the ability to just sit back, chill, and talk about shit without everything setting her off. Even I grew out of that behavior. Whatever, she's getting married and her attention should mainly be on setting that up rather than wasting time trying to rile people up for no reason at all.

she reminds me of a female rendition of The Joker from Batman.

Shadow Gallery's Carved In Stone. Been at least a year since I last listened to this and I forgot just how good it is.

he could have easily chose to save himself and let her drown. The fact he chose her well being before his own makes him a hero in my book. Lifejackets also don't mean you automatically survive. I can't tell you the amount of news stories over the years around New England where people wore their lifejacket and still died. Sure, you have a better chance but its not a "Get Out of Drowning Free" card. A strong current can still toss you about and send you under.

some girl at work told me she was going to rape me. This girl is not attractive so I don't know how to deal with this situation.

Its not difficult. Just repeatedly lather in sauce while flipping them from time to time.

he died a hero. Can't really say anything else as I'm in shock right now. RIP Hill.

When I moved out from my parents for the second time a few years ago I had never realized, until going through my old shirt collection that had been sitting in the closet since moving out the first time, that in the mid-90's I wore a large amount of flannel/flannely shirts Regrettably I often wore flannel shirts over my t-shirts in the early 90s during the whole Seattle music explosion. I thought it looked cool but thinking about it now makes me realise that it was both hot and just uncomfortable on the skin.

I don't think there are any bad posters really left in that forum. Havoc isn't a regular so his whole hissyfit on the Michael Vick thing doesn't count, but his over-reaction seems to be the only idiotic thing in there at the moment. Otherwise its been the best spot on this board since Damaramu was sent packing.

I can't remember the last time the Yankees were under .500 heading into June.

I figure I could take out at least 100 between my little bit of jin-jitsu knowledge along with the marine H2H combat techniques taught to me both by my father and the recruiters. I just imagine that after 100 my hands would have numerous breaks in them from punching 5 year old craniums and I'd also be winded and hurting from the many kicks to my shins.