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Oh come on, nobody would be stupid enough to ask that. I hear all you need is a ten dollar computer

I still think he could give some good middle relief innings and should be cheap.

I worked at Toys'R'Us on Black Friday a few years ago and still found it to be easier than any cooking job I've ever had. During the Furbie craze my mother saw a little girl get slammed into the side of a building and have her arm broken as the doors opened to Wal*Mart. The store gave the girl a free Furbie but I don't know if legal actions were ever taken against that Wal*Mart or the people that caused her broken arm.

Economic Left/Right: -4.88 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.23 I'm a Libertarian Left. On the graph it placed me almost exactly the same spot as Nelson Mandela

There are rumors of the Red Sox signing J.D. Drew There are rumors of a Manny for Michael Young deal As I said about Chad Cordero, there's talks of trying to pry him from the Nats as Jim Bowden is an idiot with a hard-on for WMP I would think both Jose Guillen and Eddie Guardado would come cheap as they're coming off injuries. Pedroia, Papelbon, Edgar Martinez, Youkilis, Hansen, David Murphy, and Delcarmen come from the Red Sox farm system (Curt Schilling too if you wanna be real anal) I could see your point if I were to have included Zito, Clemens, Schmidt, Carlos Lee, and Eric Gagne but really...what did I say I'd be happy with the additions of? 2 players with ok pasts coming off surgery, a guy who has been fairly injury prone during his career and just opted out of his contract, a pitcher whom they won the posting rights for, a back-up catcher not named Doug Mirabelli and a stud closer. Chad Cordero might be the only one I could be flamed for, but for the millionth time...JIM BOWDEN. Tell me how the situation is unrealistic since they have about 18 or 19 of the current players listed already on the roster.

I only got three wrong on the ASVAB practice test on the marines website.

because I don't know the roster of the Pittsburgh Pirates well enough to do them?

In the case of Leena vs Dames I would like for somebody to argue against the fact that Dames is both a tad on the heavy side and spanish.

I'm pretty sure it was Piss that taught you that. Piss has basically been your personal "Computers for Dumbies" guide.

Gagne wants $10mill a season...before the Angels deal with Gary Jr there, I didn't think there would be a team willing to dish that out, but now who knows? Either way, this is how I'd like to see the Red Sox shape up for the 07 season. SS Michael Young 1B Kevin Youkilis DH David Ortiz RF Jose Guillen CF JD Drew 3B Mike Lowell LF Coco Crisp C Tek 2B Pedroia Bench - Kapler, Cora, Murphy, Carlos Pena, some catcher not named Doug Mirabelli SP1 Schilling SP2 Beckett SP3 Matsuzaka SP4 Papelbon SP5 Wakefield Bullpen - Hansen, Timlin, Delcarmen, Eddie Guardado, Edgar Martinez Closer - Chad Cordero (Sox trying to aquire him with a WMP package...throw in Jon Lester and get the deal done. Jim Bowden has only made one good trade ever and it came last season when he picked up Austin Kearns + for crappy relievers)

I don't think cheating is the real reason he won't use them, more like he can't figure out how to work them. Need I remind you of his clogged shitter incident where he just poured Drain-O on top of the mess and stood there waiting for a miracle?

better her with them than Sandy though

this is only the trial husband so she can get all the mistakes out of her system before I return from the corp and marry her myself. I mean, how can she refuse? I'll be able to supply her with high-powered firearms!

Prime Time TV has been dead to me since Seinfeld went off the air. If it weren't for Czech, my uncle and DVD sets then I wouldn't know the wonders of Arrested Development or 24.

Because they actually voted on what the award should really be and not turn it into "Best Statistical Player of the Year"? Without the Big Hurt that offense doesn't do anything this season. When he did actually get a hit he was mashing it.

Red Sox this week had a thing on last night saying that Manny to the Angels could be for Orlando Cabrera, Ervin Santana, and a big relief prospect. Sean McAdam was on the show. I'd do that deal.

I won't try to be a hero or anything, I will however hope that I can have some way of writing you and keeping in touch.

Rumsfeld is gone and that's a very good thing. Bush is an idiot but Rumsfeld was Mr. Bloodthirsty. Either way I'd be more about supporting my future fellow Marines than I would be to just slaughter different minorities.

I've actually wanted to join the military for a long time. It just didn't look like something that would ever happen as they made it seem I would be on meds forever. I'm completely med free now though and have been for quite some time. I can do this for some years and from there join the fire department, police, CIA, or whatever. With the training you recieve the sky can be the limit as far as civil service and government jobs go.

For the record I picture godthedog as a homosexual. One that is still uneasy with his own sexuality and thus hasn't come out yet. That's not to say he isn't a cool guy though. He and Kinetic would make a cute couple.

Jenny never loved Forrest, she just needed somebody to foot the bill for lil' Forrest.

I would say Morneau personally killed the Red Sox in all their meetings for 06

I'll become Leena's very own personal Forrest Gump.

Twins don't make the playoffs without Morneau IMO...I still think the Yanks make it even if Jeter went down (Boston did their best MASH unit impersonation and the Jays just weren't there yet either) and the Red Sox didn't make the playoffs so that nixes Ortiz to me. Thus Justin was the most important to his team's success. I actually told my co-workers 3 weeks ago that he would be the AL MVP...I should have taken up the manager on his $100 bet but I didn't think Justin would be able to overcome the media's hard-on for Jeter.

I can use any training I receive to tactically help you with your neighborhood gnomings. I'm 95% sure I'm headed into the Marines. My father wants to have a sit down talk with me before I enlist, but I'm pretty certain I will be enlisting when I get back from my mini Thanksgiving vacation.