Failed Bridge

pm Alfdogg

and at work today one of the drivers, who happens to be a woman in her mid 50s, got me a 500 piece puzzle and a thing of bubbles. Evidently she thinks I turned 6 years old today.

for the first time since coming here I didn't recieve a happy birthday message from CanadianChick. I'll probably cry over a gallon of Turkey Hill brand ice cream tonight whilst watching a sad movie because of this.

Shut down because of a pain in the ass.

The truth is always somewhere in the middle. I'll guess she agreed to bang all of them in the champaigne room but didn't agree to having it thrown in her ass or something which they still did anyways. It'll be settled out of court, players will be suspended, and we won't hear of this again come 6months from now.

as long as he's kept to DHing and not playing first on a regular basis then he should be fine. Big Mo refused to DH and in the end that's what ended his career (injuries sustained from playing first)

Red Sox are close to locking up Ortiz for an additional 4 years.

not me, although I was hoping you and I could be civil with one another as I have become with everybody else. I've even extended the olive branch via defending you in certain situations where people have obviously been wrong here. Up to you in the end though.

I'm also curious as to what aces have been on them. Supposedly there have been much more pitchers than hitters that have used them, and last year's suspensions proved that.

I care. I'd like to know which mashers in the live-ball era should be completely disregarded when it comes to their achievements. I know Canseco, McGuire and Raffy and Ken Camaneti for sure but I'd like to know who else. I don't believe Bonds and Sosa are/were clean the entire time and I'd like to see if it comes back with actual proof.

(Insert name here), I'm calling YOU out! You all laugh at me because I'm different but I laugh at all of you for being the same

how about the room I'm sitting in? I've got terrible gas from a mixture of American Chop Suey and then later on McDonald's french fries. The paint in my room might start peeling off at this rate.

the day I get worked up over any Downhome post is the day I disconnect the internet for good

I'm going to the game between the Red Sox and Orioles on April 9th at Camden Yards with alot of fellow co-workers. First time I'll be seeing Camden Yards and from what I gather the pitcher for the Red Sox on that day might be Josh Beckett.

Dames was only made cool by the various photoshopped images of him that Piss made. I just can't find a guy that gets sick off of two Chicken McNuggets to be cool.

Kotz has really mellowed out as of late. I wonder if he got some pussy recently

I got the MLB Ticket for Direct TV. My life will consist of baseball and World of Warcraft. No grandkids for my parents anytime soon!

When you can't make the ace of the Baltimore staff then you don't deserve a trophy wife.

Watson has had a very good spring where-as Church has struggled mightily. It might work out ok.

I can't apologise to you enough for that

that link doesn't work. Least not for me. You should know by now that you're attractive and the few people trying to insult your looks are just grasping at straws.

oh, I see what you did...I hope they throw you in there now to teach you a lesson. I also hope they throw EvanderHME in there with you along with a bunch of threads praising Black Lushus.

Insignificant, not funny, etc

why was SJK thrown into Whiney Bitches?

I'm going to sit on the fence with this one and say Eddie is in purgatory.