Hawk 34

The show ended.

Why don't Tony and Carm like Meadow's new boyfriend?

I didn't indicate it would make it a major title. I was nodding to the fact "NWA Title" has been dormat for years and not being stuck around TNA would erase that.

Ballsack Mountain? That was horrible. Yes, Ledger played a gay guy in a movie. Obviously, he can't act a damn. Except that he is a tremendous actor but that means nothing, because he doesn't like comics. Why should he be taken off the project? He's an actor, not a comic-book historian. He's paid to play a role, not to be a fanboy of comic books.

Albright/Danielson would be the best choice for finals. Either of those two would be great champions to revive the title.

I thought MVP was the "highest paid free-agent"? Why is he driving a Mustang?

Bon Jovi and Maroon 5. Blake gets his audience.

I'm not quite sure this was the best choice of an old song for Blake.

Gastroenteritis. He lands on the 15 day DL. This must upset all the radio land idiots that were convinced he relapsed.

After Molly mentioned the mystery guy, for something I started to think of Charles as that person since he knew Peter was standing there but as I think about it, I don't think it'll go that route.

Can't help but think of Uncensored with ONS 3 being all "EXTREME RULES". Might as well tack on gimmicks for every match. Maybe Flair/Carlito can be first-blood. Not sure about the Women's match or the probable Punk/RVD match since we only have 2 shows to set that up. WGTT/Hardyz is probably too soon for a ladder match but that'd be the obvious route given those involved. Don't forget to tack on a pair of SD matches.

I love when Orton hits a dead end and they go back to the legend killer gimmick to get him back on track.

you mean the nerdy white people Basically.........I mean the metal stuff they probably don't know who those bands are either but when they go to Timbaland I bet the reactions are hilarious. What's strange is that SD's key demo would be more suited for Timbaland then Ozzy.

They can't do continunity back three months but they'll put over something from 12 years ago.

Good thing they found music to go with the Owen voices.

Well, the rematch will be a FCA match, right?

Knowing WWE, one will turn and the other won't.

I guess they'll job out the low-card instead of the tag division.

Punjabi.

Have they done the wax apple bit yet with Carlito? I'd assume at some point they would do the obvious gag. Candice has been improving for awhile now, beyond just the past year.

Carlito's game plan after last night: More restholds.

Aw, man! I paid 40 bucks for this match last night!

Shamrock and Blue Meanie references in one segment? I approve. Should have Eugene in the Blue Meanie gear for good measure.

Not so fast. Might just get more time to fuck it up.

That's bullshit. He has done quite a few bumps and he's capable of more but they aren't stupid enough to have the big monster taking back bumps and such over and over.