Failed Bridge

how many ping-pong balls do the Celts have in this one?

she should be in Cinemax porn by now

her liscense should be revoked by now.

We need to get bob season tickets for the Yankees.

Especially if it has Patrick Duffy for a leg

some female teacher in Italy is about to get fired for letting her male students stick their hands down her pants. Video of it is all over Youtube.

If I could kill any 5 people in the world Larry the Cable Guy would be at the top of the list.

I'm sorry, but I'm not a fan of him weeping in an Irish bar with his pals Oil Stain and Biff because he deluded himself into thinking the Celtics had automatically won the first pick despite less than a 25% chance, and acting like the 5th pick in a loaded draft is the end of basketball in Boston. It's bad writing. I guess you have to live in this area (which will allow one to share the feelings he has) to find his writing humerous. I laugh because I often find myself feeling closely to how he feels but he's able to put it into comedic terms. As I said previously though, the draft may be loaded but the Celts needs were only really going to be filled with either the top 2 picks. I feel Rondo is going to become a very good PG so its not like they need Conley. Pierce will be Pierce if healthy so Brewer isn't needed and Al Jefferson is coming into his own which means there's no need for Brandon Wright. Oden is the only NBA ready Center in the draft and Durant is the only good scorer that could have made it so teams couldn't zone out both Pierce and Al. That's why I wouldn't be surprised to see the pick traded for a KG or Jermaine O'Neil.

Czech, why must you insult all that I hold dear?

You do this now just to piss me off, huh?

It took almost 3hrs to complete and you had about 4hrs to do it in. There were around 400 questions total. You're also not really allowed to go into detail about the test (had to sign something afterwards saying I wouldn't share vital details) but I have to say, it was easier than the ASVAB.

Having thought about it I would say the most overrated player of all time is Mark McGuire. Dude hit homers and did nothing else. Couldn't field, couldn't throw, couldn't run, and couldn't hit for average. If he never had that 70 homer season then there would be no HoF controversy because he probably wouldn't be mentioned.

I just got up and left after finishing both my ASVAB and the Police Entry Exam. I didn't have to wait for anybody else to finish or anything.

If the Bulls are willing to take Wally Szerbiak and Theo Ratliff off the Celts hands then I'm sure the Celts would take Ben Wallace off theirs...if its that big a deal that is.

Why is Alfdogg no longer a moderator? All jokes aside he and alkeiper together made the sports forum possibly the best its ever been. Wihout Alf placing forth the effort he did there probably wouldn't be 1/4 the NBA discussion in there. Unless he stepped down I think whomever is truly running the board should reconsider as you're just shooting yourself in the foot by removing him. Downhome as a mod is a bad idea. As has been previously stated he did such a poor job at this that he was mutinied out of his own board and run out of town. I personally don't have problems with the guy, but I recognise that at times he's a joke and people here aren't going to respect him in an authority position which will just cause problems. It would be like making me a mod. Sure I have my friends and supporters here but the majority of the board would laugh due to my past actions when it comes to moderating and not respect jack-shit. If Alfdogg did step down and you just need somebody to fill in that mod spot then take a look at somebody like CanadianChris, Bored, or even King (who has come a long way since his days of "Eat a Dick"). All would be better choices than Downhome.

no. There were no questions to lie about.

I'm surprised there's no talk of A-Rod's Luger-esque forarm shot on Pedroia last night. I just don't understand how somebody with that much talent can be such a dirty player.

I was ready to throw shit at the TV when I came home from work and watched the recording of the draft lottery. Sure its a loaded draft but the Celtics needs were with one of the first two picks. Oden is really the only franchise Center here (I'm not sold on Hibbert) and if they had to go young in a spot other than Center then Durant was NBA ready. They have so much youth still needing to be developed that adding more at this juncture just doesn't seem to be helpful. I don't see this pick staying in Boston.

a few years back there was a teacher at the middle school I went to that committed suicide after some chick claimed he made sexual passes at her. City suspended him without pay and he was on the verge of being fired and his career destroyed so he hung himself...then the bitch admitted later on that she made it all up. that's the only thing I had close enough to contribute to the thread.

Dexter is the shit. I was the only one at work excited about a new Rambo movie...what's happened to America?

he had a machette

60s Dude....60S DUDE?! I demand an explenaton.

I'm trying my damndest to get into one of these occupations. I'd really like to do some good with my life and not go to bed wondering if I've made a positive contribution. With the Marines being as fickle as they are my best shot is Police Officer or Fire Fighter. I'll be more than happy with either.

I don't know if you're reminding us as a way of saying its privately owned or to depress everybody who frequents the place.

because you're black