Failed Bridge

no, that was The Momma Dames...which was one of my creations, not Alf's.

I just used the NBA stuff as an example of his work in the sports forum. Alf's a good egg and should be mod...unless again he requested not to be. I mean really, who EVER had a problem with Alf? He falls in that rare category of mods that you knew contributed well and nobody ever had a problem with. The rare group of he, Smues, and treble.

The Downsyndrome gimmik was classic

this is where CWM comes in handy. He's told me the whole Downhome story but I only remember bits and pieces. And yes, Brain followed Downhome here.

If I get assigned to a K-9 unit I'm going to ask for one of those big owls instead. German Sheppards can't fly and the eyes on that will fuck with a man's convictions all by itself.

With or without hair? If you do bald Britney then have it done on your inner thigh with her swinging an umbrella. Make it look like she's attacking your dong.

And serving as Manny's rub-toy. Tavarez yesterday said that had he not been able to break into the ML then he would have gone on to become an Adult Film star. That's just scary and wrong.

Not me. He's not on the 40-man roster, which means they would have had to DFA someone (or I guess move Clement to the 60-day DL). Plus why start the arb clock on Buchholz just for a spot start? Gabbard, Hansack and Pauley have all done well enough in AAA that we don't need to rush the best prospect in the system. I just wanna see how he fares against ML competition. I know its selfish but the kid looks to be ridiculous and I want a sneak peak. I'm surprised Clement isn't on the 60 day DL. He won't be pitching till July at the earliest.

I was really hoping that the Sox would have called up Clay Bucholz for a spot start tommorow in place of Josh Beckett.

I've been waiting a looooooooooooong time for this. RVD will have some fun feuds with AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels so long as the booking staff allows them to just go with what they want and not turn every meeting into some horrid gimmik match.

Scorch

I'm displeased with Alf today. I come on and see an update to the bannings thread, open it up and find it not to be Vanhalen.

You gotta get yourself DVR.

anybody read the new Bill Simmons article on ESPN? Makes some great points about different NBA rules and puts Bruce Bowen's dirty style in the spotlight.

"Happy Birthday!"

Vanhalen

Dice-K with his first complete game this season. Its also the first time all year he went past the 7th. Red Sox/Brewers World Series? Sign me up!

I have the 9th inning saved on my DVR and there it shall remain for quite a bit of time.

With fans like that who needs cynics?

It cost me more to convert my Maine liscense into a Mass one then it did to take the permit, road test, and get the hard copy of the liscense up in Maine. This state is ridiculous sometimes.

Friends don't let friends drink and post?

I haven't cared too much for age 25 thus far. I'm only a couple months into it...of course it can't be worse than age 24. My hair no longer had the energy to reach my scalp and instead decided to come out my face even faster. Thus I now have to shave more often while the hair atop my head thins more and more.

so Ginger Snaps is really a Piss gimmik account

AL MVP: Alexander Rodriguez (in memorium of Leena's retirement) AL Cy Young: Josh Beckett has the wins but look at Tim Wakefield. His numbers are just plain silly right now. With more run support he has about 7 wins. I'm going Wakefield AL Manager: Nobody really stands out right now. AL Rookie: Hideki Ohkajima NL MVP: Bonds NL Cy Young: Jake Peavy NL Manager: Ned Yost NL Rookie: Josh Hamilton

I just wonder how the Houston fanbase will take all of this...