Hawk 34

Man, Elijah and MVP didn't get a shot at him before pasty white Kane. The running gag of Colin adding more tape every week is another nice touch.

Raw promotes HD with the promise of seeing Snitsky, ECW promises half naked chicks. What does Smackdown do? COLIN! Is he even under contract?

How was that? She was the generic one, sprouting her whiny loser cliched anti-idol shit.

It'd be Punk-Chavo IV, but they could just as well do the final match with the EE rules in place but the problem is with this, Punk doesn't even seem tested by Chavo and EE shouldn't in that regard. Chavo lost the first two matches on his own with Punk outsmarting him to get the count out and Chavo slipping and getting caught like an idiot. Given that Edge likely plays a hand in Chavo getting the title shot, Chavo really looks weak. That's not a big concern. It'd give Punk a singles match at MSG where he'll be hugely over and it'll look good for him to those that aren't regular viewers of ECW. It's not as if Chavo needed to be protected. Hopefully, Benjamin has a strong showing in the Rumble (perhaps as this year's iron-man) and they get rolling on Benjamin-Punk at WM.

Any comments/feelings about Mike Zimmer? The new defensive coordinator for Cincinnati? I figure Ripper probably has one as well as the few supposed Dallas fans.

Is that the Jobber? No, you're thinking of Chavo. Colin is the pasty white guy who gets squashed at the urging of Tazz.

It's Elijah's turn, isn't it?

1/11 Boston The ULTIMATE Ultimate Endurance Elimination match with the first fall being a Tag Team Scramble, the second fall with the remaining three teams is No DQ, the final fall between the last two teams is for the ROH World Tag Team Titles: ROH World Tag Team Champions Jimmy Jacobs & Tyler Black with Lacey vs. Jay & Mark Briscoe vs. Jack Evans & Jigsaw with Julius Smokes & Mercedes Martinez vs. Brent Albright & BJ Whitmer with Shane Hagadorn Bryan Danielson Vs Brent Albright FIP Heavyweight Title Erick Stevens Vs Austin Aries Necro Butcher Vs Kevin Steen Roderick Strong Vs El Generico Ruckus Vs Claudio Castagnoli Delirious Vs Sal Rinauro SHIMMER Match Daizee Haze Vs Alexa Thatcher Also: Jason Blade/Kenny King, Pelle Primeau, Erine Osiris 1-12 New Jersey Anything Goes Brawl Briscoes Vs Necro Butcher and Tyler Black FIP Heavyweight Title Erick Stevens Vs Bryan Danielson Austin Aries Vs Claudio Castagnoli Jimmy Jacobs w/ Lacey Vs Jack Evans w/ Mercedes Martinez Brent Albright Vs Kevin Steen Jigsaw Vs Roderick Strong Mike Quackenbush, Delirious and El Generico Vs The YYR of Kenny King, Sal Rinuaro and Jason Blade BJ Whitmer and Shane Hagadorn Vs Bobby Fish and Eddie Edwards

Undertaker winning anything is a waste. Edge should be BEGGING to get 'Taker at WM.

Michaels Vs Mysterio: Battle of the Underdogs. Shawn makes an off hand remark about being the biggest underdog in the history of the WWE and Rey obviously takes exception. Shawn shouldn't be in a ladder match with his myriad of injuries.

Make Hardy-Orton the main event at Royal Rumble. Batista/Taker winning the rumble can't match the overness Jeff will have.

It wouldn't hurt to give him 2-3 weeks. Orton beats Hardy at NWO in a gimmick and continues onto the Batista and/or HHH feud without losing steam.

Holly and Rhodes.

One game doesn't make it a rivalry, Marvin.

The MSG crowd wouldn't shit on Punk. It annoyed me they didn't explain it, or at least, I didn't notice any explanation. Punk could have gained from a quick promo saying "Whatever, I'll give the guy another match, I didn't pin him the first time around, so I'd love to amend that". Instead, Punk comes out smiles galore with no reasoning. Someone nailed it in a thread describing this Punk push as a Bret Hart circa 1992 push.

Huh? Sophia Bush? It's a non-story but Sophia Bush put an end to all the talks that she and Romo were once an item and basically said Romo was perfect for Jessica Simpson. Which was a not-so-subtle way of saying that Romo is a brain dead dolt (as his playoff performences would attest).

Shitty week for Romo. First Sophia Bush and now a playoff loss by his own doing.

People went to First Sunday but ignored The Great Debaters? My head hurts.

Jay was injured the night before on friday and while a concussion was ruled out, they did the worked injury spot as a precaution.

If TBS is back, should we go ahead and pencil in TBS/Khali for WM?

Who is to say they won't? These two could keep the promo wars hot for another 8 weeks, easily. The set up of Jericho being dragged and nearly hung up, would suggest they could do a strap match at RR with a non-finish leading to the blowoff at WM. Otherwise, Jericho's lost in the shuffle.

Ratings went up during the Diva Search.

I remember this routine when Tom Zenk did it.

He got hurt from a splash (which is what the wording of that sentence indicates) not exactly a dangerous spot in comparison to the other stuff these guys usually do. It's unfortunate but injuries are prevalent in this business. Jay didn't continue the match.