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You could put Paulie with anyone and it'd rock. He needs to land on another show, the more random the better.

Is this possibly Mick Foley's storyline idea? If this was Foley's idea, he would have done a 15 minute narrative while McMahon walked to the limo.

The cruisers usually get a brief spurt of momentum where it's pushed as relevant once a year and I figure it's that time of the year for them. The CW's really peaked during the Mysterio-Chavo period as far as importance.

No. It's fictional reality. That's been the design for WWE for years. It's perfectly within the universe of WWE to explain why nothing happens. Getting hung up on "reality" about fictional reality is about as dumb as making a issue of title linage.

This angle can easily go so many different ways. It's quite possible to lead to an actual match. All it takes is simple booking, which is probably the main concern obviously but given the details they have put forth thus far, I'd like to think they have some fraction of an idea or direction here.

I wonder who they picked out of OVW to play the lead agent? I'd say go with Cabana. Seriously, he could be perfect for it as the bumbling FBI agent.

They were actually talking about this on the local sports radio show. Basically, it was 10 minutes of the host saying that pro wrestling was the lowest form of entertainment, ya know, the usual stuff. Then he was shown footage of it and he said he changed his mind and wants to see what happens next week.

That was a tribute to McMahon. RING THE DAMN BELL.

Only if Heyman comes back. Fuck Rando.

So, Batista gets a white limo if he loses?

When JBL had one every week for over a year?

I'm not concerned. I'm just waiting for them to Mike Sanders him.

Angel. The few heroes still alive are about to go into the last apocalyptic battle, and WHAM cut to black the instant it starts. Except it felt like closure, cuz the cut was at a much more appropriate point for an ending, it didn't feel like my cat just pulled the TV's plug out of the wall when I wasn't looking. Also, Twin Peaks ended in a slightly similar (ableit more disturbing) fashion, even though it was really cuz the series got cancelled, not a true ending per se. The biggest difference, really, is that in 20 years people will still talk about the Sopranos finale. Along with the legendary Newart finish and the MASH finale, people will probably still debate what actually happened. That's the truly incredible aspect of the finale. I can't really think of a TV Show that ended like this before. At least a TV at this level.

For Hornswoggle. Rando always beats me, always. I'm car-bombing his limo.

Sure beats selling coins on Home Shopping Network.

You know Vince would have wanted a Tommy Dreamer-Balls match in his honor.

You just know someone will actually die next week and no one will buy it.

They really should have had Cade and Murdoch sitting on the bench in the back instead of the stage hands. Just spitting spit.

I love the parade of jobbers. Especially Jamie Gibson confused about being on TV.

Actually, someone already did start this thread earlier today. I'm sick of your power trip, DH. I'm glad Tazz and Joey learned the Owen Voices.

It was Young. Maybe they just need to get out of Tampa.

I admire the symbolism of Patterson and Brisco being at the end of the line.

Vince: Hey, Hunter. That's NO-SELLING death.

Jamie BY GOD Knoble on Raw!

What about Sharmell? Poor Cena, Sharmell will fuck his world up.