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  • Birthday 05/21/1981
  1. Retired Gimmick Poster

    Tuxedo Unmasked

    Well it's been a fun run and being a gimmick poster was pretty fun for a bit, but I've determined I no longer need to hide behind a mask while posting from work. And just who am I when the gimmick dies? I don't know, just guess. I'm glad that my fancy plans (with pants to match) entertained people like Spaceman Spiff.
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    Backlash thoughts

    Huh... that does make a lot of sense. Figured it had to be something like that. Thanks.
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    Backlash thoughts

    Mr. HTQ, I do have a brief question for you as a seeker or truth and justice... Why is it that your post PPV analysis often contains questions or comments which are outdated based on the listed time of posting? The best example would be the WrestleMania 22 thoughts, posted on April 7th - 4 days after the post-PPV Raw - making reference to a "possible" break up of Carlito and Masters and "whoever ends up" taking the belts from Kane and Big Show. By this date, there was both an official break up and tag title switch. This PPV, questions about the "odd finish" to Trish vs. Mickie are being raised, long after the world has been informed of Trish receiving a legit injury. The reason I ask this is that overall these are very good, well thought out pieces of writing, but reading lines that make you appear oblivious to events that have happened or been reported strike me as odd. The post-WM thing, I can assume you just didn't watch the show (even though I would assume you have read results or been aware of conversation of the forum) but the ignoring of Trish's injury seems odd (you seem like someone who is very up to date on his news). Are these just written way and advance and posted later? I'm just rambling about nothing, really... keep up the good work.
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    Crazy...

    Recently some small girl fell from the sky and interupted me in the middle of... personal business. Eventually I learned I'm going to live to be like, a million, and will be doing so in a place called Neo Tokyo where all the buildings are crystal. Crazy!
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    Ever have one of those days?

    Today was a bit of a weird day, but that's nothing new for me. I was just hanging out, and not using outdated slang, with my pal Motoki (who some people call Andrew for some reason) at the local arcade. I bump into this dumpling headed girl who is crying about a test or something, I don't know. Ever since I bumped into odango head a few weeks ago, I seem to see her everyday, crying about this or throwing a shoe at me for that. And why do people confuse dumplings with meatballs sometime, anyway? Anyway, I leave to enjoy some coffee (not hot cocoa) and then like, 20 minutes later, I have this very large pain in my head, such that it brings me to me knees and some crazy aura goes around me. I wake up having this dream that someone that looked like the dumpling headed girl, but I am certain was not, was in a battle with some monster and I saved her with a rose while dressed in a tuxedo and mask. Turns out I was next to some roses when I woke up... I think maybe it was not a dream. Memories are coming back.. perhaps I am a warrior fighting for good while being stylishly cool at the same time?
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    20. Chris Masters.

    Ken Masters is pretty cool, if you like Street Fighter. Oh, and the "Masters of the Universe". But yeah, most other Masters suck. Except the robot masters in Mega Man games... but a lot of them suck too.
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