Failed Bridge

ok, lets stop now before people start making fun of us for our ability to quote Year Without A Santa Claus

You don't want none of this. Whatever I touch starts to melt in my clutch. I'm too much.

Where's Papacita with the graphic for my Biggest Bastard of an Idiot Award?

CWM is going to fight tooth and nail to strip you of that award.

NYU aint bastard or idiot enough to top me. In yo' face! *holds award up and shakes it in a "neener-neener" fashion*

Miami is still a pretty old team. I feel they're two drafts away from being a real threat once again. You have to figure that Ricky Williams, Sam Madison, Keith Traylor, Junior Seau, and possibly Zach Thomas may have all played their last games in Miami. I wouldn't be surprised to see the Dolphins turn it over to a young QB (Drew Stanton of Michigan State perhaps?)either which will retard their progress a bit as well.

Not really. He not only pushed him to the ground but also knocked him in the mouth. Doesn't matter though. Dolphins win, and I'm happy about that. I'd much rather have the Pats face the Jaguars as I feel Pittsburgh will take out Cinci since the Bengals can't stop the run.

Flutie just drop kicked an extra point. That was pretty nifty

what's even worse is I don't believe Doug Flutie can play in the game because he's the 3rd string QB and thus inactive.

If Pitt goes into the playoffs with a healthy Duce Staley, Bettis, and Parker then I can see them steamrolling the Cinci defense(especially after watching what Larry Johnson has done to them today). That would send Pitt into Indi with the winner of NE/Jax headed to Denver.

The Packers and Jets are both winning. If they do end up winning their games then they can both basically forget about Reggie Bush.

Pats already have almost all their starters out now. They're losing by 3 and seem content on making Miami's draft position a little worse while the Pats head into the playoffs.

They should bring Kanyon in for the Raven match.

Patriots Inactives for today CB Asante Samuel CB/S Artrell Hawkins RB Corey Dillon LB Tedy Bruschi WR Bethel Johnson TE Daniel Graham DL Jarvis Green Doug Flutie -- 3rd quarterback You can tell the team is clearly gearing up for the playoffs here.

she looks kinda cracked out now to be honest.

it just reeks of UTSU and he's never had a single good idea. I also don't want to see Jeff Jarrett trump everybody in wins. Only real intriguing thing with win-loss in TNA right now is how long they'll keep Joe undefeated.

Its all predetermined and thus meaningless to keep win-loss records.

Lets not do this.

it would be alot more shocking if Sting hadn't wrestled for TNA within the past 6months or so.

A young man loading trucks at an office supplies warehouse dreams of one day being the world's funniest comic performer. With the help of his co-workers he turns the loading dock into a stage everynight and performs for local residents while waiting for his big break. Its called "Delivering the Laughter."

A former fry cook works his way into medical school where he finds that laughter really is the best medicine. Join us this spring for Diagnosis: Laughter.

I thought Deon made a typo and was trying to spell "Thrice" and then I asked myself "Who the fuck is Obie?" when I read the title.

I hope god plays a cruel joke and makes Rando pack trucks headed to the main offices of Long John Silvers on a regular basis.

so when is this whole thing being posted?