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    Hotbutter Spoontoaster

    last night I dreamt that I was fucking the really hot blonde girl that does expo right in the ass and she turned into a centaur. Once realising she had a horse's ass I somehow flew away. What does this all mean?
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    X-Men 3

    Speaking of Spiderman... Link
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    Hotbutter Spoontoaster

    did you get to put it in her ass before she dropped you? I know it was a goal of your's
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    TWiB: 5/29 - 6/4

    should be
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    TWiB: 5/29 - 6/4

    Papelbon is on course to have the best season by any closer in the history of baseball according to some guy at Sportsline. If that's true then he outta get the AL Rookie of the Year unless something bizarre happens.
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    Brokeback By The Bell...

    The Palance one trumps them all. No ifs, ands or buts about it.
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    TWiB: 5/29 - 6/4

    Sheffield could be out for the rest of the season now with that wrist injury. He has a torn ligament and dislocated tendon in his left wrist and still refuses surgery. Oh, and Mariano Rivera hurt his back somehow.
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    All about me.

    I just figured that's the way they spell it over in England. Pedro/Piedro
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    Brokeback By The Bell...

    link to the Back To the Future and City Slickers ones please. oh, and somebody start tying this in with Malibu's persona.
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    8 yr old ods on heroin

    Slayer needs to come around and link to the thread that my post is mocking.
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    8 yr old ods on heroin

    what does OD stand for? </Alfdogg>
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    The Car

    I have never purchased a car before. I have never looked at purchasing a car before, thus I come to you people with my inquiries. I make roughly $2k a month before taxes. My cost of living every month is about $500 total. What kind of car should I be looking at picking up? I don't want a piece of shit but at the same time I'm not looking at luxury. Most important to me is milage. I don't give two shits about safety. As long as there's an airbag on the driver's side then I'll be happy.
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    59. My WWE Fantasy team. That blows.

    put Jenna back...I don't ask for much
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    Im going to need some advice..

    after reading a few pages of this I feel bad enough to chip in and buy Marvin an hour with a prostitute. Who's with me?
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    59. My WWE Fantasy team. That blows.

    please keep the current avatar for awhile
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    Im The Juggernaut Bitch!

    if it makes you feel better I hadn't seen it. I closed it after 5min. Too damned long
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    TWiB: 5/29 - 6/4

    Wells said he wants to make his scheduled start. I think Clemens is suppose to give his answer at the end of this week. This should mark the end of his "rigorous three week training program".
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    Grumpy Old Men

    here it is with sound if you wanna hear the guy break his hip link
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    Who's had the same avatar forever.

    you're basically as tall as a Domokun so you can just say 5 full years.
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    X-Men 3

    there's a Captain America movie?
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    Bring Back the ECW Folder.

    what a stupid channel to put it on. Before its final days on Spike they aired ECW on the Spanish channel up in Mass. It aired in English which made it all the more funny.
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    X-Men 3

    I swear I remember Psylocke being a cyborg or some shit from some X-Men comic. Don't believe it was Uncanny but another series.
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    X-Men 3

    I hope to god that they just leave it alone now. I don't get how Stan Lee could give the ok on the direction taken in this film. It was basically a slap in the face to those whom followed the comics for so long (and were hoping to get a good Pheonix story after the great job done with the second film) and looked as if it were just aimed at the casual movie fan that likes pointless violence with no real direction.
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    TWiB #8: 5/22 - 5/28

    Well considering he is 100% retiring after next season he better hope 225-230ish is enough. Maybe if he tags on another WS ring this year or next it will boost him. He's closing in on 3,000 strikeouts too, so I would think 225 wins and over 3k worth of strikeouts would be enough. Another strong post season performance might lock it up though.
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    TWiB #8: 5/22 - 5/28

    Manny is out with a stiff back so they threw Kevin Youkilis in LF. He's becoming the Moneyball version of Steve Lyons.
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