Failed Bridge

Vanderjagt: I coulda done that!

they need to order some Stick'Um for the second half

Hester was my choice for Super Bowl MVP just because of what Ellis Hobbs was able to do in the AFC Championship game.

my ego is pleased with what's been written of me so far. I do need to see somebody like NYU, alfdogg, or CWM add an OAOAST section to it.

I can't afford a heavy bag nor do I really have a place of my own to place it (staying at a friend of the family's until I ship out) so I'm stuck "running like an idiot". Not to say I wouldn't enjoy punching the shit out of a heavy bag.

As long as you have a good pair of running shoes there's not much pain to running. My knees, back, and feet felt like shit when I tried doing my running in a pair of Vans. I picked up a pair of Starter brand running shoes and since then the only pain I've felt is in my quads and that's only when running up-hill. I lift 20lb dumbells regularly and while I got up to 100 reps each arm at one point I've cut down to 25 since I don't want massive arms, just toned. Military crunches are where I feel "the burn". Those things suck.

Why is the word "spic" more accepted by society than the word "nigger"?

Thank you. It took alot of running, water, salad, tuna, and other low carb type things. I actually followed Agent of Oblivion's weight loss diet and did nothing but tuna and water while adding salad to the mix and subtracting his suggestion of taking up smoking.

I went from 286lbs in October of 2005 to my current weight of 204. I feel small.

Really? What do you do for a living?

First Michael Richards, then Anthony Michael Hall, and now bob_barron...this is getting to be too much

I've met him and he bought me an extra value meal from McDonalds

"Detonated the package"? Was John Rambo involved somehow? Trautman: It's good to hear your voice Johnny, it's been a long time. Look John, you've done some damage here, they don't want anymore trouble. That's why I've come. I want to come in there and fly you the hell out. Just you and me. We'll work this thing out together. Is that fair enough? Rambo: Where did you come from Sir? Trautman: Bragg. Rambo: I tried to get in touch with you, but the guy's in Bragg never knew where to find you. Trautman: You know I haven't been spending much time there lately, they've got me down in D.C. I'm sharing a seat with my ass. Rambo: I wish I was back in Bragg now. Trautman: We'll talk about that when you come in. Rambo: I can't do that Sir. Trautman: Look John, we can't have you running around out there killing friendly civilians moonites. Rambo: There are no friendly civilians moonites! Trautman: But I'm your friend Johnny! I was there with you knee-deep in all that blood and guts. I covered your ass more than once. Seems like baling you out of trouble's got to be a life-time achievement for me. Rambo: There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king shit cop Mayor Menino! All I wanted was something to eat. But the man kept pushing Sir. Trautman: Well you did some pushing on your own John. Rambo: They drew first blood, not me. Trautman: Look Johnny, let me come in and get you the hell out of there! Rambo: They drew first blood... Trautman: Rambo, are you still reading me? Company leader to Raven! Rambo! Acknowledge!

Sandman9000

Few things I'd like to just get off my chest. 1.) Thank god that Todd Helton deal never went through. I would have been pretty pissed to see them give up Mike Lowell and two extremely good prospects for an almost over the hill Helton who has alot of money left on the books. Tavarez could have been part of that deal 24-7, but the rest I didn't want to see. 2.) Give Schilling his extension. $13mill isn't a ton of money to give a pitcher of his caliber if you look at the Gil Meche and other deals of this off-season. 3.) I saw Clemens say on the Golf Network during a charity event he was a part of that if he were to play anywhere he'd be playing in Houston this season. He said he made them an 8 year commitment basically where even if he doesn't pitch he will still be working with their young pitchers. Did nobody else see this? 4.) How do Phils fans feel about the Freddy Garcia deal? I thought it was a solid deal for both sides to be honest.

Thank you for the well wishes. Its really been my dream since I was 7 years old. I would seriously consider even doing it for free (as long as they fed me and gave me somwhere to sleep of course). CWM, I don't have an email address at the moment but we can figure out something to keep in touch.

The only truths I omitted where of drug use (in which I've been clean for about 6 years now) and the two hospital stays. Still, being on medication at one time would have most likely disqualified me when I never even agreed to be placed on it nor do I believe I truly needed it. I just needed a better way to deal with the situation. I have no criminal record what-so-ever or anything. They never asked anything about hospital stuff though so I never brought it up. I just let them know I had chicken-pox as a kid and also had my wisdom teeth taken out.

Well I no longer live where I was living. When you're headed out of a job and you live with the manager of that job things don't tend to be good. Huge shit storm and I had to move my stuff out today. MEPS didn't really ask me much about my past. They just want more details about my highschool stuff which my recruiter is taking care of. I go down to bootcamp Feb 26th. Of course I did omit some things but hey, I think I'll be fine and if not I'll deal with it. I have confidence that I'll be ok as I have no criminal record or anything really. Just a hospital stay here and there but nothing of great concern. They didn't ask so I didn't tell. How did they find out about your thing VX?

So there's this guy that comes into 7-11 quite a bit and we shoot the shit now and again. Few days ago he comes in and there are some punk kids standing outside (yes, I am going somewhere with this before a mod gives up and moves the thread) and he says "God, I'd love to just hit them but I'd probably get arressted and there's a few out there". I replied with "Hit the biggest one square in the jaw, that'll knock him down. Good shot to the jaw takes anybody down". He says "You got that right, I remember being in a bar in New York awhile back when I was in the army and one of my buddies knocked out a big wrestler with just one punch to the jaw". I said "Oh shit, really? Who?" and he replied "Shawn Michaels" Well of course I went on to ask where exactly the bar was and as I expected he said "Syracuse". Turns out this guy was there for the Syracuse incident so I started asking more questions about it. He said "Shawn Michaels, that 1-2-3 Kid guy and Davey Boy Smith came into the bar. Must have been when Shawn Michaels was World Champ or something because he had the belt with him (I didn't bother tell him it was the Intercontinental title), anyways there was about 20 of us G.I.s on weekend leave and some of us brought our girlfriends. Shawn Michaels decides to try and pick up the girlfriend of a G.I. about my size (couldn't be taller than 5ft 8 and 175lbs soaking wet) ignoring the G.I. right beside her. Well this guy gets pretty pissed but keeping composed tells Shawn that they're together and could he just leave them be. Michaels starts acting like a big shot, tells him just who he is, says he's got back up (pointing at Waltman and Davey Boy) and that he's going to take his woman back to the hotel. The G.I. gets pissed, starts yelling, Michaels pushes him and the G.I. proceeds to punch Michaels ONCE in the jaw and knock him silly. From there the guy started stomping on Michaels and kicking him in the head with steel-toed boots. 1-2-3 Kid made the bartender call the cops and then ran outside to flag them down when they got there. Davey Boy did nothing and no other G.I.s did a thing. In the end the guy got arrested, had to pay Shawn's medical bills after Shawn sued and he's also barred for like from WWF things. He didn't care about that part though because he thinks wrestling is gay." So there ya go. One G.I. beat up Michaels for hitting on his girlfriend and being a prick. It wasn't 300 marines throwing the guy into the hoods of cars or anything. Just some steel-toed boots repeatedly into the side of his dome. Thought everybody might find that interesting though.

I ship out in late February to boot camp. Earned myself a week's vacation and have no clue when or where to spend it. Some girl came in and hit on me then gave me her number and asked me to call. I called a few days later and the person who ended up answering the phone was her boyfriend. I won't be calling that number again. For the best anyways since I've pretty much fallen for that 26 year old school teacher. Speaking of school teachers somebody needs to hook this thread up with the pics and video of that 29 year old teacher (Pam something).

After I get out of boot camp I plan on trying to get a team with me to infilitrate alfdogg's house at night and spray him down with a hose. This will be recorded in night vision as a gift for CWM

I already told them and everything is fine. started my PT yesterday and my right foot and leg is sore. That mile and a half run was nothing easy.

I'm abusing the internet function in the backroom of 7-11 Anyways, looks like I ship out for boot camp at the end of January. I start my physical training for it tommorow. I'll be a fire fighter (well their version anyways. I get to pull downed pilots out of jets before the jet explodes) or a military police officer. On a totally seperate note Leena needs to add me to her MySpace friends list again. I'm going to my first ever Bruins game tonight. Hopefully Jacobs doesn't charge me an arm and a leg for the ticket.

I like people having the freedom to marry who they want, say what they want and live how they want. I don't like just about everybody up here having an EBT card and using it to purchase soda, candy, and other forms of junk food. Then using the cash part on the card (meant to help with bills) cover their cigerettes and/or beer. I also hate when they buy $20 worth of junk food with the card and then spend $50 on scratch tickets. I'm sick of being taxed to hell because these people are lazy and procreating at an infathomable rate. I'm against the war in Iraq I'm for going to war with Iran or North Korea So where do I fall?

Coffey became Dave O'Neill as far as attitude goes towards the end.